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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:34 pm
i have a billion...
Elizabeth: That will come a chance when you have the choice to do that right thing.
Jack: I love those moments! I love to wave at them as they pass back!
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest. And dishonest men you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for...you never can predict when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid.
Jack: ( humms to himself the song A Pirate's Life for Me) And really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
i have more trust me...i just forgot them lol
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:18 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:56 pm
POTC2:
"That look dosen't suit you; it should be a dress or nothing at all. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:22 pm
"Everything is this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannablism and is in fact frowned upon in most countries.." -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:32 am
my favorite lines that he says is:
1 but why is the rum gone!
2 savy
3 I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and geuss whats inside it.
4 wheres the thump thump
those make me laugh so much smile biggrin
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:18 pm
Sleepy Hollow
- Ichabod: [the decapitated corpse of Masbath has been found] "You have moved the body.
Dr. Lancaster: I did.
Ichabod: You must never move the body!
Dr. Lancaster: Why not?
Ichabod: Because..."
- [Regarding a spider] "Kill it! No, no! Stun it!"
POTC (1 and 2)
- "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
- "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack - (high-pitched voice) Must have been terrible for you - (regular voice) WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
- "Puh-luh-luh-loo-loo!...Parson...Parsley...Parsnip..."
- "Oh, bugger"
- "I've got a jar of diiiirrrrt! I've got a jar of diiiirrrrt! And guess what's insiiiide it?!"
- *shoots monkey* "An undead monkey. Top that!"
Edward Scissorhands
- "We're not sheep"
- (with full mouth) "I thought this was shish kebob"
- "Goodbye"
21 Jump Street
- Hoffs: How many times have you seen this?
Hanson: 122 times... but I don't watch the whole tape. I watch 3.3 seconds. 3.3 seconds that slipped through my fingers. 3.3 seconds where I could've done a thousand different things. But I didn't move. Do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds? You can take off your shoes, pop a beer, and shoot someone in 3.3 seconds.
Hoffs: Come on, Hanson.
Hanson: You can hold your finger down on the remote control and pass 17 stations in 3.3 seconds. You can open a can of tuna fish, shuffle and bridge a deck of cards, or twist the tops off six bottles of ginger ale in 3.3 seconds.
Hoffs: Hanson, please!
Hanson: You can ring a doorbell 22 times, lock and unlock a deadbolt four times, or sing the entire alphabet in 3.3 seconds.
Hoffs: Hanson, please! Please.
- "Did someone mention the manly art of poker on Valentine's Day?"
Benny And Joon
- Joon: You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.
There are more, I'll have to add them later.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:32 pm
"You'll be straight in a few hours just sit down, sit the f*** down man!"-Raoul Duke.
(Wasnt sure if I'm allow to type the f-bomb even though its a quote)
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:35 pm
Why is there almost nothing but PotC?
I like from Secret Window.
"I killed a mirror....and my shower door"
"I know I can do it, Tod Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the stramy bowl, I'm sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone, and her death will be a mistory, even to me."
"Bummer Ted"
Also everything from when he's in the final meltdown.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:51 pm
Secret Window:
"I'm in a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Divorce."
I love how he uses the country accent. So funny.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:37 am
Keyblade_Lady lol, let's see... -has hundreds- Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] From my back.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. That is heaven. <3
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:23 am
Oblivion Goddess Secret Window: "I'm in a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Divorce." I love how he uses the country accent. So funny. Oh yeah, I love that one. I also love when he says, "Just Peachy"
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:35 pm
Oblivion Goddess Secret Window: "I'm in a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Divorce." I love how he uses the country accent. So funny. That's from a song, ya know. "My D-I-V-O-R-C-E is final today. Me and little J-O-E are doin' OK." I forget who sings it. Grr
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:21 am
deppfan Oblivion Goddess Secret Window: "I'm in a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Divorce." I love how he uses the country accent. So funny. That's from a song, ya know. "My D-I-V-O-R-C-E is final today. Me and little J-O-E are doin' OK." I forget who sings it. Grr Oh yes, I didn't know that when I watched the movie, but I heard it on the radio on the way home from the library. Priceless. x]
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:09 pm
My favorite isen't much of a quote... It's more of a.... Well, almost a whole scene, I guess!
Movie: Sleepy Hollow
Characters: Ichabod Crane, Katrina Van Tassel (Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci)
Katrina: The cardonel. My faorite! I would love to ever tame one, but, Iwould never have the heart ot cage him.
Ichabod: Well then, I-I have something for you! Cardonel on one side. An empty cage. And now.
Katrina: *Amased* You can do magic! Teach me!
Ichabod: It is no magic. It is what we call, optics. Seperate pictures shall become one when spinning.
For some reason, I love to act out that part of the scene.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:34 am
You know these will all be from POTC. xD
Jack: Mr Gibbs! You may throw my hat.
Gibbs: *Excitedly throws hat*
Jack: ...Now go get it!
Jack: Now were being followed by rock. Never heard of that before.
Barbossa: What are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.
Jack Sparrow: Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Gibbs: Aye.
Jack Sparrow: I feel sullied and unusual.
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lacked.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny!
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