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With the room set, and enemies picked, there were only a few more things left and they would begin. Giglamesh would go threw the last final settings, one being gore content, he changed it from normal to extreme. No weather inclement, gig actually made it hot and sunny. Te room still looked white with things made of metal balls. But then as giglamesh clicked confirm, a little tray slid out with two tiara type things. The system began speaking to who ever was in the room. "Please have all players take graphic head sets and place the band around the back of the head adjusting the modulators over them temples. Once you have them in place press the modulators down till they click and suction will keep them in place, and keep you comfortable. Once you have them in place the system will create a visor over your eyes and nose covering the full view of your eyes for safety, and for visual experience.

Once your ready we welcome you to the gold virtual combat training at gold saucer. Please note damage is set to real damage, so the system will be set where if any players health reaches a critical amount the system will stop and shutdown to stop any further injury. Please dont push your limits to hard and enjoy your training." Giglamesh tossed one of the tiara type headsets things to river, then proceeded to put his on. As he pushed the little temple modulators it sucked air sightly and created a suction between his skin and the modulators to keep them in place, yet you could barely feel them there at all, before long from pressing against the skin you would not be able to feel at all. As the visor digitally formed over his face and gig saw it doing it, it was preety cool. Looking threw the visor the room looked orange because thats was the visors color. Because it completely covered anywhere his eyes could look it was like the room had changed then little words would begin flashing that said loading. Suddenly the visor went bright white, and then as if gigs eyes were readjusting to the bright light it was as if his visor was readjusting to the bright sun over head. Because ...it was, it was like he was transported to some tiny little rebel encampment or something. Gig would swear he could feel the heat from the sun, and the dry sand under his shoes, this was amazing extremely high quality, even when he looked at river she was still there in this world it was like they were transported to. Giglamesh would remove his jacket tossing it to the side, so he only wore the extremely baggy shorts, and a sleeveless black muscle shirt, very tight showing off the context of all his muscular body, that went half way up his neck.

Gig and river were standing in the open area slightly south of a destroyed bus. gig did not set the enemies, he just used a presetting so he did not know what would come. But he would remove his twin handguns, and he noticed that the simulated magazines he had had a light on it that was still red, then gig would notice he could not shoot. The system was waiting for river, (once she is ready) but as she got ready a door opened on the house and people started to walk out. They were....clowns, or atleast a gang or people dressed like clowns. There face paint slightly smeared, some with stains of blood on there outfits. ...None of them looked happy, maybe it was the baseball bats with hundreds of nails sticking out of them, or the sharpened shovels, perhaps the barbwire wrapped sledge hammer, or maybe just maybe the blood dried on there faces around there mouths. Gig assumed there were a gang of clowns that were all strung out on drugs thinking there zombies, or cannibals...didnt matter to gig either way. One larger one wearing what looking like a rubber speedo stretched over his body suit up to his shoulders, had a green tuff of hair sticking crazily out from the sides of his head. He hand a board of some kind with a rock attached by something to its end. That clown would thrust the weapon upwards and roar, then the rest of the clowns did the same following him. The big clown started to kind of gallop sideways straight t giglamesh.

Right as it did the words infront of gig would appear saying "READY! goooo!Then giglamesh noticed the lights on the simulated magazines turned green. The clown was getting closer and closer rearing that weapon back ready to swing. ...Till giglamesh shot it in the shoulder the bullet burst as it entered the skin leaving a big hole, but a second would hit the clown in the knee almost severing its leg. The clown would trip and land on his head hard, flip over on to its back, before it flipped again back on to its chest sliding almost making it to giglamesh. It wriggled around in pain and started to look up at giglamesh, only to see gig standing over it....raising his right foot high before giglamesh would stomp his foot down smashing nearly exploding the clowns head under his foot, the right eye popping out of its socket before the head completely smashed and burst. Giglamesh wasted no time in pointing both of his handguns out infront of his chest his wrists crossed holding the guns sideways at the other gang members. Then giglamesh would just begin to let the bullets rip. Round after round would pop upwards in the air, because how he held the guns sideways there ejection ports popped the shells straight up. But that did not bother giglamesh any he just kept pulling trigger after trigger, left after right, right trigger, left trigger right trigger left trigger. This is the first time river would see gig use The twins, in doing anything more then shooting a few targets, so the magazine capacity as well as the exploding rounds should be a fairly big surprise to river.

The clowns that waited at thee other side of ths bullet shower, first clown got hit in the chest the abdomen, and the right arm, second thigh abdomen and right side of chest, third shoulder left arm and the right eye, clown after clown got showered with exploding bullets twelve in all got blasted apart by the shower of bullets, three hitting each clown. The last two bullets giglamesh tilted the guns up like normal and fired both at the same time. The bullets rushed and hit in both eyes of the last living clown, the rounds exploded un this head with such power it was like the top of the clowns head exploded. Blood would squirt and spray as the body stumbled about before falling forwards after a few seconds, The slides of giglamesh's hand gun stuck back showing he was finally out of ammo. Two bullets in the first, three bullets in to twelve different clowns and two in to the last, that was fourty bullets total, gig's new hand guns had twenty round magazines, that was a huge magazine for .45 cal exploding tip rounds. Giglamesh would squat in a odd way and thrust the tips of the handguns down against his ankles, a little device would grab the magazines and as he pulled the handguns up the long magazines, styled the same as rivers dr-90's before thrusting them back down on to two full magazines that also extended from the back of his ankles. He would flip the guns pointing them up in the air standing back up, the magazines would rest against his thighs once again. The bodies from the dead would bubble and dissolve, that how the system replaced them with more enemies, as just then in the areas gig and river could not reach clowns came running in climbing up the chain fences, over concrete walls and hoping down in to there combat area. Giglamesh would release the tumbelrs and the slides would slide back in to place putting the first rounds in to the chamber on both magazines. "...Its show time...." Giglamesh would say standing straight up arms bent at elbows so his hands were at his shoulders gripping two massive handguns looking forward as if he was a action movie star of something, and alot of clowns came running in with varied rigged blunt but dangerous melee weapons in hand.

River was still looking around when the game spoke. She looked around trying to locate the speakers then Gig tossed her one of the devices which she put on with haste understanding it would affect a lot of her senses. She was curious to see how this technology worked; the magnetic spheres were impressive alone. The visor activated then when the bright light came, River instinctively shielded eyes which did absolutely nothing. When her vision returned she looked around and wonder. She knew she was still in the simple white room with metal shape surrounding her but… Wow… She thought seeing all the changes that had been made. She notice gig take off his jacket and she sighed seeing that sadly the VR did not change his outfit. Fashion sense of sloth… She thought shaking her head. She heard noises as the enemies surfaced. When she saw them she blinked twice then tapped the near nonexistent visor before she confirmed they were in fact clowns. Very ugly clowns for that matter… She thought then said aloud, ”Clowns? Seriously? I mean… What… They're gonna throw pies or something?" True clowns could be somewhat creepy, especially with them always being happy… but scary? How can clowns be scary? Freaking clowns… Seriously? River thought shaking her head still baffled as to why they would be fighting clowns. They weren’t ordinary clowns seeing that they were… Creepier than normal clowns with a hint of depressing as well but River didn't notice. She only noticed that they had weapons and they were on the attack. It was laughable actually. Clowns… She thought shaking her head and was actually reminded of a cartoon that had clowns gang members who likes creating chaos. Was this based off them? She tried to activate her weapon as the enemies grew closer but nothing happened. Eh?? She thought and saw words appearing announcing the start of the game. Just as the words disappeared one of the clowns lunged at her spitting blood in a hiss with an unnatural yell. Not just clowns… freaking zombie clowns?? River took a step back starting to fall into the illusion. Okay… Okay this is okay… River thought and she activated her weapon even if they were freaking zombies they were still killable so ok… The roar of the engine hummed as her magic flowed making the gears inside turn at a rapid pace activating the chain. The sharp teeth moved like a blur hungry to cut through flesh and River raised the axe above her head and timed it just right then slammed it down just as the first clowns attacked. It cut through the neck and shoulder knocking the clown to the ground then she raised the axe once more spinning it before she slammed the blades down on the neck trying to decapitate said clown. Taking the momentum of the weapon she attacked another clown at her left smashing the head of soul thief into the stomach of the clown then swung it to her right behind her up and over; once more aiming for the soft part between the shoulder and neck. Following the motion she spun her body with the axe attacking a third clown slicing across the chest spinning again trying to hit the same wound before she thrust the axe head into the lower gut and yanked upward trying to spill internal organs. All in all seven strikes.

roll for clown
84-194 x2=168-388 (3/1 odds damage exceeds max hp no roll)

roll for clown 2
84-194x2 +(84-194x1.2 duel weildx2 crit)=368-853 (min exceeds max hp no roll)

roll for clown 3
45-85x2 +(45-85x4) (crit roll doubled with explosie tip ammo)=270-510 (min exceeds max hp no roll)

roll for clown 4
84-194 akai aoi x1.2 duel wield x2crit=200-465 (min exceeds max hp no roll)

[DEATH POST]
The first clown even started to swing hit that large man stuck him with the club like barrel of his gun, the first blown nearly broke jaw and did knock out several teeth, he alsmot fell to his right side. But he stopped and began coming back to his left so he could swing, only to get struck by the greater blow head on center of face. Broken nose, face bones, teeth, reptured eyes...it was a nasty blow the clowns face nearly exploded wrapping around the mans massive hand as he swung. The fist had such power it threw the clown threw the makeshift door of the house tossing him aside like trash.

The second thought he had a open ing since the man attacked the first, but the strike to his chin made him lean back, so as he corrected he only caught the two massive downward swings like sledges hammers. They had so much power the completely broke apart the clowns shoulders and ribs pushing them down almost detaching then shoulder from the clowns body because of the sheer brute force. it was utterly devastating, the first blow nearly broke his jaw, which he would nto of been able to fight, but the sheer power of the second was complete overkill. as the lifeless body feel to its knees then to the side.

The third never had a chance the first bullet hit square in the forehead and as the bullet began ripping threw the brain, the tannorite tip exploded, completely exploding the head of the clown. Not blowing the back of its head out, but utterly exploding the head were only the lower jaw and torn fragments of skin remained as the highest point on the body. The second body struck in the upper arm exploding as it hit the skin nearly severing the arm, third wnet the same place as the first...but because there was no head it never hit anything. Finally the last struck the right knee exploding as it hit the skin blown the limb out enough where the lower leg severed as it stood causing the long dead corpse to fall back to the far side of the wall, the poor b*****d never even made it over.

The fourth got luck and saw the large man aiming for his knee, he would thrust his steel pipe in to the ground to block the blow to his knee, smiling and begging to laugh he believed he had caught the large man. Yet that laughing smile was the last thing that touched his guns as he struck him so hard with the guns in a bat swinging motion the force ripped his head right off his shoulders, launching it back against the concrete wall of the house, where it hit so hard the head splattered against the wall on impact a eye stuck in the goupy chunks that stayed on the wall....then the body with no head would finally fall forwards after a few moments.

[damage to river]
30-60 -23x9= 63-333

Like those tacky horror movies that had a guy coming after you with a chain saw seeing a kid wielding that big a** weapon trying to take on the whole gang seemed laughable. The b***h of the thing was the weapon cut through the first clown with no qualm and his head rolled towards the others the laughing stopped. Blood sprayed soaking the platform making it slippery as the second clown died. Splashed with their teammates blood, a third clown attacked and was struck down with ease.

River heard the sound of gunfire off to the side but she did not look over. She was determined to kill every enemy she could find. She noted the spray back of blood when using this weapon was a b***h so she would have to be careful when picking her outfit while using the weapon next time. Distracted by her messed clothes, River’s leg buckled from a hard hit she fell off the platform with a heavy thud hurting her back slightly.

After their attacks subsided, River flipped, arching her back before standing on both feet. She had left her axe on the ground, by simply twisted her wrist it stayed in her hand. Swinging both arms before her she flashed a grin from the mild damage. “Wanna play eh?” She said before she raised her axe up and she tossed more magic into the weapon causing a blowback. Spinning like a 360; River moved like she were in a dance River used twists with cartwheels and she was able to attack seven different clowns.

damage clown 1
Deathblow 84-194x2=168-388 dead

damage clown 2
45-85x2=90-170 close enough

damage clown 3
84-194x2=168-388 dead

damage clown 4
84-194 x1.2 duel wield x2crit=200-465 very dead

damage clown 5
45-85x2=90-170 close enough

damage clown 6
Deathblow 84-194x2=168-388 dead

Clown one though he had gotten lucky, and he did to avoid the first, but...not so lucky on the second. The hilt almost seemed to literally crush and smash the face of his skull inwards only his forehead and lower jaw remained in place, his entire face was smashed in several inches. He only had a few moments of horrendous pain before he stumbled back dieing from pain, and trama to the brain. The second clown wanted to help the first seeing the devastating blow coming, but she got shot in the abdomen twice, .45 cal bullets were bad enough, the bullets exploded when they hit the skin making faily large holes. The second clown would fall back, and while she was alive, she would not fight anymore. The third barely saw the hilt comign that had such force it took him off his feet, but the second downward slam hit so hard and so fast it shot him straight threw the sheet metal and down to the ground very hard. Broken face ribs and spine, all the attacks came so fast they were hard to see, that giant man was like a devil. The fourth....just looked up with horrible timing, he heard somebody speak up on the platform, the sun was behind them, and the clown would hold his hands up trying to block the sun to see,....only to get two metal club like handguns impact down on the top of his head with such force, and so fast, that his head literally exploded out from the sides, the blows force continued down and crushed the standing corpse to the ground and the giant used him as a landing mat.

The fifth barely saw the fourth clowns head explode, it was like slow motion but the giant man was still moving super fast because as he spun and shot clown five took a bullet to each thigh the pain causeing him to fall backwards and curl up in massive amounts of pain, he was bleeding alot, but was not dead yet. Finally number six, the first blow of gigs literally knocked off his red nose, which scared him he almost pissed his pants. But he kept moving so fast he barely saw the approaching second gun that literally just hit him in the mouth breaking out his teeth and continuing back in to his throat threw his spine and out the back of his head. He just got skull ******** by a huge handgun and there was nothing he could do about it, and he fell back dead after the giant man dislodged the gun from his head.