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 Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:39 am
Yeah, he stole my food emotion_donotwant
You burned down the chocolate factory.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:41 am
I wanted a life time supply of chocolate sauce.
You encased every major city in America with a dome of plexiglass!
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:26 pm
You should be applauding me for my ingenuity for being able to match the shape of the united states so easily.
You spayed your dog!
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:05 pm
I almost certain that that's a requirement in some states, so...yeah.
You framed Roger Rabbit.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:45 am
And made a multimillion dollar movie of it. Problem?
You're the reason the rum is always gone!
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:45 am
Hey, if I were sober I would have eaten you by now.
You used speed dial in the city phone system!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:13 pm
I do what I want because I can
You were performing idiotic actions on a daily basis.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:31 pm
You're not a hero, you're a liar.
I was imitating you.
You howled at the moon every night.
You're not a savior, you're a vampire.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:03 am
It was only because I keep drinking too much tequila! 4laugh
You stole my heart.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:29 am
And it was delicious.
You were dancing!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:06 am
And I had a damn good time dancing talk2hand
You took drugs!
(a lame one I know but I was outta ideas .w.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:43 am
And took them to the police so impressionable youth would not use them.
You gave a watermelon a concussion
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:05 am
the watermelon was trying to eat me.
you stole my prisoners who i was planning to use as human sacrifices to summon an army of undead.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:15 pm
I'm sorry but those prisoners were plotting against you.
You opened your umbrella on the street and spooked the horses!
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:39 pm
Who needs horses anyway?
You started a riot against Dane cook
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