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Serenla

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:19 pm


Take any ordinary saying, mix it up, and post it.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:22 pm


"All Your Randomness Are Belong To Us" - CATS, Secret organization [edited by Rinic]

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Serenla

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:24 pm


1. If at first you don't succeed, get up and keep making a fool of yourself
2. If a tree falls in a forest, and no ones around to hear it, will the crushed squirrel make a sound?
3. If you smile, the world will smile back at you. If you laugh, the world will think your on drugs
4. It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
5. It's better to be a smart a** than a dumb a**.
6. When life ginves you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies.
7. When in doubt, C4.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:28 pm


"Rinic's the name! Beating evil's my game!" Sonic the Hedgehog, a fast blue thing [edited by Rinic]

"Lets begin mantling the...bomb...." Derek Stiles, Surgeon of Caduceus [edited by Rinic]

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Serenla

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:22 pm


Heh. I'm a HUGE sonic fan

"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!"

and one of my favorite quotes, I had to add,
" Why is the rum gone?" (ironic because currently in one of my rps, I have a charcter drunk off rum...she's 14.)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:26 pm


When life gives you lemons, you bitchslap it and tell it to go make you some lemonade...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:27 pm


Time heals all wounds...but leaves one hell of a scar
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:40 pm


when life gives you lemons, demand seconds!

if a tree falls in the middle of a forest, can I punch you in the face before you finish the question?

if you have nothing nice to say to someone, go ahead

nearly noon or noonly near?

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was not a big fan of wine (I'm starting to run on empty here)

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:45 am


If you give a moose a muffin, he'll take your girlfriend...


...and then you'd have to kill him 3nodding
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:25 pm


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it sure beats listening to you.

Suugah


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:46 pm


I think this thread needs some Groucho Marx sayings...hehe:

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels. "

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:35 pm


behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Serenla


69_Go-Go_69

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:45 pm


One man's trash is another man's hooker.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at fangirls.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:59 pm


1 in the bush is worth 2 in the face

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Fate Seven

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:05 pm


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"Practice makes perfect, then again, no one's perfect so why practice?"

"I know I'm in my own world, it's okay. They know me here."
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