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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:24 pm
ok, I'll play!! *yay*
I am no longer allowed to let namine have "private time" with crayons and paper.
I can no longer leave cucumbers out in the open while vexen is present. (XD)
I can no longer tell jokes in frount of kairi *gah... laughing, beleeding ears O_o*
I can no longer trust Riku when he is with Sora "running arronds"
I can no longer stand on railroads for hours on end waiting for "ghost trains"
I shold no more stand in the center of dead-end allyways.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:39 pm
 haha you guys are good
I am no longer allowed to let Sora near bake sells. I am no longer allowed to help Sephiroth steal everyone else's shampoo. I am no longer allowed to remind Riku that Xehanort had COMPLETE control of his body. I am no longer allowed to sell Axel's diary on the internet.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:02 pm
Ignotion fluid and Axel are not good for Marluxias plants
You are not a Nobody named 'Vissax' so stop pretending. -bored, sorry-
Clouds hair has the tennis balls put on the tips for a reason
Same with Roxas and Soras
Pete is not mine nor Rikus personal punching bag
'Sex Kitten' is not the name of a Garment Grid (FFX-2 reference people)
'Xenahort' does not mean 'Rent-a-ho'
Moogles are not whores lending you their never ening 'special' services
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:54 pm
I am no longer allowed to visit Atlantica [Who cares?! biggrin ]
I am no longer allowed to Kairibash [Too bad I'm a rule breaker]
I am no longer allowed to dress Sora in frilly tutu's and leave him out in the open where OXIII can find him [:3]
I am no longer allowed to watch the Opening Theme [I can talk backwards I've listened to it so many times]
I am no longer allowed to lick Riku [D: Not good for Amity's health]
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:10 pm
Oh, wow. Your guys' responses made my day.
I am no longer allowed to make any witty comments about Axel's "flaming" preferences in *ahem* partners.
I am no longer allowed to call Luxord "Gambit" and try to make him fling his ace cards as if they were weapons.
I am no longer allowed to imply that Saix may be related to fairies.
I am no longer allowed to question Ansem the Wise and Xehanort's student-teacher relationship.
I am no longer allowed to tell people that Riku actually liked wearing that weird grass skirt from KH1.
I am no longer allowed to tell people that Riku still has that grass skirt thing hidden in a shoebox way in the back of his closet
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:22 pm
Why thank you. Here's some more!
Saix is not a philanthropist whore and has not been shagged at least once by every Orginazation before and after the events of 'Chain of Memories'.
He can also not explain why his Mpreg babies look like everyone except for Larxene
The Riku and Sora figures are not for 'reenactments' of anime such as 'Sensitive Pornograph' 'Gakuen Heaven' 'Ai no Kusabi' or 'Boku no Sexual Harassment'
I am banned from discussing the comparisons of Harry Potter characters to the Nobodies while in Organization meetings
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:52 pm
Yuffie is not a communist nazi ninja and I should stop calling her that
Rinoa is not and will never be 'The b***h of SEED'
It is not wise to reenact the event that gave Leon his scar, no matter how cool it looks
Neither is it wise to reenact Zacks death in a play with Cloud and Tifa watching
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:35 pm
ill play..i mite not be good...
I am no longer allowed to post pix of Sora and Axel behind Roxas' back I am no longer allowed to have Namine draw yaoi pix of Sora and Riku for me I am no longer allowed to leave Axel and Roxas in my bedroom...alone I am no longer allowed to have Xemnas and Saix in the shower together(XD, idk on tht one) I am no longer allowed to tell naughty secrets of the gay couples of Organization 13
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:00 pm
'Flamable' and 'Inflamable' have very major differences and Sora should have told Axel that
Riku is not Sephiroths and Clouds love child
likewise that Sora is not Leon and Clouds love child
'Mystery Goo' cannot easily be obtained by petting the trouser snake
I should not let Sora eat popsicles suggestivley in front of Riku or Roxas
Mickey did not molest Riku during their stint in the darkness
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:41 pm
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:18 am
Xemnas told me to stay away from the Ouran High world for a reason that has nothing to do with turning them into Nobodies and Heartless, absolutley nothing to do with that
Sora and Riku will never get together and I should not attempt to hack all three games (even the GBA one) just so I can find/change scenes of Sora all up on Riku
Stop giving Zexion gifts of switchblades, razors and My Chemical Romance, he does not a ppreciate them
Nor does he appreciate being called 'Sexion'
Stealing Demyxs Sitar so the water clones could reenact 'Spiderman vs. the Sinister Six' was not one of my better ideas
Nor was asking Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxord to help
Kairi has that resraining order for a reason
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:36 pm
I am no longer allowed to hide in bushes and take candid camera pictures of the boys making out.
I am no longer allowed to invite my friends to hide in the bushes and take candid camera pictures of the boys making out.
I am no longer allowed to help Demyx make up nicknames for Zexion.
I am no longer allowed to leave Sora in the 100 Acre Woods for over an hour... that honey made him hyper...
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:27 am
I am no longer allowed to kidnap Kairi just so that Riku and Sora have some alone time. (But she's so fun to kidnap!)
I am no longer allowed to tell Sephiroth where Aerith prays.
I am no longer allowed to tell Cloud that since Aerith is alive so is Zack. (It's a conspiracy!! Zack IS alive!! Just on a different world!! Go get him Cloud! *gets shot*)
I am no longer allowed to force Heartless and Nobodies to battle for my own pleasure.
I am no longer allowed to change the name of Destiny Islands to "Pleasure Islands".
I am no longer allowed to wait till two boys pass and then shove them into a small closet.
I am no longer allowed to pay actors to do yaoi scenes in front of ANYONE. (Poor Namine never stood a chance.)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:05 pm
Winnie the Pooh really is 'stuffed with fluff' and not 'blood and organs'
Saix does not hump Xemnas' leg every time he walks into a room
Neither does Vexen to Marluxia
When Demyx shouts 'Dance Water Dance' I will not quote songs from Jim Hensons 'Labyrinth'
The End of the World is not a Mary-Sue/corpse disposal world
Reading 'Bride of Deimos' volume 4 while in the presence of Aerith and a secret lab is not a good idea. (Ah, I should explain that: In the book, there is this girl who wants to be immortal, so Deimos grants her this, by turning her into a living doll. He removes her brain and replaces it with a microchip, I only assumed the same thing for the rest of the organs, he also melded plastic into her body, all while she was concious)
Neither is leaving the residual evidence on Rinoas doorstep
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