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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:10 pm
In this game you just make a wish and the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it.
For example:
You: I wish for a pair of wings.
Next person: Granted, but the wings are very small and you can't use them.
XXX: I wish for a puppy
Next person: Granted, but it hates you and growls whenever it sees you.
... and so on .
So I wish for a cat that I can take walkies!
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:16 pm
Granted but every time it goes on a walk it pees on your leg the whole entire way and if you don't take it walking it attacks you.
I wish for my room to be painted to the colour purple or red.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:17 pm
Granted, but it's painted red in blood!
I wish for all my housework to be done for me
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:23 pm
Granted but a hobo then invades your basement causing everything to become scummy
I wish for bigger boobs c:
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:24 pm
(AHA you edited it biggrin )
And granted, but you'll need a wheelbarrow to carry them around!
I wish for a car that can fly
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Granted but you don't know how to stop it so it flies out of the solar system
I wish for a talking unicorn
(I had a good one for the boob one :[ lol)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:41 pm
granted, but it speaks in a language that you've never heard before,
and has the annoying habit of turning invisible and wandering off.
i wish i could sing well
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:51 pm
granted, but when you try and sing a flock of ravens will inconceivably attack you
I wish I could speak Japanese
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:02 pm
granted, but you don't understand a word you're saying,
so if what you said was translated,
it would be something like:
"cherries dancing of was but tree pillow"
i wish i didn't need sleep
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:55 pm
granted, but you'll now be a walking zombie from sleep deprivation for the rest of your life!
I wish I was immortal
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:42 pm
Granted, but you will forever watch your love ones die before you.
I wish I was millionaire.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:48 pm
Granted but all your money is frozen because you haven't reached the age your rich parents put in their will. Which is 101
I wish that puppies stay puppies forever.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:57 pm
Granted, but they are never housebroke and pee everywhere.
I wish I was a unicorn.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:45 am
Granted, but you'll be hunted down a killed for your rare and medicinal unicorn horn
I wish for world peace
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