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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:12 pm
I don't know the zebra on the rollerskates riddle.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:16 am
*facepalm* Ok, here is the zebra in rollerskates riddle:
What has four legs, is black and white and has 16 wheels?
The answer: DADADA! You guessed it, a zebra on rollerskates.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:30 pm
*throws more house elves at her*
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:49 pm
Aquajade Here's another one: You're a bus driver, at the first stop, two people get off, three get on, at the second stop, three get on, one gets off, third stop, 5 get off, two get on, what's the bus driver's name? Lol. BOB!!!! (Note: Not my real name...)
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:46 pm
Here's one.
A man comes home from work, he's really tired so he goes upstairs and turns off the light; he goes back downstairs, kisses his wife and goes to bed. The next day he wakes up and sees hundreds of dead people in his front yard. Why?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:55 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:37 pm
D_Metria Here's one. A man comes home from work, he's really tired so he goes upstairs and turns off the light; he goes back downstairs, kisses his wife and goes to bed. The next day he wakes up and sees hundreds of dead people in his front yard. Why? is it because we works in a funeral home?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:39 pm
I have a riddle it might not be completely right but this is how i remember it.
What walks on four legs then two and lastly three?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:16 pm
mernalife D_Metria Here's one. A man comes home from work, he's really tired so he goes upstairs and turns off the light; he goes back downstairs, kisses his wife and goes to bed. The next day he wakes up and sees hundreds of dead people in his front yard. Why? is it because we works in a funeral home? Nope.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:45 pm
jennah_13
~>A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
She's pregnant with the 7th one? gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:34 pm
Garnet17th jennah_13
~>A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
She's pregnant with the 7th one? gonk They are all boys
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:06 pm
D_Metria Here's one. A man comes home from work, he's really tired so he goes upstairs and turns off the light; he goes back downstairs, kisses his wife and goes to bed. The next day he wakes up and sees hundreds of dead people in his front yard. Why? He lives in a lighthouse. That had me stumped for about five minutes. I left the thread, and then... it hit me. And I was all excited.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:27 pm
Empress_Kat D_Metria Here's one. A man comes home from work, he's really tired so he goes upstairs and turns off the light; he goes back downstairs, kisses his wife and goes to bed. The next day he wakes up and sees hundreds of dead people in his front yard. Why? He lives in a lighthouse. That had me stumped for about five minutes. I left the thread, and then... it hit me. And I was all excited. You are correct! *fireworks*
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:33 pm
I'm bored so here's some riddles.
Easy one, so if you get this wrong, kill yourself(no offense)
What get's wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What goes around the world but stays in a corner.
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