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 Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:22 pm
With the shake from being shot with web by the Crozuilus, Tailos fell forwards and planted a fist on the bridge controls. Random buttons flashed and growled at him, but it was of no concern. What was, however, was the other blip on the radarographs.
"I think there's a better idea, Dozerbot... We want to save Riddle, after all, right? Let's let the Tobors 'capture' us but set us up a bomb. If they have no chance to survive, we can certainly make our time and save the Magical Girl from them."
He thought a few seconds longer.
"Although, how we go about doing it without a Katamari and only the few crewmembers onboard..."
And the Captain considered the civilian ship, grinning slightly as he brought up the transmitigations sequence for diplomatic talk with the unknown. "Respond, civilian class; this is Captain Tailos of the USF Soulbounty. Respond."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:07 pm
Tailos With the shake from being shot with web by the Crozuilus, Tailos fell forwards and planted a fist on the bridge controls. Random buttons flashed and growled at him, but it was of no concern. What was, however, was the other blip on the radarographs."I think there's a better idea, Dozerbot... We want to save Riddle, after all, right? Let's let the Tobors 'capture' us but set us up a bomb. If they have no chance to survive, we can certainly make our time and save the Magical Girl from them."
He thought a few seconds longer."Although, how we go about doing it without a Katamari and only the few crewmembers onboard..." And the Captain considered the civilian ship, grinning slightly as he brought up the transmitigations sequence for diplomatic talk with the unknown. "Respond, civilian class; this is Captain Tailos of the USF Soulbounty. Respond." [Crap, this thing is hard to follow when you pay infrequent visits to stuff.XD] Lying on the ground, near the barrels, lay a dimensionalshift-a-majig. Snesing that this would allow him to, possibly, find some help, he decided to activate it. He pressed the single purple-swirly button and was instantly transported to any random location that it so desired...which was the one downside to that darn technological phalamacies. He was now entering the end of the transportation cycle and he saw the light at the end of the multidimensional/color tunnel, but didn't die once he reached it. With a loud thud, he landed ontop of a particularly, cold, and lumpy, Dozerbot; he had been transported onto the bridge of the Soulbounty!
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:38 pm
The Andro-Tobor robocackled at Captain Tailos's transmission, which he picked up over the spacewaves.
"GLORY TO ANDRO-TOBOR, MY FELLOW ROBOTULATES!" the General Derelict shoutputyourhandsupandshotued, and made his own transmission.
"THIS IS THE CROZUILUS, FLAGSHIP OF THE ANDRO-TOBOR FLEET. CAPTAIN TAILOS, DO YOU SURRENDER? OVER."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:56 pm
A sigh in feigned defeat, he nodded and answered the Tobor. "Your webclastics seem to have us pinned under, Derelict. We have no choice, but I want to know: what'll you do with us when you get the Dirk?"
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:12 pm
Kali finally poofs onto the Crozuilus, into the room where Jasper is being held.
Unfortunately, her Spork does not allow her to realize there are still traces of somnusius gas in the room and she quickly becomes very sleepy. With her last ounce of energy, she poofs herself back onto the Soulbounty onto the bridge, and immediately collapses.
However, she collapses before she realizes she forgot Jasper.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:26 pm
Respond!
Roufetta looked up, pulling back on the controls. She didn't even have time to scream. Her ship grazed (violently) the edge of the Soulbounty before she had time to pull away. With a sigh of relief she turned the ship around and...
Crashed straight into the hull. She was forced backward by the impact. Off her necklace fell a little llamacheese arrow.
"What?"
It was a weird feeling. When you haven't transformed into a Magical Girl since you were very little, you don't remember how very...feminine you feel. But when it was over, her wounds were gone and her mind was clear.
"I hope I didn't hurt anyone," Roufetta thought, crawling through the rubble that connected her ship to the Soulbounty.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:31 pm
Across spacetime, the Andro-Tobor read the Captain's cloudy thoughts, but decided to play along.
"WE WILL FEED YOU TO THE SOBRIET NORTHAMPSHIRE BEAST AND DEMONSTRATE THE POWER OF THE ANDRO-TOBORITARY DIRK BEFORE DOING SO.
ON YOUR GENITALIA."
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:51 am
Whimsson listened grimly to the Andro-Tobor voice echo through the ship, and flipped open his communicator again. "Uh, Captain, I hope you have a plan in mind... although if you don't, I believe I have something that could get us out of this jam.
"Only thing is... you're not gonna like it."
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:47 am
Jasper blinked. She had the oddest feeling that she was only a few steps away from Dybael's "Astral Plane", or whatever it was called. In any case, it was rather funny--a few feet away was a flowing river of plaid. She wandered over and took a seat next to it, running her fingers through the orange grass.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:50 am
The Crozuilus's webclastic bay doors shut firmly beneath the Soulbounty, trapping the smaller ship inside a mesh of disgusting xenthork spaceplants and odd bits of metalloy.
An Andro-Tobor warrifon strike force assembled around the ship. "Search everything," the warrifon force commander blorptanized. "They will flee to the compartmentals, and therefore you must also search all of them."
From his holographic viewtable on the bridge, the General Derelict watched the demise of his enemy with synthesized glee. The thoughts of a Dirk-powered laser danced about his head, much like sugarplums in that shitty Christmas story.
EDIT I AM SO ******** CHEATING: In the meantime, Axlesius began the steady dragging of Magical Jasper toward the bridge.
"General Derelict Suienheimer von Necroluster!" he annunciated, pronouncing his commanding officer's name to the full extent of Andro-Toboritary accent. "I have brought you a supple young woman!"
The General Derelict saw, and it was good.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:07 pm
The mechanical man was moving quickly, ignoring both the fleshy thing that bounced off of him, and the smaller ship that had crashed into them. He was flying down the cooridors, hoping to get into the main cargo bay before they forced the doors open.
He emerged into the room, and hit a few button. A siren sounded, and a column of what appeared to be random steel descended. The man stepped below it, and it surrounded him, assimilating itself into his neural processors. He flipped a few switches, starting up the mechanism's processes, and pointed the long gatling barrel at the bay doors, two large-ish boxes moving up off of the thing's 'shoulders.' They were about to be in for a warm welcome. Warm... with LAZERS.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:09 pm
[[Damn you Sui!! rofl I just spent like 10 minutes finding a way to get Jasp up there, and you cheat. OOOO You're bad. Oh well. -delete-]]
There is now a Dozer in this post. Can you find him? ninja
[[Dozer is lame. And is going to have to deal with a whiney 15 year old.]]
Roufetta heard sirens. Sirens were never good.
Jumping from the ship, she saw hundreds of Andro-Tobors running towards her. Like any self respecting teenage female would do, she panicked. She could see something blowing up Andro-Tobors in the distance, so she ran to it. If it wasn't friend, she be screwed. But she was in trouble as it was, so she really had nothing to loose.
"Please help me!" Roufetta sobbed, hiding behind the man. The man who seemed extremely mechanical at such close proximity.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:26 pm
With so many lazers flying about, the Andro-Tobor warrifons had no choice but to raise their anti-lazer shield. They began approaching the girl.
"PROVIDE COVER FIRE FOR THE SMALL TEENAGED HUMANOFORM!" the warrifon commander shouted, and a small group of Tobors broke off from the main force and peppered the gattling gun with their own lazer fire. In the meantime, the larger force began taking brognosive action toward the girl before she was lazered into tiny ranpetulons.
Meanwhile, the General Derelict grew thoroughly upset by the sudden gatling lazer attack. He swept his long robocloak up in an angsty move, increasing the cynicism of the universe, and ordered his guards to watch the unconscious Magical Girl. "I WILL DESTROBULATE OUR OPPONENTS MYSELF," he groarnthed.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:31 pm
Provide cover fire? Is that a good thing?
"Please don't kill me!" Roufetta yelled, "I'm...My...My father is Richard of Remorsa! He is very rich! JUST DON'T KILL ME!"
Dozer is not lame. He's just a better ninja than you are. ninja
She had this fuzzy feeling. Like something was materializing on her back. Like wings or something heavy and violent. A quiver of arrows would be more correct, however.
There were hundreds of small, llamacheese arrows in that quiver, but none were large enough to shoot. Like the one on my necklace. When Roufetta picked one up to examine it, it expanded, showing a batterial power core. And, growing from the quiver like a wart, was a bow.
"DON'T HURT ME OR I'LL SHOOT!" Roufetta yelled, sobbing.
Why did I leave the Crystal City? I'm sure who ever thought of escaping is much better off. I should've just stayed.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:33 pm
The mechanical man let out a mechanical chuckle. "Silly Andro-Tobor, so predictable." The two boxes opened up, and each one let loose a flurry of small homing rockets, specifically designed to overload anti-lazer shields.
The man said nothing to the girl, he had no clue who she was, and had no time to spare for such trivial things. There was destruction at hand, and that's what he was good for.
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