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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:26 pm
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream< To Phoenix: 1M TH3 ******** K1NG B3TT3R NOT 4G3T 1T >
< To Phoenix: L2P NUBL3T B1RD >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:27 pm
Phoenix's Banana Split < To k1ng: no hes really bad at it for real >
< To k1ng: well he is a fluffy angel cat and you are a fluffy angel mouse so who knows he may stalk you too ok >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:32 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler < To k1ng: omg thats adorable did he find out the truth during >
< To k1ng: what kind of pop >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:33 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler < To Phoenix: i dont wanna ask him >
< To Phoenix: U ask him ur his woman >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:36 pm
k1ng's vanilla bean ice cream < To k1ng: i only understood about half if that but >
< To k1ng: for a third wife you sure are uppity >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:38 pm
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream< To Phoenix: 1 C4NT H34R U OV3R MY 1337 SK1LL5 >
< To Phoenix: B1TC|-| >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:41 pm
slain's peach cobbler < To The Waxwing Slain: did you find out the truth of cherry popping during >
< To The Waxwing Slain: what kind of pop like a pringles can or pokeball or what >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:13 pm
Slain's Peach Cobbler< TO Phoenix: Oh for ******** sake.>
< TO Phoenix: Good to know King's good for a secret.>
< TO Phoenix: In my defense I first heard that term when I was like 11 years old and it was in a somewhat mystifying context.>
< TO Phoenix: But yeah like a Pringles can. I think I was vaguely imagining those seals you get on the top of a jelly jar. I wasn't anticipating ******** confetti and a party hat, if that's what you're getting at.>
< TO Phoenix: I don't even know how I realized I was carrying around this misconception but thank god I did or my first time might have been even more disappointing than they already are as a rule.>
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:01 pm
slain's peach cobbler < To The Waxwing Slain: damn i was hoping pokeball that woulda been fun >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i would have loved confetti and party hats for my first but it was okay anyway there was a choir singing nearby >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:04 pm
k1ng's peach cobbler< To Phoenix: when u told me to go 2 my happy place >
< To Phoenix: all i did was go back 2 the place where i went when i got beat which happened pretty often not going 2 lie >
< To Phoenix: but i was a little s**t all the time like breaking s**t and screaming and stealing >
< To Phoenix: i am a little s**t ALL the time but i dont know why i cant stop 2+2=5 to me >
< To Phoenix: holy s**t we were so poor growing up ive never played a video game until now does this count?? >
< To Phoenix: i think guys are cooler than girls and the more i think about it the weirder it gets >
< To Phoenix: i dont even really want 2 bone girls they r nice but boobs r ur best assets >
< To Phoenix: once i stole a kids lunch money and said it was 2 put him in his place bc i was w/my friends >
< To Phoenix: but mostly it was bc he had a five and i was starving >
< To Phoenix: it was more than once ok u got me >
< To Phoenix: sometimes i cry about how nice it is 2 have MREs around all the time >
< To Phoenix: my dad sold our foodstamps 4 drug money >
< To Phoenix: my brother was a shitty person who did shitty things 2 me but even now hes my hero >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i think u r so cool >
< To The Waxwing Slain: like the coolest dude >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i want 2 b like u when i grow up but not a skeleton >
< To The Waxwing Slain: pink is not my favourite colour but i picked it anyway? i dont know why >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i dont know what to do when im not yelled at on a regular basis >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i lost my virginity 2 a fat goth chick in like 2 seconds it was the worst>
< To The Waxwing Slain: i hoard so much ******** money i hide it in the walls i hide it in the ground i buried some in the jungle i dont even ******** kno >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i picked a room with cardboard boxes so i could use the things inside as my own because ive never had things b4 so i thought itd be a good jump start 2 my collection >
< To The Waxwing Slain: what i saw in the caterpillar quest one of them was a gay me and its ******** terrifying i dont want that 2 b me thats gross >
< To The Waxwing Slain: and the me i saw was the 1 w/o damage and he was such a smug ******** and he won taym he won he won he won >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:18 pm
k1ng's peach cobbler< To k1ng: Didn't I tell you not to eat the peach cobbler?>< To k1ng: I ******** told you as directly as possible, and yet you still ate the peach cobbler.>< To k1ng: Don't hide money in the jungle, nothing's safe there. And be ******** clever if you're hiding it in the walls.>< To k1ng: And ******** that smug ********, you're the one that's still wandering around, not him, so he didn't win a goddamned thing, obviously. Self-evident.>< To k1ng: I ******** TOLD you not to eat the cobbler. Goddammit, Miller.>
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:26 pm
< To Phoenix: Remind me to get you to tell me that story in person when this is all over, it sounds like a doozy.>< To Phoenix: Although I am Catholic so the idea of a formative sexual experiencing taking place within earshot of a choir... well.>< To Phoenix: I think that's all altar boys though.>
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:27 pm
slain's peach cobbler < To k1ng: oh honey you ate the cobbler didnt you >
< To k1ng: you can cry into my fantastic boobs about good food anytime >
< To k1ng: you have a s**t past but you dont have to have a s**t future >
< To k1ng: afterall im your friend so youre obviously doing something right
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:36 pm
k1ng's peach cobbler< To The Waxwing Slain: IM SORRY MAN >
< To The Waxwing Slain: I ******** UP >
< To The Waxwing Slain: I REMEMBERED AFTER I ALRDY ATE IT >
< To The Waxwing Slain: I ******** UP BAD >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i cant stop talking 2 >
< To The Waxwing Slain: thank u that means a lot ur a bro taym >
< To The Waxwing Slain: i will move the jungle money i buried it i buried it under some trees i dont want 2 get eaten >
< To The Waxwing Slain: THIS COBLER WAS DELICIOUS BUT IT WAS NOT WORTH IT >
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:41 pm
k1ng's peach cobbler < To Phoenix: oh my god ur boobs are probably really nice 2 sleep on >
< To Phoenix: taym told me not 2 eat the cake i ate the cake i ******** up hes so cool >
< To Phoenix: u r also so cool and kind of crazy like really crazy >
< To Phoenix: i dont really deserve ur pity i am a s**t person 2 like not even >
< To Phoenix: trying 2 play that card >
< To Phoenix: minipets just make me want 2 kick them especially if they cry like kittens ive done that b4 too >
< To Phoenix: THE COBBLER SUX >
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