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 Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:22 am
Don't blame me!. How was I supposed to know that Gordon Freeman was shakin' it up in Black Mesa?
You ate the rotten fish I was stashing in the boiler!.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:25 am
 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗ ..Sigh.. You truly shouldn't drink so much.
That was you, not myself.
See what happens when you get drunk?
You stole my fountain pen!
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 3:45 pm
I was replacing the ink in it, it ran out.
You polluted the lake with toxins.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:43 pm
The landfill was full.
You ran over that little girl 20 times.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:46 pm
it looked like my mother in law gonk
you kicked my dogg!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:03 pm
Because it was being very very bad
You stole my Nintendo Wii sad
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:21 pm
Only so I could do this to it  I pimped your wii. lol You ate the last piece of pie!
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 7:52 pm
~~Be still. The Archmage speaks.~~And it was delicious!
You farted!
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Lord Redtail Rathan
Archmage of the Council Arcanum
Mortal Guardian of Fire
G.ame O.rdinance D.irector
~~So commands the Archmage.~~
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:06 pm
It's a normally body function surprised
You replaced the Detroit Lions with real lions
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:17 pm
But who doesn't like kitties????
You stole my car, and drove it to mcdonalds and nuked my hometown. and you didn't buy me a frosty...
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:33 pm
I asked to borrow your car you were just too drunk to remember, none of your business where I drive, I accidentally pressed the launch button of McDonald's nukes, and frosties are Wendys not McDonald's mad
You drank my perfectly aged wine
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:37 pm
Well if you didn't leave it lying around I wouldn't have!
You smell bad!!!!!!!!!!! xO
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:49 am
What are you talking about, it most like the dumpster that's near your house.
You made one of my car's tires flat. scream
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:30 pm
*sob*
twisted you know it and i'd do it again
you raped the doughnut
r.i.p. meXdavid
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:39 pm
its not rape if the donut liked it
you ran over my dog, shot my cat, threw my fish out the window, and flush my bird down the toliet
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