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 Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:42 pm
Stresshog So less Chuck Norris, more Mahjong Legend Akagi, then? Not a character I'm familiar with, but sounds more on the right lines. smile The Doctor (especially the seventh) does very strange things to games. We know from The Curse of Fenric that his idea of chess involves encouraging the pawns of opposing colours to unite against their masters. And as for Scrabble...he's somehow able to use that to simultaneously interogate a murder suspect and test the boundaries of ontology... (The guy called Mel in the following bit of Splendour isn't the companion of the same name. Obviously.)CONUNDRUM by Steve Lyons The Doctor frowned, used five tiles to spell the word DEATHS through Mel's A and stared up at his opponent meaningfully. Mel met his gaze and the ghost of a smile flashed across his face. Without even looking at the board, he played MURDERS through the new letter D. Immediately, the Doctor used the last letter of DEATHS to start off a horizontal word, SUSPECT. Mel smiled and played all seven again; the second R of MURDERS, the I out of PLAYING and the second S of Suspect helped him to form the ten-letter word DIVERSIONS. The Doctor scowled. "Now you're changing the subject, " he said. When we get back to the game later in the chapter... CONUNDRUM by Steve Lyons STORIES was the Doctor's next word, turning SUSPECT into its own plural with the final S. It was Mel's turn to look worried, as he played a tentative FACT through the only C on the board. The Doctor shook his head patiently and used the first I of DIVERSIONS to help him form a horizontal FICTION. Time froze for a moment...then Mel picked up six tiles and placed them across the board from the R of STORIES - slowly, deliberately, as if he would stand for no arguments. The word was REALITY. The Doctor smiled. [...] "Reality," read the Doctor. "That's a very interesting word." Mel smirked again. "You mean you can't match it?" "I mean it's physically impossible. On a fifteen by fiften square board you just don't have the space to play it." Mel was somewhat taken aback. "But...but it's there!" he protested. "I know," said the Doctor. "Interesting, isn't it?" In one fluid movement, he folded the Scrabble board and tipped the letter tiles back into their tray.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:07 pm
Richard_Swift The Doctor (especially the seventh) does very strange things to games. We know from The Curse of Fenric that his idea of chess involves encouraging the pawns of opposing colours to unite against their masters. Marxist chess. I like. Good old pinko commie Doctor. I just have to pimp out a fic in which that sort of approach doesn't work so well for Eight: Ficcage. But I must warn most of you other than Richard, it's based on the EDAs and therefore could be confusing. All you really need to know, though, is that Anji used to work in banking and is clever.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:40 pm
So lovely and right that I spent the entire evening reading nearly everything that writer had put up there.
How brilliant that, thanks to Moffat, Lyons and Nostalgia, anyone happening on this thread can now get an accurate picture of how fab the Doctor is. smile
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:59 pm
*reads* wow. some of these I can actually see happening. And others have already happened.
scary...
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:36 pm
Something about Chuck Norris and Doctor Who that I can't let this thread go without mentioning... according to the continuity of both the NAs and the EDAs then he becomes President of the US.
In 2009.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:27 pm
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:33 pm
lol
The Doctor doesn't actually walk he just pushes the ground behind him
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:09 pm
>>>Once someone said "Doctor Who?" and they're now dead.
Rose's mum would be dead.
Who you gonna call?! Ghostbusters!The Doctor!
If you don't vote for him in '08, The Doctor will lock you in the TARDIS and send you to The Land of the Most Annoying Noises You Could Imagine.
(TLMAYCI)
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:52 pm
LOL I enjoyed your list! Hope you can come up with more 4laugh
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:20 pm
Lullabee It's the wrong sort of ludicrous to have the Doctor be a sex machine. Honestly... when he could kiss people without nearly swooning, back in his eighth incarnation, he seemed not to understand it as anything more than a gesture of affection, and now he gets it, he stammers and nearly swoons when anyone kisses him. NOT a sex machine. I agree wholeheartedly. It started out really well, then the list seemed to get almost desperate to find something funny...which was not funny at all. I liked the ones that did not regard the Doctor's physical features or sexuality because they were either true or very likely ("There isn't a CTRL button on the Doctors computer because the Doctor always has control."). xd
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:37 am
A fight between Chuck Norris and the doctor would be a tie, the sonic screwdriver would block the kick of death and the kick of death would break the sonic screwdriver
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:52 pm
tennantsbutterfly Richard_Swift hazuki sliver Now for a sugesstion, how about, the doctor created the show Doctor Who? Well, that one's true. smile At least according to Steven Moffat... Decalog 3 Proffessor Arthur Candy (as dictated to Steven Moffat):
The Doctor, of course, knows that we are watching. And when, as has happened more than once, a culture extrapolates his existence from his multiple interventions in thier history, the Doctor has a favourite 'panic button'. He simply slips back in time and introduces himself as a fictional character in the popular mythology of that particular world. As a consequence, there are now millions of races all over the universe following his adventures in one form or another without ever realising their deadly significance. Naturally, it becomes all but impossible to explain to the Intelligent Tree Spores of Xandar 6 that the hero of their popular weekly bark carvings is a real and dangerous phenomenon when they're too busy complaining that the carving looks a bit cheap and sniggering at the space ships. Now that is funny! lol Funny . . . or scary? You know, that's kinda the way my Perpetually Evolving, Never To Be Written (because it's too corny!), Personal Fan-fic works: The Doctor, at one point, has a companion he met in a parallel universe where he is fictional. She eventually returns to her own untiverse and heads back to her home world, where she becomes a DW scriptwriter, because she feels she can help him more that way. Oh, but while she's traveling on earth with the Doctor, she gets him to take her to a movie because "the technology looks familiar--I've seen droids like that back home," and she ends up learning more about her galaxy (from the film and from he fans she waited in line with) than most folks in her galaxy ever knew. The film was called Revenge of the Sith. (the fans in line assured her eps. 4-6 were better, but she had to get home before she got all the details on that, from her old school buddy, Wedge) Oh, and even though most of the Chuck Norris jokes are totally inappropriate (or possibly because they are!), I still laughed at them. And the bar exploding from sheer awesomeness was great. Though I think it should have been 4 and 9. Eccleston is so amazing, his spittle is sexy. Really. Watch "Dalek." See him rave and spit. Dare yourself not to be turned on. Even my uber-hetero husband has a man-crush on Eccleston.
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:51 am
I must say at I did laugh at most of them but some were plain weird... I dont think the chuck norris jokes portrayed a very accurate version of the doctor but they were still funny... Quote: Time stops for no man. Except the doctor... Brilliant! rofl xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:17 pm
So.... he's both Jesus and the 4th wise man who gave himself a gift?
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