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Admiral Von Radioactivity

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:03 pm


Kali poofed on to the Soulbounty.

"Hey guys! So when I poofed out to avoid the General Derelict, I ended up in..."

She looked at the frantic faces of the shipmates, some whom she did not recognize.

"Who died in here?"

Then she realized that the ship was under attack after landing on Jahovia III and she noticed Jasper wasn't there. She immediately began to twirl the Holy Beating Spork, hoping that her Locator-to-Poof could find the missing Magical Girl and bring Kali to her.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:12 pm


Jasper sighed and relaxed against the Toborian bonds. Wiggling into a more comfortable position, she wondered how long it would take for the others to find and rescue her.

Jasper Riddle
Vice Captain


Buldozer
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:14 pm


The mechanical man stopped, and readjusted the four fueliatocores he was carrying. He knew that if they so much as fell an inch the wrong way, he could say goodbye to half of his robotic self. That's not a very pleasing idea to one's calculations of survival.

The orbital bombardment of Rolla lazers didn't phase the man, as sounds of President Bush II could be filtered out of his noise sensors. He ran past the large shockwaves created by the blast's radii, and leapt the final ten feet, sliding into the Soulbounty's cargo bay. He closed the hatch doors, and radioed up to Captain Tailos.

"Captain, I have our wares. Make your time, and let's go. We'll have to install them in flight. We're a sitting duck here."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:23 pm


"Thanks Fixilator. So long as we've got some sort of thrustication to lift us out. Sideways or otherwise, we're getting gone!" The button was depressed beneath his thumb suddenly as the engine core started up. Explosions began outside the plexiglass and the Captain watched as over nine thousand Jahovians were extinguished beneath the Rolla lazers. "Great... come on, Dozerbot...!"

The communicator crackled with staticolife as the mechanical man's voice came over broadcast. "Good work. We're gone!"

And the thrusters ignited - albeit weakly with so little fueliate in the core - sending the ship in a lateral direction right through the spaceport docking bay exit. Now they were crying above Crystal City. "Hold on, guys, this could be bumpy. There's a bit of a mansion in our way!"

Unknown to the Soulbounty, this mansion belonged to the rather wealthy crystal merchant, de Nandemonai.

Tailos-teichou
Crew


Sui the foot doktor
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:50 pm


The Andro-Tobor Traceogreon reader picked up the escaping Soulbounty's ignition.

"SIR!" one of the Traceogreon reader technicatrons borbled. "SOULBOUNTY IS INBOUND!"

The General Derelict wrung his hands together in anticipation, pacing about the bridge of the Crozuilus. "EXCELLENT. HAVE THE WEBCLASTIC BEAM AND A BATTALION OF WARRIFONS READY FOR THEIR ARRIVAL."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:56 pm


Onboard the Soulbounty, Kali's Spork suddenly stopped spinning. Her eyes opened up and she poofed off the ship. She hoped it was taking her to Jasper, and not malfunctioning like it had a few days ago.

Admiral Von Radioactivity


Sui the foot doktor
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:04 pm


Ironically, at the exact moment Kali poofed into the Crozuilus, the organishuttle's webclastic beam took hold of the Soulbounty.

The General Derelict let out a long robocackle as he watched his machinations bear fruit. One measly planet was a minor sacrifice compared to the power of the Dirk.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:56 am


BurzzzzzsharshcrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaammmmmmmBOOM.

The engines of the spaceship started, but nothing else happened. Roufette was stuck. A computerized voice announced that you needed a P.I.N. number to start. Wasn't that 20th century technology? Yuck.

Burzzcrack!

The ship lifted off the ground, of so slightly and then fell back, crashing into the ground. Roufette knew by now that her father was recieving a message that someone was trying to make off with his precious MercedesMW607Deluxe.

Slamming her forehead on the dashboard a couple of times did nothing but cause her head to turn red and hurt. And then...

Whooshbam.

The ship was flying. It had gotten off the ground and into the air. FINALLY! Grabbing the controls, Roufette tried to steer. This, however, was a lot different from the scootocycle her father had gotten her.

She was doing barrel rolls by the time she got above the mansion of that de Nandemonai man. But she wasn't meaning too. Just like she wasn't MEANING to head straight for that other ship. But she was. Roufette de Roufen was flying a stolen spacecraft straight toward the Soulbounty, but of course, she didn't know that. She was trying to hold down her supper.

Roufette


Axl93

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:59 pm


Axlesius finally recovered from the blow to his nether region; he hated that feeling as much as a canitiore dog hates a flenetian cat. Now that he felt better, he decided to come back in.
"I've learned my lesson; you're not going down without a fight."
Axl put on a second pair of skin to use as a gas mask.
"I am currently filling this room with the same gas you refused to cooperate with earlier. Scream, and it'll go even faster."
Axl loved his job.
Jasper Riddle rolled 1 20-sided dice: 19 Total: 19 (1-20)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:13 pm


Taking a deep breath, Jasper held it and stared stubbornly at her captor.


Jasper Riddle
Vice Captain


Axl93

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:20 pm


((19. Nice.))
Axl noticed how stubborn she was against the somnusius gas, and waved to add a tad more to get the job done faster.
He had better things to do than wait around for a girl to fall asleep.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:49 pm


Jasper bit her lips, but she couldn't plug her nose and in the end she relinquished the breath. "You beastly..."
The amount of somnusius gas, being almost doubled, knocked her out within seconds.

Jasper Riddle
Vice Captain


PAnZuRiEL

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:28 pm


The bombardment of rolla lazers and the webclastic beamification of the Soulbounty sent PanZuriel into throes of sociopathic glee.

"Yesss ..." he hissed. "So much chaos desu. It pleases me greatly desu."

+SENDING DATA+ clattered the reception feed from ocudrone #83. +VESSELS IDENTIFIED, UPDATING OMNIBANKS+

Captain Tailos' Soulbounty and General Derilict Suienheimer von Necroluster's Crozuilus ... that was very interesting news. If his memory wasn't failing him (automated as it was, failure was quite impossible), Captain Jean Luc Tailos had originally been charged with escorting the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines -- although he was long dead by now. Could this be one of his descendants? Possibly still carrying the Dirk?

And von Necroluster ... it had been a long time since PanZuriel had heard that name. How terribly intriguing.

The Dirk didn't interest him, but that the Andro-Tobor had failed to seize it after such a stretch of time was most amusing.

"Well now, Suienheimer," he murmured, "let us see how well your kind fare this time desu."

+++DISENGAGING FROM ATMOSPHERE+++
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:36 pm


The mechanical man was moving around like lighting, reading different readouts and telling the computers different things. He radioed the news to Captain Tailos. "Captain, it appears that we've been web-shot. Also, there is some kind of civilian vehicle headed in our direction. Permission to leave the ship to solve the problems?"

Buldozer
Vice Captain

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