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 Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:37 pm
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the genie laughs at you.
granted.
GLOBAL WARMING.
I wish I had a friend who also just happened to be a genie.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:24 am
Granted, but that genie is now dead, because it just so happened to be the genie that just caused global warming lol
I wish that it was Saturday =.=
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 6:54 pm
Granted, you slept through the week and now it is Saturday again. But you got fired. and failed school. and didn't pay your rent. and I think your pets may have tried to eat you while you slept the week away. oops.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:30 am
Granted, but now you're allergic to cat food.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:05 pm
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the genie is confused,
so takes your blank wish and runs it through google translate until it figures out what you want.
the genie changes you into half a maggot, half a pair of tweasers.
I wish I always remembered the perfect word so that I never again have to start a sentence and then stop until the word on the tip of my tongue finally appears for me or dies completely.
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:19 am
Granted, but now you have a crippling stutter so those words are now never completed properly!
I wish I had more arms to get more work done!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:57 pm
Granted. You have more arms. So many arms. Where is the rest of you? You are nothing but silent arms, flailing endlessly.
I wish that I was more motivated to do things.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 4:42 am
Granted, you are more motivated to do things but can never stop.
I wish for a grain of rice!
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:11 am
Granted, but this single grain of rice weighs a metric tonne and will crush you!
I wish my college work would do itself!
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 1:42 pm
Your Wish is Granted, but your college work does itself so atrociously that you end up failing and having to re-sit the year
I wish there were more Japanese courses available where I live
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 3:24 pm
Granted, but they all have such high admissions criteria you can't get in!
I wish I didn't need to sleep
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