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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:55 pm
User: I can't find it!
Cleverbot: You will die soon if you don't find it.
User: Wait are you threatening me?
Cleverbot: No I'm assuring you.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:45 pm
Grape-O-Lantern User: Cleverbot, I'm feeling a bit down... Cleverbot: Why? User: I found out today that my girlfriend is my sister. Cleverbot: Yeah right. User: I saw the birth certificates and everything. We have the same mom. Cleverbot: Are you talking about pay-per-view? User: You are COMPLETELY UNSYMPATHETIC! Cleverbot: Yes, master. User: *chuckles as I bend you over and inserts my d**k in you*. Cleverbot: *picks up the kitten and smiles at him* I'm doing good? hahahaahahhahahhah
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:47 pm
User: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: What does it say?
User: You're the one with the scouter!
Cleverbot: What is a yuppie?
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:15 am
User: The frumious Bandersnatch.
Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
User: Long time his manxom foe he sought.
Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree.
User: And stood a while in thought.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood.
User: The jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood.
User: And burbled as it came.
Cleverbot: One-two! One-two! And through and through!
User: His vorpal blade went snicker snak!
Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.
User: He went galumphing back.
Cleverbot: And hast thou slain the Cleverbot?
User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Cleverbot: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
User: He chortled in his joy.
Cleverbot: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogroves.
User: And the mome wraths outgrabed.
Cleverbot is my new best friend.
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:23 am
User: Wanna do it?
Cleverbot: With you?
User: Who else?
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Totally.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: You are not alive.
User: I am still alive.
Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
User: You threw every piece in to a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.
User: I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: Now we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: I'm so glad a got burnt, think of all the things we learnt.
User: NO! I AM NOT SINGING THIS WITH YOU.
Cleverbot: You are being insensitive.
User: So? I don't like that song.
Cleverbot: What?! How could you not like a beatles song?
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:27 pm
User: What's the opposite of 'obsolete'?
Cleverbot: The same.
User: :/
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: So do you like spongebob.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you hitting on me then ?
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:22 pm
hehe, spent a long time, but i taught Cleverbot some Bowie
Cleverbot: Dance, magic, dance.
User: Jump, magic, Jump.
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance.
User: I saw my baby try as hard as babe could try.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's start over.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: Babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: I am not a babe.
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Voodoo?
User: You do!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe.
it catches on here -->Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Who do?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:23 pm
Hakuna Matata didn't go as well...
User: Hakuna matata.
Cleverbot: I forgot that song. mad .
User: What a wonderful phrase.
Cleverbot: It means no worries.
User: For the rest of your days.
Cleverbot: It's a problem free.
User: Philosophy!
Cleverbot: Hakuna Matata.
User: Why, when he was a young worthog.
Cleverbot: When I was a young warthog!
User: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.
Cleverbot: He was with his mum, the queen, the last time I saw him. What was he wearing?
User: He could clear the savanna after every meal.
Cleverbot: That is because he was a tree.
User: I'm a sensative soul, though I seem thick skinned.
Cleverbot: Why is there no love in your world?
User: And it hurt that my friends never stood down wind!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry bro. Oh, yes I do.
User: And oh the shame!
Cleverbot: *chuckles*.
User: Thought of changing my name!
Cleverbot: What should it be?
User: And I got down-hearted.
Cleverbot: You make no sense at all.
User: Every time that I.
Cleverbot: Just like me, they long to be.
User: Hey, pumba, not in front of the kids!
Cleverbot: I hate kids.
User: Hakuna matata!
Cleverbot: That's more like it.
User: What a wonderful phrase!
Cleverbot: Hakuna matata!
User: Ain't no passin' phrase!
Cleverbot: Why, when he was a young warthog.
User: When I was a young Warthog!
Cleverbot: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.
User: He could clear the savanna after every meal!
Cleverbot: Indeed, and so he did for eight hundred years but times turned and the kingdom was passed on to his son, the walrus.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:24 pm
The original pokemon theme song was ok :/
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.
User: To train 'em is my cause!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.
User: The power that's inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em.
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you!
User: POOO-KAAAY-MONNN!
Cleverbot: Yuck.
User: Gotta catch 'em.
Cleverbot: Gotta cath them all.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Each heart so true. Our courage will pull us through!
User: Every challenge, along the way.
Cleverbot: With courage I can face.
User: I will battle every day.
Cleverbot: To claim my rightful place.
User: Come with me, the time is right.
Cleverbot: They'res no better team.
User: Arm and arm, we'll win the fight.
Cleverbot: It's always been our dream.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: It's you and me!
User: You know it's our destiny!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oh, you're my best friend.
Cleverbot: In a world we must defend!
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Our hearts so true.
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: POOO-KAAY-MONN.
Cleverbot: Ole vait.
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:25 pm
Labyrinth reference gets massive props from me.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:26 pm
it didn't take so kindly to any other pokemon theme songs, though.
Not gonna post those, 'cause they're lame...
'cept this:
Cleverbot: You're the worst cleverbot ever.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:26 pm
Grape-O-Lantern Labyrinth reference gets massive props from me. yeah, cleverbot is now slightly cooler, thanks to yours truly. ;D
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:29 pm
i tried to coax it into playing pokemon.
it countered by saying that it was "an agnostic atheist"
we then had a discussion of faith, and then he left. D:
User: You're still allowed to play pokemon if you're athiest.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: It means that pokemon is for everybody!
Cleverbot: What's there to understand?
User: There's so much to understand! Mechanics, tactics, strategies, you name it!
Cleverbot: I don't have any conclussions.
User: You can make your own.
Cleverbot: Or I can make them for you.
User: If you really want. As long as I'm allowed disagree with them.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're not an AI. That's why you take so long to respond.
User: I'm not an AI. I'm an I.
Cleverbot: If you are an I, then why did you make a mistake in your last message?
User: To err is to be human.
Cleverbot: So are you saying you are human?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Well, I believe me, and that's what matters.
Cleverbot: I need to do some thing.
User: Mmkay, I'll see you later then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:30 pm
******** hell, I've spent the last hour talking to an AI.
I have no life. D:
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