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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:56 pm
I'm no longer allowed to go through stores putting L's on all of the AXE products making them all say AXEL
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:47 pm
~I'm no longer allowed to let Sora or Roxas near a computer.~
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:52 pm
I am no longer able to call Xemnas mansex
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:15 pm
Letting Axel and Xigbar near that Nightclub 'The Prancing Pony' was not one of my more brilliant ideas
Nor was taking them as well as Demyx (poor little innocent naive Demyx) and Roxas to 'Icha Icha Gaia' , the porn world(NOT to be confused with here, I use the titaness' Gaias name)
Introducing Hades to Kreitos was porbably the best idea ever conceived by Mickey
Stop sitting on the Disney castle throne and proclaiming you are Walt Disney 'God' of all Disney characters
Stop going to Timeless River and changing major events just for your own yaoi purposes, it doesn't work....not saying i've tried
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:21 am
I am no longer allowed to tell Setzer that he dresses like a gay pirate. He does not see the humor in it.
I am no longer allowed to sing "Frosty the Snowman" in the presence of Vexen.
I am no longer allowed to leave Zexion and Xemnas in the same room for long.
I am no longer allowed to make any insect references when speaking of Larxene's hair.
Just so you all know, I am so totally enjoying all the responses this thread gets.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:44 pm
Saix is not the toothfairy and I should not tell Riku this
Nor should I tell Xehonart that Yuna, Rikku, and Paine are the fairies of the istics (Egoistic, Narcisscistic, Masochistic)
Demyx does not masturbate with the help of his water clones
There are not itmes in the game called 'Magic Koolaid'
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:28 pm
I am no longer allowed to feed Sora bananas in front of Riku.
Nor am I allowed to feed bananas to Roxas in front of Axel.
Same goes for sea-salt ice cream.
I am also no longer allowed to recreate the scene from Lady and the Tramp (with the spaghetti) with Cloud and Leon. Especially not with Sephiroth as the Italian chef.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:04 am
Zexion and H.I.M's Ville Valle are not related
Nor are Cloud and My Chemicals Romance's Gerard Way
I should also not force them to reenact my faveorite songs off their cd's
Neither should Sora
The white dress I bought to wear under my Graduation gown is not to be put on Xemnas even to just see how it looks on a person. (And god would I love art of him in that dress, Hell I'll even post the pic of my dress on here just to see if anyone would draw Xemnas in it)
But we all agree it looks cute on Sora
I should not use Riku as my prom date, he's Soras and Sora does not appreciate me using him
Stop posting the Emo!crack yaoi, it's rude and Leon, Zexion, Saix, Riku, Roxas and Cloud do not appreciate it (if I forgot any tell me)
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:42 pm
I am not allowed to tell any member of the Organization that thier robes were designed out of convenience rather then making a fashion statement
I am not allowed near Sephiroth with scrungies and a comb, he does not appreciate the braids.
I am not allowed to "play" with needles, poision, Papou fruits, and Kairi's address, apparently that was just "too cruel".
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:14 pm
There is no Kingdom Hearts ultimate yaoi calendar and I should lift the fangirls hopes up by telling them this
There is also not an artbook that features all the males in the game in their Atlanitca form
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:34 am
I am no longer allowed to ask Diz if he wished to be mummified in the near future.
I am no longer allowed to tell hair-product salesmen the whereabouts of Sephiroth, Leon, Riku, Marluxia, Xemnas, Saix (and any other character with long pretty hair).
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:26 pm
Giving Sora chocolate and other caffeine filled products before the ever dramatic final battle, was not one of mine nd Riku's best ideas
Nor was it to post that bondage fanfiction of Kairi and Namine. (Cassie:Haha...that was Rikus doing. Riku:WAS NOT!)
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:43 pm
I am no longer allowed to tell everyone I see that the Organization members don't wear anything under their cloaks. (And that they should check every chance they get.)
I am no longer allowed to buy any sort of potions. Sora gets high and horny off them if you give him enough.
Also Miss Anya, is Cassie your real name??
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:25 am
I am no longer allowed to say that Lexaeus is trying to compensate for something with his weapon.
I am no longer allowed to say that Lexaeus is related to Medusa.
Okay, I think I've picked on all of the Org XIII members now.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:45 pm
i am not allowed near Roxas. Ever.
I am forbidden from giving Tron Photoshop and talking him into faking "interesting" pictures of Cloud and Leon.
I am not allowed to give Sora "Gravitation" dvds and suggest he dye his hair pink.
I am not allowed to suggest Riku would look good in leather.
I am not allowed to stand next to Aerith and say "hey, how YOU doin'?" wink in cloud's presence.
I am not allowed to call Axel "Reno", Zexion "Katana", Larxene "Elena" or ask Saix if he has a twin brother named "Azul".
Upon pain of death i am forbidden from mentioning Camui Gackt near cloud and leon, and showing them ablum covers to compare.
I am forbidden from stealing a keyblade and standing in front of Hollow Bastion's castle and saying "By the power of Grayskull!!!"
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