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 Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:01 am
Whats some of your favorite Johnny Depp movie quotes??
Will: This is either madness or brilliance
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
-one of my favs from potc
this is one of my fav scenes in fear and loathing for some wierd reason: hahaha
Raoul Duke: Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her a** at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang ******** her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own.
Dr. Gonzo: Jesus Christ. I knew you were a sick b*****d but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff, you filthy b*****d.
Raoul Duke: Straight economics. This girl is a God-send. s**t, she can make us a grand a day.
Dr. Gonzo: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.
Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.
Dr. Gonzo: Hold on, man. What if I just jump you and beat the dog s**t out of you? Would that make you feel better? You filthy b*****d.
Raoul Duke: Alright listen to men. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
Dr. Gonzo: That's so ugly, man!
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:04 am
Peg: How was it?
Edward: It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.
Peg: Well that's nice.
Edward: And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.
Kim:Hold me
Edward: I can't.
Joon: You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
So i got some to start off with biggrin
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:58 am
"Perhaps there is a little witch in you"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you've bewitched me."
"He was a horseman, a dead one, headless."
~both from Sleepy Hollow
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:00 pm
hahah i like your second quote there... before he passes out haha
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:54 pm
"if there were no sorvivors then where did the stories come form" from potc
not my favorite but its one i remember
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:32 pm
Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.
Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.
[faints]
Ichabod Crane: Katrina, why are you in my room?
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Because it is yours.
[to the horse]
Ichabod Crane: Giddy Up... no, no this way... good horsey.
Lady Van Tassel: Still Alive?
Ichabod Crane: Run, Katrina.
Lady Van Tassel: Yes, do run, and jump, and skip
[Regarding a spider]
Ichabod Crane: Kill it! No, no! Stun it!
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.
[as they are attempting to commandeer the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship.
Will Turner: [lunges with his sword] AYE! AVAST!
[Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing]
Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
._. That's all for now. A lot, yes. I know. xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:08 am
"Bring me that horizon."
That's my all time favourite Johnny D. quote, yo. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:55 am
Potc
norritain: one good deed does not rid a man from a life of trickery .
jack: but it seems enough to commdem him.
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:47 am
From POTC:
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
From Ed Wood:
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: We don't have a permit. Run!
Bunny Breckinridge: What about glitter? When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
Bunny Breckinridge: Cat's Eyes.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
Bunny Breckinridge: Well, I'm going to need some antennae.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No! You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!
From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
Raoul Duke: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Raoul Duke: How would Horatio Alger handle this situation?
Raoul Duke: What kind of rat b*****d psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?
Raoul Duke: Quick, like a bunny.
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies
From Edward Sissorhands: [These always make me cry/tear up in the context of the movie cry ]
Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.
Edward: Goodbye.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:55 pm
One of my favorite johnny depp quotes was from the movie secret window when he thinks someone is in his room and he looks in the meirror and sees a shadow of someone...he says
" I know your in ther sheit heead" it was really funny because for that instant he had a real country accent and it was humorous because that was the only time in the movie he sounded like that<3 gottuh love him<3
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:03 pm
lol, let's see... -has hundreds-
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] From my back.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:43 am
Jack: How far are you willing to go for this girl?
Will: I would die for her!
Jack: ok no problem then.
Wily Wonka: everything inn this room infact is eatable. I am eatable but aht would be canabblism! rofl pirate
Awesome quotes what genuis a big hand for the writers of the Pirates of the Caribbean!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:46 am
Keyblade_Lady lol, let's see... -has hundreds- Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] From my back.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. HA they are some of the best quotes form Pirates of the Caribbean! haaa nice work! and you have them all remebered and stuff! EXCELLENT!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:50 am
~angel of the winds~ Potc norritain: one good deed does not rid a man from a life of trickery . jack: but it seems enough to commdem him. intersting hey!! i sat there watching it and wa slike OH SO TRUE!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:06 pm
Rosie1987 Keyblade_Lady lol, let's see... -has hundreds- Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] From my back.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. HA they are some of the best quotes form Pirates of the Caribbean! haaa nice work! and you have them all remebered and stuff! EXCELLENT!! I know. They're so great!
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