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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:40 pm
ok ok we made ways to put band into wars where their more than music by making them like weaponlike Trombone : Bazuka  the higher the note the harder it hits Flute/picello : transforms to mace the shaper the note the sharper the spikes Trumpet/cornet : sniper the longer the note the more shoots Barrtone/Tuba: Canon the longer the note the more canon balls thrown the deeper the note the harder they hit Alto Saxiphone: Granade launcher The sharper the note the worst the granade thats it someone else made it up and by the way pics are bc I'm bored
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:50 pm
The boys in my class are so funny and with out them and me the class would be boring but one day a fight broke up in school and I got my friends to get our instuments because we had them with us and I told about something funny that happened on Hannah Montanna and so I assigned things and the trumpet got more hits cause they were strong I second most from when they got tire but each hit we would play our assigned note it was fun at the end though my friend got slaped by the girl but the other boy in the group got a kiss on the lips
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:09 pm
Ahem...
1) "I kill you!" Anybody here ever watched Jeff Durnham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist on YouTube? Me and the Bass Clarinet, Joanna, always quote him... it's hilarious...
2) "Hey-ey Baey-bey! I wann-na know-ooo..."
3) "Play to the spider in the corner... You know, the one in the faaarrr corner..." One of the clarinets never plays loud enough fro our BD... actually, none of the clarinets play loud enough for him
4) "How does one die by the piccolo?"
"Trill-trill..."
5) "Barbra, oo ha ha..." Porter Music Camp...
6) "Shakahakaloogie?" Again... Porter Music Camp... the Drama team attempting to say "Shakuhachi."
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:10 pm
"Sharp that note or I'll flat your face"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:24 pm
1. The brick.
2. The "Sammi."
3. Stratton, (band director) I can't see because the glare on your head!
4. Variations on a Korean Folk Song... Trumpet section... Seizures... Drugs...
5. One day no bass clarinets were there and the bari sax wasn't there so Stratton sang there part and it was like... "BWAAAAHHHH." (And many laughs were shared)
I could go on but too many...
6. The Coffin Joke...
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:45 am
Must say I love you 'band wars' idea!
We used to have this horrible old teacher/conductor.
My friend Amanda and I used to make these jokes about her in cocktail dresses and red stilletoes. It was halerious.
Needless to say--flutes and laughing don't go together well.
Do you guys know what stickt staves are..?
Well they're typical 5 line staves but you can peel off 5 lines of the stave off and then stick them onto your book or where ever you need a stave.
ANYWAY...We once used up the entire music class's sticky staves on her [the teacher] back (well, lower back...).
She went to sit down and when she stood up they were stuck on her chair. We thought we were all snapped. She got up and she was like
"Who has been wasting their sticky staves?'
no one answered so she's like "it's very inappropriate to stick these to my chair"
we all just burst out laughing. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:54 am
We were playing at a rival school, and their name started with a "K". What was really awesome was before the game, several of us saw three of their band members walking across the field side by side in their white uniforms with the letter "K" printed across the front. Even funnier to us was that they were all caucasian. (Our band was a mix of everyone, and we loved it that way!)
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:49 am
its not jokes but its tradition...at every football game (which we usually lose the band is the only good thing about my skewl lol) we always chant random shiz like if were 40 points down or something we all just start screamimg that its not over...or person:"if i say lemon you say chicken lemon!!" band:"chicken" person:"lemon!!!!!" band:"CHICKEN!!!! person:"LEMON LEMON!!!!!!" band:"CHICKENCHICKEN!!!! wooot!!!!!!
yeah its stupid but i love meh band!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:14 am
we were coming home from our first day of competition it was about 12-1 am and my boyfriend was delirious with sleep deprivation all of a sudden he says "lane ends merge left" and bust out laughing and then he started saying thats not funny while still laughing so whenever someone makes a big deal out of nothing we say "lane ends merge left" and dylan still laughs
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:38 am
how many times will we have to tell our drum major to stand up...oh wait she is.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:05 pm
1. Meesa Canrun
2. Hot Chocolate
3. No overnight population explosions [ and the question, Where do babies come from? ]
4. The trombones are on a bus to hell, with tuba accompaniment
interesting enough for explanations?
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:10 pm
Lol, I am curious about that last one.
Let's see...personally, there's:
1) Pinkie sex (see the tread in the marching discussion about odd pre-performance rituals)
2) hookers (see above)
3) mind control
4) "What are we gonna make?!" "State!/Cookies!/Babies!" (yes, my band is rather sick-minded)
5) Jump On It
6) "My real age..."
7) How do you tune two piccolos? (you shoot one)
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:21 pm
Ok I got a few, only because my band is always fun, but off topic, but still fun XD
Last year's one~
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1. Ok! Lets play a game. I'll wave my hands around, and you do too! Once you say stop, I don't. [ lol it's because people kept on playing when we stoped to work on something XD]
2. Can you please sing the scotish folk song? [ he knew the words to a song we played]
3. HA! We got donuets doing band~
this years band~
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[it's different because we got a new band teacher T-T ]
1. FLYING SQUIRRELS!!!
2. OMG!!!! It's time for band story time! [ my band teacher Ms. Martin, she always get distrated and off topic. Every band rehersel, we end up telling at least one weird story.]
3. Did you know that you can hear this part of the song in certain part os harry potter.... [ We were playing Hogwarts Heigh Lights, and my band teacher isn't good fro speechs. SO I told her to say that if you listen to harry potter {first} closly, you can hear every signle part of the song, jsut at different parts of the movie. And she said that, mainly because she was stalling while I help fix my firend's clarinet. This was the night of the concert.]
4. What? Micowave cats? Noooo... That's our 1st clarinets
5.CLARINET BUDDY!!!!!
6. Trumpet drama [ our trumpets always have some kind of "drama" during band XD]
7.You'll be playing so well that the adience will be throwing babies! [ not the bad way. like applauding happy throwing babies at you in a good way XD]
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:18 pm
1) " BD- Okay, who did it?
Clarinets--Did what?
BD--Squeaked.
Clarinets--*Points at French Horn* He did it.
BD--With what?
Clarinets--You have to ask?"
He has a REALLY squeaky voice.
2) A basketball game with a Tenor, a Trombone, and Two flutes vs BD, a Flute, a Clarinet (Me, unfortunately), and two Trombones.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:33 pm
So, we have quite a few...
like...
'mr. coartney doesn't care about your disco barbie!'
and...
'we shall never be denied PUDDIN' POPS!'
and simply shouting
"DONE!!!!"
whenever you're fed up with something.
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