One night, I heard kissing sounds and I thought it was from the tv because it was on but then I peeked through my blanket and saw my grandparents makin out and then after a few minutes I heard squeaking and then saw my grandpa "pushing" and then I realized they were havin sex. >.> It was ..... OMGWTF.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:30 pm
Rawrikka
One night, I heard kissing sounds and I thought it was from the tv because it was on but then I peeked through my blanket and saw my grandparents makin out and then after a few minutes I heard squeaking and then saw my grandpa "pushing" and then I realized they were havin sex. >.> It was ..... OMGWTF.
You shoulda video taped it and sold it on the internet.
One night, I heard kissing sounds and I thought it was from the tv because it was on but then I peeked through my blanket and saw my grandparents makin out and then after a few minutes I heard squeaking and then saw my grandpa "pushing" and then I realized they were havin sex. >.> It was ..... OMGWTF.
eek
-runs to the bathroom to vomit-
this shall be the FML of the day...
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:23 pm
tutunkta
Rawrikka
One night, I heard kissing sounds and I thought it was from the tv because it was on but then I peeked through my blanket and saw my grandparents makin out and then after a few minutes I heard squeaking and then saw my grandpa "pushing" and then I realized they were havin sex. >.> It was ..... OMGWTF.
You shoulda video taped it and sold it on the internet.
Haha, that would be like the 2 girls something. xp Totally gross...
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:25 pm
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eek
-runs to the bathroom to vomit-
this shall be the FML of the day...
Lawls. I so wanted to just stand up and shake their bed and scream at 'em. HAHA
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:29 pm
I was doing dishes at work, and I dropped a clean plate on the floor by accident (first plate I ever dropped.) I s**t you not, it shatters into hundreds of pieces, and then BOUNCES off the floor flying back up at me! I moved my arms to shield my face and they got covered in cuts. First experience dropping a plate, and I had 5 band-aids. FML
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:42 am
uh i got caught with drugs yup
FML there
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:50 am
So I locked my keys in my truck the other day, It so happened to be parked infront of a abortion clinic, they dont take to kindly if you walk in ask for a coat hanger, Fml.
So I locked my keys in my truck the other day, It so happened to be parked infront of a abortion clinic, they dont take to kindly if you walk in ask for a coat hanger, Fml.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:45 pm
Okay I got one that happened to me. Me: "I don't want to ride my bike to school tomorrow" Dad: "Why Not?" Me: "Cause it's going to be raining outside in the morning." Dad: "Well I gave you a ride yesterday and your mom isn't going to give you one at 6 in the morning."
Next day~~ Go into the Garage, my bike has a flat tire, but it just finished raining. Halfway to school I had to go around a HUGE puddle, right when I crossed it...two guys in a car come speeding by and splash all of the dirty puddle water on me.
yeah well.. i was like.. hmmm last day of elementary school.. i go to my class, then someone asked me out of the room. ended busines but forgot i had to go to the toilet. ask permission, teacher says no, i ask again, once again answer's no, 15 mins later i REALLY need to go to the bathroom... ask once more, answer remains the same, then... noo more needing to go to the bathroom e.e teacher asks what happened.. i said -more like i yelled at her- TOLD YOU I NEEDED TO GO- and that was the end of my social life in elementary XD
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