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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:12 am
CthulhuKitty ForeverandAlways Congradulations on makeing your selection of (1) Mia. She comes with a 20 year warrenty and (2) B cup breasts. Upon recieving your Mia you shall be given an instruction manual which list the following perks: ~She's fun a parties! ~Low Milage! ~She's got a healthy appetite for food! ~And other things! ~She can comprehand Spanish! ~She is a master of perverted sign language! ~She has a verstile wardobe, appropriate at any gathering. Need to go from mosh to ball in two hours? She's got it! ~She gives great massages! ~She has a job! All this is yours and much more!! I know a lot of people who'd like a Mia 3nodding Woo! *Happy dance* ((Really my happy dance is the hamtaro dance))
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:13 am
Countess Von Helson Get yourself a Nykki today! Nykki comes with: - Two toned hair - Perky C cup titties - extensive gothic and tom boy wardrobe - junk in the trunk ba-donka-donk butt - Large caring heart - Squeezably soft middle - Sarcasm - Light hearted giggle - Super girly voice - Super baking skills - Excellent hot chat skills - Nerd/Geek/Gamer appreciation - Intelligent advice Reserve yours today and we'll include a B.S.W. degree!  Oooh! I want one! ^__^
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:36 am
CthulhuKitty Very through!!! Do you come with a glass shattering shriek option?
I forgot to mention I was a southerner, everyone loves southerners gonk Only a slight accent, though.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:24 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty CthulhuKitty Very through!!! Do you come with a glass shattering shriek option?
I forgot to mention I was a southerner, everyone loves southerners gonk Only a slight accent, though.I picked up my mama's accent. She's from Atlanta, and whenever I'm around her I start immitating her unconciously. I do that to EVERYONE with an accent though. They always think I'm making fun of them cry Also, I got the awesome mom skills too. I just kind of narrow my eyes and say: "Are you ARGUING with me?" or "Did you ACTUALLY just say that to me?" and no matter how much older than me they are I always get a "No ma'am. I'm sorry."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:26 pm
ForeverandAlways CthulhuKitty ForeverandAlways Congradulations on makeing your selection of (1) Mia. She comes with a 20 year warrenty and (2) B cup breasts. Upon recieving your Mia you shall be given an instruction manual which list the following perks: ~She's fun a parties! ~Low Milage! ~She's got a healthy appetite for food! ~And other things! ~She can comprehand Spanish! ~She is a master of perverted sign language! ~She has a verstile wardobe, appropriate at any gathering. Need to go from mosh to ball in two hours? She's got it! ~She gives great massages! ~She has a job! All this is yours and much more!! I know a lot of people who'd like a Mia 3nodding Woo! *Happy dance* ((Really my happy dance is the hamtaro dance)) I think EVERYONE, no matter how old has attempted the Hamtaro dance at some poing in their life (assuming they've seen it). My mama couldn't understand the English lyrics of it so she adapted them thusly "C'mon and sing yer little dance, you Hampster-o/Wear your little pants and shoes/Hampster-o will know just what to do/He will wear a coat and mittens too"
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:27 pm
Countess Von Helson Get yourself a Nykki today! Nykki comes with: - Two toned hair - Perky C cup titties - extensive gothic and tom boy wardrobe - junk in the trunk ba-donka-donk butt - Large caring heart - Squeezably soft middle - Sarcasm - Light hearted giggle - Super girly voice - Super baking skills - Excellent hot chat skills - Nerd/Geek/Gamer appreciation - Intelligent advice Reserve yours today and we'll include a B.S.W. degree! HOLY s**t!!! You look eerily familiar!!!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:10 pm
CthulhuKitty The Dread Pirate Ghosty CthulhuKitty Very through!!! Do you come with a glass shattering shriek option?
I forgot to mention I was a southerner, everyone loves southerners gonk Only a slight accent, though.I picked up my mama's accent. She's from Atlanta, and whenever I'm around her I start immitating her unconciously. I do that to EVERYONE with an accent though. They always think I'm making fun of them cry Also, I got the awesome mom skills too. I just kind of narrow my eyes and say: "Are you ARGUING with me?" or "Did you ACTUALLY just say that to me?" and no matter how much older than me they are I always get a "No ma'am. I'm sorry." ;-; scary! Aes sedai stuff. o.o
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:12 pm
CthulhuKitty I picked up my mama's accent. She's from Atlanta, and whenever I'm around her I start immitating her unconciously. I do that to EVERYONE with an accent though. They always think I'm making fun of them cry Also, I got the awesome mom skills too. I just kind of narrow my eyes and say: "Are you ARGUING with me?" or "Did you ACTUALLY just say that to me?" and no matter how much older than me they are I always get a "No ma'am. I'm sorry."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:46 pm
For sale: One Jade
Ammenities:
excellent cook
cleans even though she hates it
also equipped with the aaan't noise *jade is southern too*
fabulous boobs in a small D
bellydances on occasion
sings
only 23 years old.. plenty of miles left!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:47 pm
Suicide Jade For sale: One Jade Ammenities: excellent cook cleans even though she hates it also equipped with the aaan't noise *jade is southern too* fabulous boobs in a small D bellydances on occasion sings only 23 years old.. plenty of miles left!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:17 pm
If you order your Kitz_sune today, we'll include all this!
- 'The LOOK', guarrenteed to make men, children and dogs wonder what they've done wrong, and how fast they should run
-excellent cooking abilities, especially homecooking, and medieval feasts
-the ability to make her own patterns, for anything, just by looking at it
-a soft 'furry' voice
-a 6' tall, well padded body
-luminous (i.e. BLINDINGLY WHITE) D cup breasts
-the ability to read the instructions
-animal training skills (mostly as a cat herder)
-a 'Stop Traffic' voice setting
-Strong like ox, stubborn like mule
-willingness to at least try anything, once, even in bed. (well, almost anything)
-a Peter Pan complex (NEVER too old for Saturday morning cartoons. Even if I have to buy them on DVD.)
-Problem solving skills
-people skills (except small children)
-and finally, to double the value, COMMON SENSE!
window cleaning, ego stroking, and meekness not included.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:11 pm
A Kaylee for half price! Only today!
Includes:
38C bewbies, o ya
A big booteh
A little girl like voice
High pitched sneezes
Loyal friend
Keeps secrets no matter what
Gives you truthful opinions
Is great with animals
Makes awesome poetry
Can sing soprano and alto
Very sensitive to touch
Short
Loves to be clingy
Very loving
No STDs
Can have leadership qualities
Very kinky
Warnings:
Can be bossy
Very stubborn
Brutally honest
Keep away from children under the age of 3
Sometimes very quiet and shy
Will eat all your junk food and meat
Can throw tantrums
Should never be used for cleaning or organizing your things
;D
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:51 pm
Hm......I'll take a dozen of each woman here..........*looks in wallet* nvm.....I too poor to afford it. Are there any for free trials available? Maybe then I could try to save up for the ones I like the best. sweatdrop
Ok...........this is a sad attempt, and I may repost better versions later, but here goes......(and yes I'm using my real first name, meaning there'll be no interest afterwards, lol sweatdrop stressed )
Brandon for sale:
~ 6 feet tall, 250 lbs
~ Medium length dark brown hair
~ Brown Eyes
~ Dietary Needs: large quanties of ramen and iced tea (will eat most anything considered food)
~ Very playful and requires repeated use with the PS2 (included)
~ Has an addiction to computers and the internet (Bonus: is great at dealing with computer problems)
~ Can cook, clean, do laundry, cut wood, take out the garbage, etc.
~ Always puts the toilet seat down
~ Loves to cuddle and spend most of his time making women feel good about themselves
~ Rarely says no
~ Is great in bed (or so I was told only a couple days ago, lol....needs further opinion - actual words used were "awesome" and "incredible")
~ Is available for free 2 week trial periods
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:14 pm
Why settle when you can get the best! Buy your own Erika today!
Features Include:
<3 Incredible, life-like moving parts.
<3 Great personality, fun at all times.
<3 Loves everyone.
<3 Low maintinence.
<3 Only requires food, shelter, music, and pets.
<3 Already comes with a dog, and several "toys". x3
So why are you sitting there? Get up and get your own Erika now!
Available in California and most states.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:07 pm
Avengelynn Why settle when you can get the best! Buy your own Erika today! Features Include: <3 Incredible, life-like moving parts. <3 Great personality, fun at all times. <3 Loves everyone. <3 Low maintinence. <3 Only requires food, shelter, music, and pets. <3 Already comes with a dog, and several "toys". x3 So why are you sitting there? Get up and get your own Erika now! Available in California and most states. Lucky me, I already have the original! heart
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