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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:06 pm
[OMG I totally agree with you]
The average population would stop getting stupider with each sucessive generation, but as a result there are no geniuses to invent things to save the world from global warming, so the whole world burns up and shrivels in space. <3
I wish that everyone lived in the same time zone so nobody would have to go away at odd hours.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:15 pm
Everyone would use the same time zone, but then some of us would have to go near sunlight rather than being nocturnal. And that would not be good.
I wish that I wasn't sick anymore. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:38 pm
You aren't sick anymore ((Are you still sick?)), but all the phlegm that you would've sneezed out gets spiritually transferred to your puppy, who sneezes out the phlegm in little trails wherever he walks.
I wish that I could get a kitty.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:34 am
You get a kitty from us! We give you Viv. Sadly, the plane gets too cold and the corpse freezes. (It's a corpse because Viv is Loquacious' evil side, and we had to cut him in half to send the evil half to you.) It re-animates when it gets delivered due to a freakish combination of aerosol (the flight staff didn't like the smell when the plane began to warm back up) and heat. When you unpack the crate, you are greeted by evil zombie half-cat Viv, who runs off into your backyard. In the next week he infects all of the local cats with zombi-itis, and within the month the entire state becomes infested with zombie cats, who eventually take over all of America!
I wish that this puppy who I've never seen before would stop trailing (quite literally, considering the phlegm!) around after me!
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:50 am
The puppy does indeed stop following you around but then it explodes in a shower of phlegm and thusly, you get sick once more... hehe heehe
I wish I had a better short term memory xp
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:28 pm
You do. You purchased it last tuesday, forgot about it, and then...when you found it, you slit your wrist trying to get it out of it's hard plastic case.
I wish I was sailor moon.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:47 am
You are sailor moon! But sadly, that's just what the other dockers call you because of your penchant for wearing nothing below the waist!
I wish there were loads more members in the guild! xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:26 pm
There are loads and loads more members that suddenly come flooding into the guild but alas! They are super intellegent flesh eating zombies that can travel down the internet wires. They come in hoardes and pop out of computer moniters all across the net and eventually plunge us into the ultimate zombie war and also break teh internets. eek
I wish that I had lots of stamina and a body that was totally resistant to pain, disease and all umpleasantries.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:29 pm
You are now a boneless, nerveless twitching blob of flesh and hair. You smell a bit like moldy cheese and people routinely leave hand-written graffiti and fingerprints in your putty-like exterior. Due to your new relatively sleek design, you can travel all day without tiring(but while only making a progress of about 1/4 of a mile an hour) and, because of your nerveless body, without feeling the various rocks and sharp objects that stick to your underside as you slither about.
I wish I could jump tall buildings in several bounds and nearly stop bullets with my chest, while wearing a slightly dirty bright-colored costume.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:01 pm
Ta-daaa! Your nan knits you a set of ducky-patterned long-johns. Sadly when you wash them a small nuclear explosion occurs in your washing machine, causing the colours to clash even worse and also granting you super powers. You haven't washed them since in case they get de-super-nuked, so they're a little dirty, but you don't mind. They're also a little tight, and very brightly coloured and a little blurred in places, but when you wear them you can jump tall buildings in several bounds (so long as it's a clear day and there are lots of fire-escapes and large ledges to jump up against the side of the buildings) and even nearly stop bullets with your chest! Look!
*shoots you*
Whoops. Did I mention 'nearly'....? redface
I wish for world peace!
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:02 am
World peace is achieved but that is because all the humans were wiped out by space bunnies (and some monkeys) who invaded and killed everyone for not being fluffy enough and then took over the world. So there we go, world peace can only be achieved by killer space bunnies (and some monkeys)
I wish I didn't have to get a job.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:11 am
You don't! *stabs you in the face*
I wish for all the space bunnies (and monkeys) to stay away!
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:13 pm
All the space bunnies (and monkeys) withdraw from the surface of the earth and recede in their fleets of fluffships back to their furry dimension! Alas, the space bunnies (and monkeys) were the natural enemies of the Flying Spaghetti-ball Monsters from the Pasta Plane, and with their disappearance, the Flying Spaghetti-ball monsters now wreak havoc on our planet by smothering people in scalding tomato sauce and setting the prices on Italian restaurant menus too high! the Horrors!
I wish I had a nifty utility-belt that can shoot out a ray of ninja bears that can shoot lasers of deadly marshmallow swords out of their eyes!
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:09 pm
You get the utility belt and it does all those things, BUT even when worn at the smallest size, it is oh-so big! You rationalize that the only way to get it to fit is to eat and eat and eat until you are so fat that the ninja bears' lasers are affected by your gravitational field and the deadly marshmallow swords kill you!
I wish there were a quality restaurant that served fried squid meat near my place.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:33 am
There is a quality restaraunt that serves fried squid meat near your place, but it turns out they sell the fried squids live, much to the dismay of your face as it latches on and sucks the life from you (in a kiss of death), much like a Facehugger, but with no alien wing-wong.
I wish I got more hours at work...
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