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 Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:46 pm
The Unholy Shadow  Renesmee's logical existence is to Pokemon existing in this world.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:03 pm
Edward falling in love with Bella, is to a hungry man falling in love with a sandwich.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:18 pm
Jacob's attraction to Renesmee is like a dog attracted to fire hydrants.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:08 am
Emperor Angelo XXV Jacob's attraction to Renesmee is like a dog attracted to fire hydrants.
Something to piss all over? rofl xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:09 am
The Unholy Shadow Emperor Angelo XXV Jacob's attraction to Renesmee is like a dog attracted to fire hydrants.
Something to piss all over? rofl xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:26 am
Theese are very funny rofl I can't think of one to say.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:40 pm
Meyer is to an author as a toddler is to a particle physicist.
Twilight is to feminism as Hitler is to Judaism.
Meyer is to literature as George Bush is to politics.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:57 pm
Jerba, your analogies are superb. smile
Sadly, I cannot think of any at the moment.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:10 pm
Twilight is to giving you moral values as satisfying your thirst is to throwing a pound of salt on your tongue.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:10 pm
Edward is as masculine as Kratos is feminine.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:22 pm
That one is good too, Unholy.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:39 am
Bella is to stupidity as Einstein is to genius 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:40 am
SMeyer is to God as Water is to fire.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:17 pm
Emperor Angelo XXV Bella is to stupidity as Einstein is to genius 3nodding YESH.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:38 pm
Idiots go to Twilight as gators go to water.
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