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 Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 1:32 pm
You're still going to jail dumbass!
You wrote a book under the penname my foot.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 1:50 pm
Because I wanted to make your foot look bad.
You robbed from a poor old blin person!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:46 pm
To give to someone even more in need!
You had a wrestling match with a bear!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:52 pm
Is it a crime to show off my manliness?
You kissed a fish.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:09 am
Half-fish. show some respect for the mer-people!
you tried to force a strong, independent black woman (who don't need no man) to marry a man!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:15 pm
Eventually they got divorced because he was gay anyway.
You impersonated a person of the clergy!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:20 pm
And I did a darn good job too! I just didn't know there was that whole "no sacrificing virgins to your evil tentacle bird god" clause >=(
You kept your religious rules a secret from me!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:36 pm
It's kind of the definition of a cult, you can't blame me for that.
You maimed yourself in an attempt to escape jury duty!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:50 pm
well, i got out of jury duty for a LEGITIMATE reason! they never said anything about self-inflicted injuries!
you drugged me and nearly gave me a Lifestyle Lift against my will!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:19 pm
If by "lifestyle lift" you mean I traumatized you then yes.
You burned a coffee plantation!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:33 pm
Sorry, I needed space for my weed to grow.
You revolted against a Dystopian Government!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:44 pm
Well, I did it...FOR PONY!
You misunderstood the logic of a madman!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:58 pm
He wasn't mad enough to understand me!
You told a pig to bite a sheep in the leg!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:35 am
Yeah... I remember that, it was almost as good as the time I told the sheep to bite the wolf...
You pretended to be insane in front of a court so that you wouldn't have to go to jail for murdering 12 people, just a mental institute!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:38 am
Yes, so I can get all the insane people on my side to attack the world!
You are mean to me!
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