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 Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:50 pm
Hello all, I am Dirkage. I am an Atheistic Satanist. As such, I despise stupidity... stupidity like creationism theory.
The worst argument I heard was when I was in a christian chatroom. They asked me to provide proof that there was no god. I did so, quite awesomely, I like to think. Then, I asked them to provide proof that he did exist. They pulled the creationism on me. "God has to exit, because you can see evidence of his creation in the beauty of nature". Needless to say, I proceeded to make that argument look so stupid that he baned me for making him look like an idiot. Though he said it was because I was "Not respecting other member's beliefs" neutral
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:40 pm
My idiot father told me Dinosaurs we're mentioned in the bible. When I asked where, he abrubtly changed the subject and proceeded to tell me I am going to hell. blaugh .
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:08 pm
LadyInTheRose My idiot father told me Dinosaurs we're mentioned in the bible. When I asked where, he abrubtly changed the subject and proceeded to tell me I am going to hell. blaugh . Ooo that's priceless. Check out the Stick titled "The Enemy", he'd get a real kick out of that. You might wanna point out that "DrDino" is a retard, a well known charlatain, who repeats what he knows to be lies.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:41 pm
"The Bible says so."
'Nuff said.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:11 am
Some idiot to nakkos01 about his siggy: what 'mountains of proof' would that be, hmm? also, evolutionists believe alligators came from rocks.. rolleyes Oh, yeah, the unprovable idea that an infinitely powerful being made alligators spring out of the ground is a lot more believable... Sheesh...some people
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:03 pm
nakkos01 Some idiot to nakkos01 about his siggy: what 'mountains of proof' would that be, hmm? also, evolutionists believe alligators came from rocks.. rolleyes Oh, yeah, the unprovable idea that an infinitely powerful being made alligators spring out of the ground is a lot more believable... Sheesh...some people
ROCKS!?
The hell did "ROCKS" come from!?!?!
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:33 pm
I have 5.
1. Evolution is bullshit! Have any of you ever seen a horse turn into a dog?
2. Contrary to popular belief, all dinosaurs were herbivores.
3. The spork argument
4. The second law of thermodynamics
5. I just can't understand the theory. So that must mean it is false.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:44 pm
I am going to try and recreate for you a conversation I had with a fundie on the subject of evolution and I.D.
*Ahem*
him-Well how do you explain the plants that are growing? What about fruits and vegetables? these were CLEARLY put here for us to eat.
me-uhh, no we evolved to suit our environments which means we evolved into eating the plants and animals that were around us, that's how we survived.
him-That's rediculous! How could we have evolved to need large amounts of protien and potasium like in bananas? Obviously God placed these things here for us to eat because He made us as we are!!!
me-... stare ...riiiiiiiiiiiiight
xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:51 pm
Avamp I have 5. 1. Evolution is bullshit! Have any of you ever seen a horse turn into a dog? Avamp 2. Contrary to popular belief, all dinosaurs were herbivores. Avamp 4. The second law of thermodynamics Avamp 5. I just can't understand the theory. So that must mean it is false.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:02 am
GeoSyoledar "The Bible says so."
'Nuff said. Yeah that's about the lamest I've heard. And If God had wanted us to know he would've told us.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:51 pm
Nicky McCloud http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=11326 This has to be one of my favorites. Apparently, tectonic plate shifting and environmental shift mean nothing to hi--OH WAIT, nevermind, he's a creationist! tectonic plate shifting moves continents (well, actually the plates which continents are split on), but it does not turn oceans to deserts. That takes something else (unless we are speaking of a desert below sea level).
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:23 pm
The worst argument that a creationist threw at me was: "Because God says so"
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:20 pm
I was on wikipedia and came across Wikihow.
This is "How to defend creationism against evolution"
http://www.wikihow.com/Defend-Creationism-Against-Evolutionism
I laughed while reading it.
This is "How to defend evolution against creationism"
http://www.wikihow.com/Defend-Evolution-Against-Creationism
And here is defending/explaining Atheism:
http://www.wikihow.com/Explain-or-Defend-Atheism
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:50 pm
"Becasue, how else could we be hear? Magic?"
I was like.... eek sweatdrop burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:04 am
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