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 Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:21 am
i swear to jebus i didnt know man,them milk-n-cookies looks all the same to me,its easy to mistaken them regular cookies and santa-specialy-made cookies ye know.
and why the heck did you crash into my living room,with my car?
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:34 am
I was saving you money. That Yugo was on its last legs and I got tired of pushing you up the hill. Now, the insurance company will finally believe the brakes needed work.
Why'd you drink every Creme Soda in my house?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:55 am
I didn't drink them! Cremè soda is disgusting! I'd rather dump it in the sewer than drink it!
You destroyed that rock!
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:06 am
If you deign to accuse me of a crime, you'd best have evidence to back you and your filthy false words of conviction. I don't destroy rocks, anyway.
I have nothing to hide. I know I didn't do it.
Child, bite your acerbic tongue and leave me be before you lose a very important appendage!
I denounce you, power-hungry-villain, of berating my poor young friend for something she did not do, and stealing her teddy bear as punishment for a crime she did not commit! You were in the wrong in any event, since you are not her guardian!
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:11 am
wait a min i though ur friend said that teddy bear was possesed by the eh devil himself or least thats what she said and told me to get rid of it,what gives?i just do exatly what she told me to,take the teddy bear from her and destroy-it-e.
by the way why the heck did you blown up my fridge?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:43 pm
The onions man! Those onions are evil!!!!!! Don't you know that at night,if you have them in your house they come alive and steal your soul?!?!?!
...I saved your life bra. cat_3nodding
YOU SLEPT WITH JERARD AND THEN STOLE HIS UNDAPANTS...AND HIS WIFE!!!!.. How could you?..
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:30 pm
You dare accuse the White Prince of such audacity? If you have a such notion to try and dethrone me, atleast make it believeable.
How dare thou steal the moon? Just as it grown full?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:07 am
Steal the moon? My good sir you must be mistaken I do not have any such devi... (Hides shrink ray) Where was I again? Oh yes I don't have the capability to take the moon.
You traveled back in time to record a moment in your life endangering your future and causing mass mayhem!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:09 am
I went BACK TO THE FUTURE didn't I? emotion_awesome
You stole the metal king sword from a treasure chest and tried to sell it for quadruple the price it would normally sell for on the market!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:40 am
ok look,that sword,believe it or not,was cursed,ever heard of the kind of cursed swords that bring a whole powerful kingdom into utter chaos due to its welder went cuckoo-banana with power and start waging civil war for total control of the kingdom and some shits like that kinda gig?yes,so i think it would be fair to give it to some other idiot from some other kingdom,its their prob now anyway,but since im kind of an bizznes a*****e,i took the liberty to make some doughs outta it while im at it,so in a way,i just save your kingdom from another civil war buddy.
and did you just sent my CAT to the dungeon?why the heck would you do that?
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:43 pm
To tell me who attacked it.
You stole y hamburgur!
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:33 am
Hey, just because I'm a clown it doesn't mean that was me who stole your burger. It was the hamburglar!
You stole my umbrella!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:59 am
ok look,it was a rainy night,and i was drunk as fudge,and when i was looking for my umbrella in the rack,according to mine 'drunken' vision at the time,all those pretty umbrella looks all the same to me.
and why the hell did you burn my whole backyard down?i just planted those new funny looking daffodils.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:31 am
Those funny looking daffodils brought an infestation of nasty bugs! What else was I supposed to do? NOT burn it down?
You killed Sherlock and you did it on purpose! crying
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:45 am
wait wait wait,you mean sherlock holmes himself or the tv series about him,cause i only killed sherlock holmes's evil TWin,and yes i did that on purpose,but if its the sherlock series you were talkin,i havent even seen it yet,i dont plan to do anything with something i havent even seen.
and would you plz explain to me why did you locked me up in this nuclear shelter anyway?i though we pointed out that the mayans were wrong.
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