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 Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:01 am
Varmeip EOTW Baron von Turkeypants Please let me share my seamonster with you  AWWW!!! They're cute... in a vicious sort of way! o.o And people say I need help. 
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:08 am
i think zombies would act like they do in the dawn of the dead and land of the dead films. they wouls start of realy fast and agile. as they can not feel pain so they can push there bodys harder than what they could in
life. the lack of pain would make them stronger, faster and less explody. after a while they would start to deteriourate becoming slower and weaker only being able to move quickly in short bursts.
and if zomies atackd get a long heavyish blunt object or a sword or kitchen knife andything that i wouldnt have to reload guns have a nasty habit of needing reloded at the worst posible moments
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:01 am
Except most zombie flicks have them as slow, stupid creatures.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:38 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Except most zombie flicks have them as slow, stupid creatures. 2 MILES PER HOUR!!! WOOO!!! 
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:41 pm
man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:35 am
Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:39 am
Varmeip Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:53 am
Aqua998 Varmeip Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd Something tells me it isn't "ok, where's my flyswatter, mallet, baseball bat, or gun?" And if you're just waiting to die anyway, why board up the house?
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:35 am
Varmeip Aqua998 Varmeip Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd Something tells me it isn't "ok, where's my flyswatter, mallet, baseball bat, or gun?" And if you're just waiting to die anyway, why board up the house? Hahah, good guess. She stares at it angrily until it flies off. Not that productive, really.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:23 pm
Aqua998 Varmeip Aqua998 Varmeip Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd Something tells me it isn't "ok, where's my flyswatter, mallet, baseball bat, or gun?" And if you're just waiting to die anyway, why board up the house? Hahah, good guess. She stares at it angrily until it flies off. Not that productive, really. Well, that sounds effective. neutral
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:44 pm
Varmeip Aqua998 Varmeip Aqua998 Varmeip Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
Well, you're clearly a strong-willed and ambitious person. XD You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd Something tells me it isn't "ok, where's my flyswatter, mallet, baseball bat, or gun?" And if you're just waiting to die anyway, why board up the house? Hahah, good guess. She stares at it angrily until it flies off. Not that productive, really. Well, that sounds effective. neutral It's not as stressful as trying to smash the damn with a flyswatter and missing.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:08 am
Tabatha998 Varmeip Aqua998 Varmeip Aqua998 You should see what she does when theres a fly in the room xd Something tells me it isn't "ok, where's my flyswatter, mallet, baseball bat, or gun?" And if you're just waiting to die anyway, why board up the house? Hahah, good guess. She stares at it angrily until it flies off. Not that productive, really. Well, that sounds effective. neutral It's not as stressful as trying to smash the damn with a flyswatter and missing. Have you tried a baseball bat or alcohol with disinfectant? (I think that's what does it)
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:35 pm
Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
You my friend, are part of the problem. I would find all people like you kill you. Reasoning: 1. The more people out there fighting, the more zombies will be killed. If one person can dispatch multiple zombies, we're a step ahead of the enemy. 2. If you wait for them to eat you, they will, and you will become a zombie. Thus adding to the number needing to be killed.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:02 am
vanillaXtiffy Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
You my friend, are part of the problem. I would find all people like you kill you. Reasoning: 1. The more people out there fighting, the more zombies will be killed. If one person can dispatch multiple zombies, we're a step ahead of the enemy. 2. If you wait for them to eat you, they will, and you will become a zombie. Thus adding to the number needing to be killed. Hmm... she has a point, if you plan to die anyway, why not just go nuts and start killing zombies?
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:28 pm
Varmeip vanillaXtiffy Princess_of_youkai man i hate zombies
i would boad myself up in a house and wait for death
You my friend, are part of the problem. I would find all people like you kill you. Reasoning: 1. The more people out there fighting, the more zombies will be killed. If one person can dispatch multiple zombies, we're a step ahead of the enemy. 2. If you wait for them to eat you, they will, and you will become a zombie. Thus adding to the number needing to be killed. Hmm... she has a point, if you plan to die anyway, why not just go nuts and start killing zombies? Exactly! Go down fighting! That's the only way to insure success on the human side. If everyone were to fight, and kill as many zombies as possible, the threat would be dispatched of.
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