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 Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:59 pm
I pick up the glasses and realize they are not my prescription but put them on anyway. However I can't see where I am going and walk out in front of a train. The predictable happens. I drop Sweet Daddy D. Video@Herminator-187: Yea. I think Walter is my favorite out of the group.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:06 pm
i attempt to watch the video posted but my computers retarted and blows up and i get pissed and kick it out the window and then my mom gets pissed and kills me for kicking the computer out the window.
i drop, well not really drop, but leave behind my fuming mother. good luck with that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:43 pm
I see your mother and hit on her. However she is a Black Widow and kills me soon after. I drop Bubba J. Video
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:33 pm
I find Bubba J, and start talking about being Agnostic. He kills me for not being Christian.
I drop a nosehair-trimmer.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:13 am
the nose hair trimmer rips of a piece of my nose and i kill my self for looking like michael jackson.
i drop my ipod.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:37 pm
i pick up the iPod turn it on and start dancing, the cord to the earbuds gets wrapped around my neck and i suffocate. my class ring falls off of my finger...
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:03 pm
I pick up the class ring, but some kids realize it is not mine so kill me for stealing.
I drop a new bag of doritoes.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:36 pm
I pick up the bag of Doritos, and I eat one. However, for some reason, I just didn't chew.... yea... I choke to death on a Dorito.
I drop my Five Dollar Bill.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:29 pm
The bill falls into a metal plating machine (like what they use to put gold plating on cards, ect.) and is plated with silver. However, someone sends it to the top floor of a tall building to be dropped off in a velocity experiment. I walk through the testing zone and am impaled by the now-lethal $5 bill.
I drop a one-pound tub of gummy worms.
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:28 pm
I break a string on the bass I wish I had, and tie the gummy worms together to make a replacement string.
My improvised string strikes the fancy of a band needing a bassist, so I join in, and we're discovered and made famous. But since all of our music is overly controversial, we're all shot down at a charity benefit...
I drop the bass I wish I had, which is now missing a string.
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:29 pm
im walking along when a see a tub of yum! gummy worms. i pull one out and take a bite but its a real worm in disguise and it chews up my insides. eew. i drop a cookie.
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:46 pm
I see the cookie and pick it up. I am promptly mulled to death by a hord of hungry rats.
I drop a Cheese Wheel.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:24 am
The cheese wheel is so huge it fall on me and crushes me into something resembling a pancake. I die instantly.
I drop the promise ring I bought for my girlfriend (no I haven't actually bought it... yet).
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:37 pm
I pick up the promise ring and, confused as to it's purpose, take it to Cuck Norris, who then throws it out his bedroom window. But unknowingly , the ring was thrown around the world and ends up strking me in the back of the head and severs my Medulla.
I drop my practice bow and quiver...
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:59 pm
oopsies the bow and quiver got me.
i drop some razzberries. yum!
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