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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:24 pm
Bizarro want card like orange lamp man!
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:40 pm
*Lex groans.* Why . . . Well. If Bizarro DOESN'T get a card, he'll freak out . . .
*Lex's receptionist lets Taskmaster in while Lex is trying to decide what level to give Bizarro.*
Really, though. Where he wants to go, he's GOING to go, clearance be damned.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:43 pm
Bizarro wants lowest number!
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:46 pm
*Lex ponders, trying to decypher the Bizarro speech. Then trying to decide on Bizarro thought patterns.*
I think I'll take him at face value.
*Lex produces a Security Level One card.*
Bizarro is Number One, as they used to say.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:51 pm
*walks in, giving the receptionist a wave of gratitude*
Mr. Luthor. Busy man like you, I thought I'd be waiting a helluva lot longer than I did to get some face-time.
So let's get right down to business. The reason I'm here - the reason I'm even back in the nexus - is that a little birdie told me you'd put a price on Darkhawk's head. Normally I like to limit my services to a "training grunts" capacity - which, from the looks of things, you could probably use too - but I've been known to dirty my hands if the price is right. And knowing what I know about you, it will be. I figure it's worth a few days of my time to take care of a B-list schmo like Powell.
So here's the golden question - how much you offering?
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:59 pm
I will pay what it takes. $50 million? That seems a fair minimum price for that little freakshow.
I'm more than negotiable, however. Powell's death is worth almost more than Kal-El's. Kal never humiliated me the way Dorkhawk did.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:01 am
If Bizarro save bird man bizarro and Lex be enemys?
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:03 am
Yes, Bizarro. Save the bad birdman, and we cvan be WORST of enemies.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:05 am
Bizarro save bird man for Lex! scream
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:06 am
Ah. A tip? Never show your hand before the river's dealt. You probably coulda sold me on $50 mil.
Good thing for you, I believe in honor among thieves, and I ain't one for highway robbery. How's $75 mil sound?
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:15 am
$75 million sounds quite fair. Do you think you can retreive that crystal that gives him hios power for me? It would look good in my museum twisted
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:18 am
Lex, for $75 million, I'll personally mount his head on your wall.
You got a work-up on this chump? Known assosciates... Places I might be able to find him... Anything along those lines?
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:21 am
*Bizarro looks at his card and grins*
Bizarro save bird man and take his heart!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:25 am
*Walks into the main lobby, looking around and taking in the sights.*
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