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His face softened again and the left hand lowered, only for the right to rise, another gun similarly appearing. The gunshot that rang out was squishy, and Red would find a healthy dollop of applesauce coming at her face. Tac was giggling like a madman, "Always so much more interesting when you just stop trying. You take care, and maybe find a good surgeon to remove the stick up your a**. As for me, I need to find someone that really likes applesauce." With a typical -BAMF!- Tacitus was gone, though the sound effect wasn't wholy necessary. Though he really did go to find someone to come in and eat all the applesauce he had left behind. No use in letting it all go to waste, what with all the starving kids in the w-

Suddenly, children. Hundreds of them!

Lets hope none of them tried to eat any of Red's hair if it had any applesauce left in it.

Edit: ((I'm off for work, btw.))

((A bizarre rp to say the least. I don't even know how to come in as of right now. The scene is so hard to imagine.))

<~>Just imagine a very pissed off Red in a club full or applesauce and spittle remains, with the only clean floor being the one her feet are standing over.<~>

((Technically yeah she can have a magic mop of sorts. Epithany would quite possibly be the best Janitor possible.))

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The light ding of the elevator preempted her appearance as door slid open yawning languidly she stepped into the large normally empty room to see it full of children. Scratching her head she blinked in surprise she spouted a phrase in her native Dutch.

"Mijn goedheid, wat gaat?"


Getting her bearings back she proceeded to ask the question in English.

"Uhhh Whats going on? Why are there so many children here? Is the Orion hosting a party or something..."

Blinking she began to wade through the cloud of young ones grinning dumbly.

"I believe you perhaps need help"

She hadn't had to deal with a crowd this large since she was forced to act in the nursery for her guild. Even with the few people who actually had children, they were probably not of the age to need a party thrown. Blinking down at little boy crying she picked up the small child?

"Awww what's wrong?"

Still sniffling the little boy whined.

"Thars...thares no more appo sot!"

Blinking at Red she scratched her head

"Apple Sauce?"

"Don't ask," she answered through gritted teeth, nails digging into the counter. She was so frustrated and furious from before that she was unable to move from the spot she was standing in. All she was able to do was fall into a middle ground between consciousness and unconsciousness. When her senpai came in and brought her fully back into reality, nothing in her could really express gratitude.

The noise flooded her ears for the last time when all of a sudden everything fell silent. Not just for her, but for every single snot nosed brat that flooded the otherwise boring and quiet club. Some would be mystified by this, freaking out that maybe they talked themselves mute, but once they calmed down, she'd give them all their voices back.

"I'm sure you'll still be able to speak, but the noise is too much for me."

"Well we could cook half of them and feed them to the other half." Her reaction generated a resounding thud as each child stood back in horror at her suggestion. The cunning kitsune in her kicked in immediately and suddenly she was back to life, walking around the bar into the sea of children.

"I personally think all the red headed ones should go. I do so hate competition." An even more shocking look struck the red heads in the crowd. She'd hear various sobs were it not for the fact that she shut their voices off. Picking out a freckled boy, she lifted him to display to Epithany.

"This one would be a good starter."