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 Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:44 pm
DarkShadowItachi7 I would toss that one to some cannabalistic women. Who haven't eaten in months... What would anyone do with me? Be very creative(Like that one girl) (what girl?)
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:45 pm
fireicekitten_cutie iCamo I'd make you read and write a book report on Tolstoy's War and Peace. If that won't kill you, the paper cuts will. xD You sick twisted person D': I'd make them eat one of Fat Alberts gym socks. >.> Id rip you thier jugular vein, and let them drown in thier own blood whee
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:14 am
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
Everyone says Jugular.
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I would say something like
"I'd stab it in it's kidney and watch it bleed to death," or "I'd stab it in it's Vena Cava ... and watch it bleed to death. <<"
At least it's slightly more original. v.v
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:09 am
Allie_Urishami DarkShadowItachi7 I would toss that one to some cannabalistic women. Who haven't eaten in months... What would anyone do with me? Be very creative(Like that one girl) (what girl?) That Krystylyn person.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:49 am
I'd tie this ones legs together and hook him to the back of the fastest train in the world. ^^ Then I'd take pictures and post them all over the intarwebs.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:37 pm
That one died being hung upside down from the ceiling fan by her ankles, after the fan was turned on by an unsuspecting bystander who accidentally flipped the switch while trying to turn on the lights in the dark dungeon full of bunny skeletons. Of course, after the fan was turned on, it fell from the ceiling and through the abnormally large hole in the floor onto the gruesomely sharp metal spikes below, in turn killing the seemingly innocent victim (who was, in fact, a murderess herself).
Either that or she was tragically hit by a bus because when she was young she never listened when the teacher taught about the all-important subject of "Stop, Look, and Listen".
*shrugs*
That's the best I've got for now, I'm afraid.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:54 pm
DarkShadowItachi7 Allie_Urishami DarkShadowItachi7 I would toss that one to some cannabalistic women. Who haven't eaten in months... What would anyone do with me? Be very creative(Like that one girl) (what girl?) That Krystylyn person.
You just got bitten by a radioactive saber-toothed squirrel. You then proceeded to fall over and writhe on the ground, where I then began kicking you incessantly with the heels of my combat boots. I then dragged your limp body to the edge of a cliff, threw down a gallon of gasoline (I picked your pocket, I didn't have $5 on me) and a lit match (I ducked to avoid the jet of flames that leapt at me), woke you up and then kicked you over the edge, enjoying your terrified screams all the way down. I then followed you (with a hose to put out the fire) and ran you over with the same bus that ran over iXenu. Your pitiful remains were then consumed by man-eating inch worms. I then named the largest of the man-eating inch worms "Bob", and put it in a tank to keep as my own personal pet. It will soon be the star attraction at my "Disgusting Man-Eating Creatures" exhibit.
Happy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:44 am
Holy cows, that's creative.
One flaw with that plan.....I don't have $5 in my pocket biggrin ....
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:57 am
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
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I'd push that scythe up just a little more, causing it to pluck out your eye. : D
Thus causing you to have a brain aneurysm and die. ;D
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:31 pm
DarkShadowItachi7 Holy cows, that's creative. One flaw with that plan.....I don't have $5 in my pocket biggrin .... Pppssshttt.
Fine. I conjured the five dollars.
Oh, and Andrew was just picked to death by a zombie who was armed with nothing but a plastic spork.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:50 am
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
o.o
Why didn't he use his teeth?
How about this one was eaten by her dragon. o.o
*Tired*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:39 pm
This one was mauled to death in a horrible milkshake making accident. ^_^
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:27 pm
I found you so adorable when shopping in a market somewhere...Eventually my crush turned into an obession.
And once I couldn't stand being apart any longer...I waited and waited. Looking for any small chance for us to be alone together. Then, when that day came, I walked out of the shadows, startling you. You're reaction to my appearance hurt me.
In a few seconds, doubts about us being together made their way inside my mind. As you stood against the wall, I had already made a decision. "No, I want you to love me and only me!" was the words I said before pulling a pen from my bookbag.
It was such a hassle, however...I was able to stab you in your neck. It was so easy. And the sound of your rapid breathing was music to my ears as I repeated the same step over and over. Once your body grew limp, I smiled. "You're just so cute!" I commented, standing up, then reaching down to lift your head up. "Now we can be together forever...And Stan will have someone to talk to when I'm gone..."
=D How'd I do?
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:04 pm
iGrindy DO THE D*A*N*C*E
o.o
Why didn't he use his teeth?
How about this one was eaten by her dragon. o.o
*Tired*
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&& j00 no love me anymore?! Eaten by my own dragon... crying
Okayyy... that was speared by a rusty piece of rebar. (That actually happened to my cousin, only through his leg. And he lived. smile )
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:51 pm
Ouch...
Um, I'm tired of doing long postish stories. D: So for now, you were....eaten by hamsters that were experimented in a lab nearby...Darn cruel scientists tampered with their food chain, so now all they eat is meat. :3
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