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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 8:41 pm
oh come now, you know as well as I do that those elderly people were asking me to show them how to 'stage hit' someone in the head with a shovel. You just happened to turn the corner at a hilarious moment. As a result of seeing just how funny stage violence is those elderly folk offered me money.
You fiend! How dare you steal my glass My Little Pony Figurines!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 8:50 pm
Why in the world would I want to steal those?!
You serenaded your girlfriend!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:44 pm
I am completely inocent, for there are absolutely no laws covering a pleasent serenade...and she liked it. I shall now present the evidence...ahem Baby, baby, baby, baby, oooooooooooh!
you there, yes you...no not you, you on the left there...yes you. you are accused of riding a bike on the highway. How do you plead?
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:50 am
I am innocent since it wasn't a bike, it was a moped... which is legal to take on certain highways... like the one I was on.
You have been convicted of cutting in the line of a Justin Beiber concert. How do you plead?
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:05 am
Not guilty, I have never heard one of his songs and I don't go to concerts!
You used trash cans to murder 7 people!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:42 am
Because they were trying to steal my Diamond swordYou tried to rape me!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:52 am
"I would never do such a thing! It is too un-lady-like."
You tried to steal my purse!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:54 am
It was revenge for stealing my heart =(
You made me bleed profusely from my toes!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:24 pm
0Doidle0 I am completely inocent, for there are absolutely no laws covering a pleasent serenade Actually, I get all my accusations from real, dumb laws. So it is illegal...in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Well of course. Though they're not really toes anymore. More like foot stubs. You weren't wearing a shirt while driving a car!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:26 pm
Im Sexy and I know it. Plus my ac broke.
You stole the ac unit in an ice cream truck
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:34 pm
I didn't realize it was an ice cream truck's ac unit.
You took all the peanut butter from the insides of my Reese's cups!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 2:15 pm
I did not. I was too dumbstruck by the law about serenading your girlfriend in Kalamazoo Michigan.
You created hatred and jealousy, forcing the law making it illegal to serenade girlfriends!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:41 pm
Yes, and I started in Michigan =P
You made me forget my mask this morning!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 2:18 am
We're on a timebomb! It might not last long!
Everyone thought you were a terrorist with that thing on, so I tried to help change their minds.
You stole a little girl's lollipop!
So let's just do it right now! Do it, come on!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 1:04 pm
No, I turned her into a lollipop and ate her.
You mischarged me for my crimes!
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