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 Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:43 pm
Thank you for joining the Mile High Club. Enjoy your AIDs!
Stripper.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:06 pm
(You suck, Andrew.)
"Sorry, but all the clubs in the world were just burned to the ground by 'Bible Thumpers'. *shrugs*"
iXenu ( smile )
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:47 pm
(I don't think I'm an occupation, but I'll answer it anyways!)
"I'm sorry iXenu, but your awesomeness has destroyed nearly have of the arcades in the whole world. No DDR for you!"
Shoe Shiner.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:19 pm
OMG!!111!!!!111! Someone call BatMan111!!11!! His arch nemesis, the SoleBurner is on he loose11!! He just made a huge bonfire in the middle of Gotham city...out of shoes!!!111!!1
Book Binder
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:47 pm
chef: finally im finished with this project... THE BIGGEST COOKIE IN THE WORLD!!!!
be creative when answering this i wanna be able to laugh +D
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:43 am
bunny_killer101 chef: finally im finished with this project... THE BIGGEST COOKIE IN THE WORLD!!!! be creative when answering this i wanna be able to laugh +D o-o You annoy me.
Okay...*cracks knuckles*
A group of children: "Oooh. We weren't supposed to use that for our own amusement....?"
Meanwhile in China...
Chinese People (after translation): "OMG! Godzilla has returned!" *running around screaming in their little high-pitched asian voices*
Godzilla: "Rrrmmhmmnfrrghrm!" *eating giant cookie*
Chef (to the little children): "OH EM GEE!" *falls over from massive coronary*
Children: "Hee hee hee hee hee." *running away* "Hey, whatever happened to Tommy? You know, the guy who was supposed to take the cookie to...."
Tommy (in China): No, Godzy! Noooo....!" *gets eaten along with all the little Chinese people*
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:26 pm
There are ---
--------------Many
Things that I ---------------
Well, no one else made one, so I will.
The President.
(No Obama or Bush jokes. Those are for the chat room, or the debate room.)
Would like to say to you.
------------ But I don't know how ...
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:38 pm
The Angel and Devil on my Shoulders... ...Both have a gun...
Mr. President, we have discovered that Christopher Columbus was right, and we are actually in India.
A Pastor
to my Head
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:02 am
There are ---
--------------Many
Things that I ---------------
Ehh ...
God loves everyone! ... Except you, father.
Why do you think she asked for a divorce?!
Okies, a ... pikachu. o.o
Would like to say to you.
------------ But I don't know how ...
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:00 pm
Professor Oak to Ash (with Pikachu next to him as always): "I'm sorry, Ash, but Pikachu must be... put down... Team Rocket pressed charges."
Pikachu: crying Pi-KA-chuu... *gets euthanized*
David Miscavige (Scientologys current President)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:28 pm
David's father: See DATS where me son gots his loooks write derr!!! That me son yup yupyupyupyup...
-scratches head-
Author of the twilight series....IDK!
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:11 pm
*you hear a knock at the door and open it*
*a guy in a tux with one of those ear thingy is there*
guy:hello im from the FBI and ive come to kill you and burn every last one of you books and your laptop because your books have been deemed to violent for small children by the us government. and because beer is now cheaper than gas when we burn your stuff it will be burned in beer.
*you randomly get hit by a cannon ball that shoots out of his chest*
um...
obi wan kanobi
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:31 pm
Obi wan:WHERE IS THE FORCE IN YOU?!?! YOU MUST BE EVIL! -takes out light saber--slices luke skywalker in half-
Doritos maker xD
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:49 pm
Doritos factory worker: sir! we have recently discovered that the red powder on Doritos is actually Mercury!
Julius Caesar =)
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