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 Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:39 pm
5 times before breakfast. 12 times after dinner.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:41 pm
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:24 pm
Miku0- Nakita Maceo Not often. My boyfriend does it for me, though. b***h please, he has to fap for himself. Just kidding.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:48 pm
man, I gotta have my wank before i can have my coffee.
then i need another round before i can get to sleep.
@moro: yes. very yes.
except during vacation. when i'm not in public, or playing video games, i'm rocking out with my c**k out.
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:51 pm
But when i'm with my fine lady, she gets tired of doing it for me, so i get to do it :/
And she doesn't think i'm a pervert. :/
sometimes i wonder who she thinks i am. :/
but she thinks it's cute when i'm horny :C
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:58 pm
One time before i get up, one time before i go to sleep. Plus whatever is in between, which could vary.
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Paintbrushes and Oral Sex
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:20 pm
One or two a day.
A friend once told me...
"There's a simple way to tell if someone is a chronic masturbator: Take off all of their clothes. If they have a p***s, they are."
I lol'd.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:33 pm
Well, that's only partially true.
A couple of my friends and I did "The Contest" from Seinfeld.
Our female companion was the first out. then me, three weeks later.
three hellish weeks later.
and with the money he won, our friend bought GoW, and jerked off while playing it.
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Ezreal Goes Exploring Crew
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:50 pm
Damn, I wanna Quote Dogma.
"Tell Me Something About Me."
"You Masturbate More than ANYONE on the PLANET"
"Psh Everyone knows that Tell Me Something I don't know."
"When Your Getting It You think About Guys." ~Walks Away~
"..." ~Turns To Friend~ "Not All The Time..."
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:51 am
Not as ofte as I'd like.
I'm in an awkward relationship and a living situation that does not afford much privacy--not that I always mind an audience, but who is watching can really put a damper on things
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:02 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:25 am
Damn Straight. Eh Twice a Day 3 - 5 If Im Lucky
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Ezreal Goes Exploring Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:21 am
Once...In my WHOLE life -_- Being married to a super horny dude means I get more then I want, I need a sex vacation gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:02 pm
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
*Counts on fingers then stopps and counts on toes stops and starts waving imaginary numbers in the air* damn I lost count
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
(I am one seriously bored dude with too much stamina)
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