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 Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:48 pm
She cooks (badly), she doesn't clean very well, and she's got no marketable job skills!!! Nice rack, lightly used, and has good hygene. Perfect for cuddles!!! Now for the low low bargin price of I need a hug damnit!!!
Looking at Ms. Ghosty's siggy I thought "If somebody wrote an ad selling me what'd be the selling points?" Have you ever thought about it? What're your selling points? This should prove worth a giggle or two 3nodding
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:55 pm
Headhunter's selling points:
-Good driver
-Usually gives no guff
-Highly resistant to stress
-Fast reflexes due to years of gaming
-Pretty good memory
-Low mileage
-Brushes twice a day
-Doesn't eat much
and most importantly....
No, wait, that's all I got emo
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:08 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer
Nineteen year old male
uncut (may need to be neutered, has not had shots)
Housetrained
Tall, Slim, but slightly pudgey around the tummy area, with a concave chest (incongruously sensitive about the subject)
FA, Feeder, and sometime vorephile
Good shiny long hair and firm but well-rounded butt
Not demanding in the sexual activity department (Will give anything, fear of actual direct intimacy)
Interests include fantasy, movies, writing, DnD, magi nation, and other hopelessly nerdy stuff.
No interest in football, listening to music on ipods, or anything else teenage boys are supposed to like
Has Car and Job
Can be used as rations in event of an emergency
Is loyal, tender, and "unspoiled" (virgin, complete with unbroken man-hymen)
Likes to cuddle, discuss nerdy things at lengthy
Decent cooking and writing skills. Limited artistic ability.
Not sold in stores. Two AA batteries included.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:50 pm
Chatty 15 year old excruciatingly lazy female. Small waist, medium-large breasts, a**...ehh. Addicted to computer, very good at applying makeup, skilled microwaveable dinner chef. Bossy and bratty, but secretly very cute and easily hurt. Digs fat guys, masturbates only on tuesdays, saturdays, and twice on christmas.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:12 am
Yay! I helped inspire something! And my boyfriend has more marketable skills than that, I just thought I'd put what was funniest to me gonk Also *hugs Kitty* ^_^
Hrm.... mine would be...uhh...
Ghosty is awesome. Like seriously, I'm not even lying, she is probably the coolest person ever.
If that isn't enough to make you want her, then we're going to have to bring out the long-a** ad.
She's also a good singer and with a little regular practice/training she can excellent again (can sing 3 octaves at least, from Higher-end soprano to tenor). Ghosty is also an excellent artist, especially considering her lack of formal training and she's only getting better. A good cook, but not a professional by any means. Likes to think she'd be a good decorator, lacking in personal organization skills at times, but not too bad. Ghosty has excellent insight, and is very empathetic. Good typist, her typing has been mistaken for machine-gun fire at times. Good speller. Hard working and dedicated. Pretty good sense of humor, if you're into that sort of thing. Large (but not too large) sized breasts, a nice a** (according to some) and a cute stomach (according to a few). Good face, pretty features, beautiful eyes, perfect hair. Can be demanding, bossy and obnoxious... but she's usually right when she insists on something. Willing and excited to please others in bed, doesn't sleep around, no STDs.
Man, I'm awesome!
ninja
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 1:53 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty Yay! I helped inspire something! And my boyfriend has more marketable skills than that, I just thought I'd put what was funniest to me gonk Also *hugs Kitty* ^_^
Hrm.... mine would be...uhh...
Ghosty is awesome. Like seriously, I'm not even lying, she is probably the coolest person ever.
If that isn't enough to make you want her, then we're going to have to bring out the long-a** ad.
She's also a good singer and with a little regular practice/training she can excellent again (can sing 3 octaves at least, from Higher-end soprano to tenor). Ghosty is also an excellent artist, especially considering her lack of formal training and she's only getting better. A good cook, but not a professional by any means. Likes to think she'd be a good decorator, lacking in personal organization skills at times, but not too bad. Ghosty has excellent insight, and is very empathetic. Good typist, her typing has been mistaken for machine-gun fire at times. Good speller. Hard working and dedicated. Pretty good sense of humor, if you're into that sort of thing. Large (but not too large) sized breasts, a nice a** (according to some) and a cute stomach (according to a few). Good face, pretty features, beautiful eyes, perfect hair. Can be demanding, bossy and obnoxious... but she's usually right when she insists on something. Willing and excited to please others in bed, doesn't sleep around, no STDs.
Man, I'm awesome!
ninja
I'll take two!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:30 pm
Congradulations on makeing your selection of (1) Mia. She comes with a 20 year warrenty and (2) B cup breasts. Upon recieving your Mia you shall be given an instruction manual which list the following perks:
~She's fun a parties!
~Low Milage!
~She's got a healthy appetite for food!
~And other things!
~She can comprehand Spanish!
~She is a master of perverted sign language!
~She has a verstile wardobe, appropriate at any gathering. Need to go from mosh to ball in two hours? She's got it!
~She gives great massages!
~She has a job!
All this is yours and much more!!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:27 pm
Wooh! I'm in demand! *attempts to clone self*
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:15 pm
Headhunter Headhunter's selling points: -Good driver - Usually gives no guff -Highly resistant to stress -Fast reflexes due to years of gaming -Pretty good memory -Low mileage -Brushes twice a day -Doesn't eat much and most importantly.... No, wait, that's all I got emo You're not giving yourself enough credit xp
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:16 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Fuzzy Necromancer Nineteen year old male uncut (may need to be neutered, has not had shots) Housetrained Tall, Slim, but slightly pudgey around the tummy area, with a concave chest (incongruously sensitive about the subject) FA, Feeder, and sometime vorephile Good shiny long hair and firm but well-rounded butt Not demanding in the sexual activity department (Will give anything, fear of actual direct intimacy) Interests include fantasy, movies, writing, DnD, magi nation, and other hopelessly nerdy stuff. No interest in football, listening to music on ipods, or anything else teenage boys are supposed to like Has Car and Job Can be used as rations in event of an emergency Is loyal, tender, and "unspoiled" (virgin, complete with unbroken man-hymen) Likes to cuddle, discuss nerdy things at lengthy Decent cooking and writing skills. Limited artistic ability. Not sold in stores. Two AA batteries included. I'd like to order you in pocket sized.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:17 pm
Chachamaru-kun Chatty 15 year old excruciatingly lazy female. Small waist, medium-large breasts, a**...ehh. Addicted to computer, very good at applying makeup, skilled microwaveable dinner chef. Bossy and bratty, but secretly very cute and easily hurt. Digs fat guys, masturbates only on tuesdays, saturdays, and twice on christmas. At least you're honest rofl That's worth at least another $10 extra.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:18 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty Yay! I helped inspire something! And my boyfriend has more marketable skills than that, I just thought I'd put what was funniest to me gonk Also *hugs Kitty* ^_^
Hrm.... mine would be...uhh...
Ghosty is awesome. Like seriously, I'm not even lying, she is probably the coolest person ever.
If that isn't enough to make you want her, then we're going to have to bring out the long-a** ad.
She's also a good singer and with a little regular practice/training she can excellent again (can sing 3 octaves at least, from Higher-end soprano to tenor). Ghosty is also an excellent artist, especially considering her lack of formal training and she's only getting better. A good cook, but not a professional by any means. Likes to think she'd be a good decorator, lacking in personal organization skills at times, but not too bad. Ghosty has excellent insight, and is very empathetic. Good typist, her typing has been mistaken for machine-gun fire at times. Good speller. Hard working and dedicated. Pretty good sense of humor, if you're into that sort of thing. Large (but not too large) sized breasts, a nice a** (according to some) and a cute stomach (according to a few). Good face, pretty features, beautiful eyes, perfect hair. Can be demanding, bossy and obnoxious... but she's usually right when she insists on something. Willing and excited to please others in bed, doesn't sleep around, no STDs.
Man, I'm awesome!
ninja
Very through!!! Do you come with a glass shattering shriek option?
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:20 pm
ForeverandAlways Congradulations on makeing your selection of (1) Mia. She comes with a 20 year warrenty and (2) B cup breasts. Upon recieving your Mia you shall be given an instruction manual which list the following perks: ~She's fun a parties! ~Low Milage! ~She's got a healthy appetite for food! ~And other things! ~She can comprehand Spanish! ~She is a master of perverted sign language! ~She has a verstile wardobe, appropriate at any gathering. Need to go from mosh to ball in two hours? She's got it! ~She gives great massages! ~She has a job! All this is yours and much more!! I know a lot of people who'd like a Mia 3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:26 pm
Revising mine as it's not very through:
Hambeest for Sale
-Tall
-Huge a**
-Very flexiable (for stuffing in large suit cases)
-Size 'G' boobies
-Doubles as work horse
-Can fix a car as well as any man
-Is hilarious while having a panic attack (has a problem with saying nonsense)
-In excellent health for a someone her size (unless you manage to knock her up, in which case prepare to lose at least a few months of usage)
-Animals and babies like her
-Stinks of Clean
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:55 am
Get yourself a Nykki today! Nykki comes with: - Two toned hair - Perky C cup titties - extensive gothic and tom boy wardrobe - junk in the trunk ba-donka-donk butt - Large caring heart - Squeezably soft middle - Sarcasm - Light hearted giggle - Super girly voice - Super baking skills - Excellent hot chat skills - Nerd/Geek/Gamer appreciation - Intelligent advice Reserve yours today and we'll include a B.S.W. degree! 
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