A Natural Blessing Username: CitrusCupcake Tell Me a joke: What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares! (lame and old but there we go XD)
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:00 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: LydaLynn Tell Me a joke: I could use a bit of cheering up!
Heisenberg & Schrodinger are driving when they are pulled over. The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know exactly where I was." Figuring this odd answer is grounds for a search, the officer opens the trunk and finds a dead cat. He says, "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?" Schrodinger replies, "I do now!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:06 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Kara Asumie Tell Me a joke: Want to hear a dirty joke?
The white horse fell in the mud.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:45 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: AislingJuno Tell Me a joke: I learned this from a girl back in middle school I’ve remembered it because I thought it was cute.
A blind bunny and snake meet in an empty field. The bunny says;“Oh hello can you help me. I can’t see and I’m not sure what kind of creature I am.” The Snake says;“I have the same problem I’m not sure what kind of creature I am. “ The bunny says; “Ok how about I touch you so I can get an idea what sort of animal you are.” The Snake says;“That sounds like it could work! “ The snake gently rubs himself against the bunny. The Snake says; "Why your warm, soft, and fuzzy you must be a bunny!" The bunny carefully feels around the snake. The bunny says; Your cold to the touch and scaly you must be a lawyer!
A Natural Blessing Username: Mewsings of An Angel Tell Me a joke: Watch this video Linkage
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:29 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: ArashiX Tell Me a joke: I could use a bit of cheering up!
It's kinda horrible, but it makes me grin anyway.
"Alright... so three guys die and go to the after life, for fun lets call them Mathew, David, and Leon. They find themselves in a field full of birds just wondering around, flitting about here and there. Then they hear a booming loud voice. 'I am God.' The voice says. 'You three are in purgatory, cause I don't have any room in heaven at the moment. But if you can last a full day here I will have room for you here. ALSO! Do not under any circumstances kill any of these birds, or else...' and with the voice was gone. Well the three nodded their agreement that they would last the day in purgatory. David being the one with high intellect decided to fly into the air to avoid stepping on any birds, however due to his focus on the ground he didn't notice the bird flying straight for him. The bird would hit him, snap its neck and die--POOF David had been teleported away and would now find himself hand cuffed to the ugliest woman he had ever met, and on the cuffs that bound him and the woman would be an inscription: 'These two are now eternally bound and nothing will be able to undue these chains, not even me.' signed God. Mathew the cunning one, having seen David disappear after killing a bird decided he would just dive underground to avoid the birds altogether, however upon diving underground a stray rock from his hole would go flying and smash into a nest of a poor and innocent little dove, and the eggs it was nesting on POOF Mathew would now find himself handcuffed to an even uglier woman than David had be cuffed to, with the same inscription on his cuffs, doomed to be eternally bound to this woman. Now we have Leon, the most... well the Leon of the group. He had taken upon himself to find out what happened to the other two, thinking that they had started a game by killing the birds Leon decided he was going to win by killing the most... However with his malicious intent radiating off of him all of the birds flew off and scattered in different directions and Leon would not be able to catch any. So the day went by and Leon would be sitting there pouting when it occured to him the day was over he would look up at the sky and shout 'Well I made the damn day, and I wasn't able to kill any birds! So do I get to go to heaven? Or what?!' he sit there a few moments longer before POOF there would be the most beautiful woman he had ever seen handcuffed to him, on the cuffs the same inscription as the others. Leon would get a huge grin on his face figuring that he won the game so he got a good prize. Thats when this woman would sigh loudly and yell out. 'Hey God, I'm sorry I killed those birds honest I just tripped!'."
A Natural Blessing Username: mistalina13 Tell Me a joke:
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:32 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Vistada Tell Me a joke: Oh no. You don't want my jokes. They're all REALLY BAD PUNS: What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh. I gave my dead batteries away; free of charge biggrin! What does the fish say when it hits a cement wall? Dam When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked.
A Natural Blessing Username: Noga Eldritch How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 2 solo owned, 2 co-owned. Make Me Laugh: Basic lulsy joke, des. = v= Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one looks over to the other and says, "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other one was shocked and exclaimed, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
