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 Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:31 pm
When life gives you lemons, tell it you wanted pineapples and annoy it until it gets the pineapples for you. Then tell it you're allergic to pinapples and that you want bananas. Annoy life until it gets you the bananas. Then complain that you want lemonaide.
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:10 pm
"Bite the hand that refuses to feed you cash."
"Damned if you do, damned if you screw."
"A penny saved will be worthless in ten years due to inflation. Spend what you have now!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:52 pm
He who hesitates is a damn fool.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:06 am
Give a poor man a fish, he eats for one day.
Kill a poor man with a fish, he's out of his misery.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:20 am
Serenla the cat Take any ordinary saying, mix it up, and post it. this kind of reminded me of Ziva from NCIS
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:46 pm
I went on this site with a movie quote screwer uper, and you put a word in, and it replaces one word in a movie quote with your word.
I'm gonna make some.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:48 pm
Shove your finger up your butt and call it Macoroni!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:04 pm
"A penny saved is ridiculous!"
"To err is human, to forgive is against company policy."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind."
"Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek."
- from some icons I have saved on my computer.
Also: deadlines is one letter away from deadliness.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:13 pm
1. Laugh, and the world laughs too, Jump, and the world jumps too, Pick you nose and..... EEWWWWW
2. 95% of all life's problems can be solved with a couple shotguns
3. Next time you get an award, hide your mic.
4. smoking isn't sexy, but drugs sure are. =P
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:13 pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and if you say anything I'll kick your a**.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:15 pm
animoil6 Sticks and stones may break my bones, and if you say anything I'll kick your a**.
Or...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you'll sill be eating hot lead!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:20 pm
When life gives you lemons, throw it back and demand Jacob Black. ^.^
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:24 pm
An eye for an eye and a tooth for your genitals.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:18 pm
'you can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy'
'do not meddle in the affair of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup'
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:33 pm
hard_golden_apple Next time you get an award, hide your mic. Yes...for if you don't kanye will- [color=red]Kanye West[/color] -snatches keyboard- Yo Xemry, i'm really happy for you and all, and i'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!!!
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