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 Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:29 pm
Macabre_Cogitation OverlordMMM ....hmm....lets see.....the most obvious one about me are my elipses..... ....another one is, well I went to a tech HS and I took electronics, and that year happened to have no girls in that class, so we became extremely perverted.......so now I tend to think of everything said in some sorta perverted way, especially when its innocent..... Haha! Yes! That's how my Computer Systems and Networking classes are!!! My god, we take everything and turn it into an innuendo. Jeeze. Funnier thing is, we actually have a girl in our Networking class. It makes jokes even better at times with her their. WooT! HORRAY FOR TECH CLASSES! Sad note: When I don't want to go to class, I go to tech support and work there. for it's one of my other classes >_< And as for weird statements: I tend to say, "Yes, Yes, excellent, this is all going to plan" or, "This is in accordance with the prophecy" or sometimes, "I'll bash your face in and use your cranium to serve dip" ....well...look at some of the technical terms of the trade......latched master/ slave multivibrator...........heh...tons of messed up technical terms like that........and most of the logic gates look like penises..........oh yeah......and some units used in the field are impedence and siemens........and here is one of the best for last.....the story of Boolean algebra.... ...imagine passing a bunch of grown men in the 70's in a room as they began talking about "Not Cs" (pronounce it)....most likely they had some complaints......then in order to try and fix the problem they change the term from "Not" to "Bar" because of how Boolean algebra looks.......now if you pass a room of those same people who were talking about Nazis are now talking about "Bar Bs" (pronounce it).......so you can imagine how bad of a rep electronics would get after a room of full of grown men were overheard speaking about Nazis and Barbies.........so they then decided it would be safer to say either the "Bar" or "Not" after the letters.......
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:58 pm
Sometimes when I'm bored I make purring noises with my tongue. xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:57 am
Something else I like to do.
If I want to make a conversation awkward, I say, "You know, in some countries, that could be considered rape."
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:10 am
I tend to shout alot when I'm outside. And I threaten my friends for fun by saying I'll kick them in the head. It's funny. Sometimes I talk to myself too. But only when no one's around. I mean, gods, I don't want anyone to think I'm crazy! eek lol
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:23 am
I'll walk up to my female friends and ask them to marry me out of nowhere. Or I'll do this improv. character of mine at random times. He's a bisexual hippy who thinks he's Jesus and is high on pot 85% of the time. When he's not on pot he zones out mostly and gets these seriously wierd ideas and laughs at nothing.
I also laugh demonically and give people frighteningly psychotic looks when I'm bored. Or say random phrases. Now don't kick my wall!!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:24 pm
Here's another one for you fine people. I was talking about misheard songs I said someone thought that Roadrunner united's 'The end' said 'I can't believe I have insomnia' when one of my mates said isn't it?' stare No it's 'I can't believe the end is so near' I also sing Iron maidens 'Can I play with madness' but I sing matches or my nads depending on my mood.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:39 pm
my friend eats flowers...finds candy and eats it
and collects hub caps, which he never takes home...
he's a dumbass, lol thats why he's my friend
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:43 am
Sometimes when I'm ill, I'll start narrating my every action. Or make weird noises/faces at my dog, bird, and rat.
I make faces in the mirror every time I wash my hands.
In general, my voice sounds masculine. That's one thing I can't really help . . .
EDIT!! I forgot about this one: I'll randomly smell yeast or suntan lotion when there is none there. Like yesterday my mom shoved me out the door and made me go outside, and I kept smelling yeast every five minutes or so, but my friend never did . . .
And I smelled suntan lotion randomly this morning . . . and no one had worn it since last summer.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:07 pm
Me and my friend like to yell out random disgusting ailments and STD's just for fun.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:51 pm
My friends and I like to find random words or phrases and turn them into curse words. Right now we're working on trenchfoot(feet) and tampon.
Something I like to do is brake out in a random jig. Seriously, I'll be walking through a store or some other random place, stop, get all wide eyed scream "JIG TIME," and proceed to dance.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:34 am
I grab my lad mates chest. I don't why, it's just fun 4laugh but I learned not to grab a certain lad's chest (he grabbed mine back stare )
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:33 am
my mum insults the cats by calling them 'geniuses'.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:08 am
I AM THE HIGHLORD VOUKAGLAHK BRING ME T***Y AND I WILL FIX YOUR PC FOR FREE!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:17 am
Kohanna13 I've noticed a lot of things that people say and do seem quite strange. My mum always says this and I have found myself saying it too 'Incest. A game all the family can play' Do you or anyone you know say/do strange things? Me, and my friends joke about hte incest thing, because of the fact that we get along so well we look at eachother as family
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:02 pm
I do something strange =O I torture people ^_^
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