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 Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:59 pm
bytbyt FemaleNPC:Whats the fine for necrophila? That one kills me! OH I remember that!!!! That was awesome! "Is it the first offense?" "Let's assume.....'no'."
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:20 pm
Miss Chocolate Kiss bytbyt FemaleNPC:Whats the fine for necrophila? That one kills me! OH I remember that!!!! That was awesome! "Is it the first offense?" "Let's assume.....'no'." "Then about 500 gold." "That's nothing compared to Morrowind! Thanks!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:20 pm
and the best part is its a girl saying it
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:53 am
Weebam-na!
"Have you SEEN all the rats around here? It's making me crazy. First, this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant. Rats in Cream Sauce. Rat Flambe. Rat Necrom, with Bone Meal Gravy. Deep Fried Rat. Lemon Rat and Wild Rice. Rat Ragu, with Powdered Deer p***s!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:54 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:58 am
He's lovely. Then there's the people at the shrine of Sheogorath (deadric prince of madness). "I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog though. I'm a horrible dog now." "I wish there were some children around here... scrumptous darling children. I haven't eaten in soo long." "You've pleased the god of madness! You must feel proud of yourself. I for one would still like to EAT YOUR EYES, but good for you."
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:16 pm
Yeeeeah they're kind of psycho. xp
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:42 pm
agreed evrything is wrong with them when it comes to there mentallity
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:17 pm
Kaotika agreed evrything is wrong with them when it comes to there mentallity Well Sheogorath IS the god of insanity you know........hint, much?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:26 pm
XD Remember the main follower of Sheogorath's rattling off the emotions, then ending with 'aroused'. I got a bit confused, myself, when a female NPC told me I had 'nimble fingers' for the first time *raises 'dirty-minded' flag*
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:28 pm
I liked the rain of flaming dogs. rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:18 pm
Miss Chocolate Kiss Kaotika agreed evrything is wrong with them when it comes to there mentallity Well Sheogorath IS the god of insanity you know........hint, much? I wonder if his wife is Xel'latoth from eternal darkness xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:09 pm
.........speaking of NPCs, there's a begger in the Waterfront that's actually named, *ahem* 'Puny Aneus' xd .
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:33 pm
Prof. Meow Meow It's like Of Mice and Men! I thought the same thing-that's prob where they got it from.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:38 pm
I was once trying to persuade this farmer and it didn't go very well so in anger, I said out loud "Bugger off." and as I ended the converstaion, he said, "You too." rofl it was pretty scary
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