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Tailos-teichou

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm


Izaea
To engage in mutually consenting sexual relations with someone whom you are committed to has absolutely no moral issues attached.


Unless you're under the age of consent.

But, I see what you're saying. So far as I call it, good for you, Fenhir. =3 Luckily, my university dorm is quite a way away from my personal bedroom at home. It's also nearly soundproof. <3

Did the parents ask any embarrassing questions about the weird patch on your shorts, or what all the ruckus was when they walked into the house?

Your suggestion about KY will be taken onboard and applied liberally.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:50 pm


Tailos
Izaea
To engage in mutually consenting sexual relations with someone whom you are committed to has absolutely no moral issues attached.


Unless you're under the age of consent.

But, I see what you're saying. So far as I call it, good for you, Fenhir. =3 Luckily, my university dorm is quite a way away from my personal bedroom at home. It's also nearly soundproof. <3

Did the parents ask any embarrassing questions about the weird patch on your shorts, or what all the ruckus was when they walked into the house?

Your suggestion about KY will be taken onboard and applied liberally.

they never noticed the patch... hehehehe
and as for the noise, my room is in the basement..

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:29 pm


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*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.


I had quite a lot of sex with my fiancee at his house when he was still living with his mom. She, however, was at work all day, so we never really got caught. There were a few close calls, though.

She's most likely aware that we have sex, but it's not really something that is fun to discuss with her or anyone else. Our sex life is just that. OURS.

So I can say to Marcus, "Hey you, I want to ******** your brains out."

But it's not so cool to tell his friend that we ******** each other's brains out the other day. They get jealous. biggrin

Still, all in all, not all of us can afford to live out of our parent's houses.

Currently, we're both renting separate rooms while going to university, but seriously, if I let my parents know everything I have ever done, they would probably hate me. Your parents are NOT your friends or your lovers. They are parents. Sometimes you do not discuss certain things with them because you are simply not in the appropriate kind of relationship to be telling them how you shlorp your naughty bits with your honey.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:01 am


Oni-Angel
Xelamint
Yuko Yamiyama
*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.


I had quite a lot of sex with my fiancee at his house when he was still living with his mom. She, however, was at work all day, so we never really got caught. There were a few close calls, though.

She's most likely aware that we have sex, but it's not really something that is fun to discuss with her or anyone else. Our sex life is just that. OURS.

So I can say to Marcus, "Hey you, I want to ******** your brains out."

But it's not so cool to tell his friend that we ******** each other's brains out the other day. They get jealous. biggrin

Still, all in all, not all of us can afford to live out of our parent's houses.

Currently, we're both renting separate rooms while going to university, but seriously, if I let my parents know everything I have ever done, they would probably hate me. Your parents are NOT your friends or your lovers. They are parents. Sometimes you do not discuss certain things with them because you are simply not in the appropriate kind of relationship to be telling them how you shlorp your naughty bits with your honey.


Hmm...that would something perfect for Yuko...*from the comic*

Grar....now I got images in my head...sexy images...NAUGHTY IMAGES...

*picks up a lead pen and paper*

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madamfluff

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:18 pm


Nargh!! MY BRAINS!! domokun

Anything that is water-based would hardly to never stain clothing. It'll look like you wet yourself at first and that's that.

Anyway.

If I allowed my parents to have any clue what really goes on in my mind let alone my actions, I would have been disowned since I was 9 or something and sent to the orphanage...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:29 am


Ok the age of consent here is 16, but if I have sex behind my parents backs is that wrong?
I have, and the first time I did was pretty messed up cause my mum didn't even know I had a bf at the time. Daniel sprinkled rose petals on the bed 4laugh and my window was open the whole time, and afterwards i stood on my bed proclaiming
"I'm not a virgin!! Daniel! I'm not a virgin anymore!"
My mum came home when we were having a shower together afterwards sweatdrop
She first saw my bf in nothing but a towel so it was quite funny. But she's accepted him now.
But I lied to her and told her that I had not had sex with him, and she believed me (lol!) even though she saw us walking around naked together before we had a shower (she went around the back of the house and there are large windows)
And I continue to lie about it to her, because I know that if I told her should would
1. feel betrayed (ok thats my fault)
2. restrict my time with daniel and have us monitored *shudder*
3. Be mad at me
So yeah. Her reasons for not allowing me to have sex are that she doesnt want me to get pregnant, but I'm being a good little girl and taking the necessary steps. I'm going to get an implant (progesterone) so that I can do it on my prom night with no worries! (my prom is on the 17th of feb)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:25 pm


Bonbonquark
Ok the age of consent here is 16, but if I have sex behind my parents backs is that wrong?
I have, and the first time I did was pretty messed up cause my mum didn't even know I had a bf at the time. Daniel sprinkled rose petals on the bed 4laugh and my window was open the whole time, and afterwards i stood on my bed proclaiming
"I'm not a virgin!! Daniel! I'm not a virgin anymore!"
My mum came home when we were having a shower together afterwards sweatdrop
She first saw my bf in nothing but a towel so it was quite funny. But she's accepted him now.
But I lied to her and told her that I had not had sex with him, and she believed me (lol!) even though she saw us walking around naked together before we had a shower (she went around the back of the house and there are large windows)
And I continue to lie about it to her, because I know that if I told her should would
1. feel betrayed (ok thats my fault)
2. restrict my time with daniel and have us monitored *shudder*
3. Be mad at me
So yeah. Her reasons for not allowing me to have sex are that she doesnt want me to get pregnant, but I'm being a good little girl and taking the necessary steps. I'm going to get an implant (progesterone) so that I can do it on my prom night with no worries! (my prom is on the 17th of feb)


Just a note about birth control, make sure that you are on hormonal birth control for at least two cycles (I played it safe and went for three) before having sex without any other method (like condoms).

Also, make sure that if you take pills, that you make sure to do it every day or the effectiveness goes down. Hormones in birth control basically makes your body think it's pregnant so your ovaries shut down. However, some women are hyper-fertile and will ovulate even IF they're taking pills, so you need to work closely with your doctor to figure out if it's going to work well with your body.

I know a lot about birth control because I've been on it for about three years. Wahahaha! *poses*
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:58 am


lol! thanks for the advice, I'll keep it in mind. I really dont want to have to face the choice of abortion or not because I think that despite the fact I'm against it, I would still opt for it.

Bonbonquark


KittenFlaps

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:38 am


Water based! Safe for everyday use! God bless those crafty devils at KY HQ.

Little word of advice though to the ladies, me and my girlfriend purchased the warming KY (it was $.50 cheaper!) only to discover that by "warming" they actually meant "uterus scalding".

Just a heads up.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:39 am


KittenFlaps
Water based! Safe for everyday use! God bless those crafty devils at KY HQ.

Little word of advice though to the ladies, me and my girlfriend purchased the warming KY (it was $.50 cheaper!) only to discover that by "warming" they actually meant "uterus scalding".

Just a heads up.

Hmmm... Nice to know...
sweatdrop

Fenhir Noble


KittenFlaps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:07 pm


Fenhir Noble
KittenFlaps
Water based! Safe for everyday use! God bless those crafty devils at KY HQ.

Little word of advice though to the ladies, me and my girlfriend purchased the warming KY (it was $.50 cheaper!) only to discover that by "warming" they actually meant "uterus scalding".

Just a heads up.

Hmmm... Nice to know...
sweatdrop


You'll learn to appreciate my wisdom someday.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:31 pm


KittenFlaps
Fenhir Noble
KittenFlaps
Water based! Safe for everyday use! God bless those crafty devils at KY HQ.

Little word of advice though to the ladies, me and my girlfriend purchased the warming KY (it was $.50 cheaper!) only to discover that by "warming" they actually meant "uterus scalding".

Just a heads up.

Hmmm... Nice to know...
sweatdrop


You'll learn to appreciate my wisdom someday.


Heh. You just saved me some money for experimentation - I was going to buy a tube and try it out.

APPRECIATED BE JOO!

Izaea


madamfluff

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:16 pm


Oni-Angel
Just a note about birth control, make sure that you are on hormonal birth control for at least two cycles (I played it safe and went for three) before having sex without any other method (like condoms).

Also, make sure that if you take pills, that you make sure to do it every day or the effectiveness goes down. Hormones in birth control basically makes your body think it's pregnant so your ovaries shut down. However, some women are hyper-fertile and will ovulate even IF they're taking pills, so you need to work closely with your doctor to figure out if it's going to work well with your body.

I know a lot about birth control because I've been on it for about three years. Wahahaha! *poses*

My mother nearly got committed because she fell pregnant with my sister while being off the pill for a half a cycle and the doctor thought she was desperate...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:02 pm


I have to say, I really enjoyed reading this thread! lol. Learned a lot, too. Now, the only problem is that I'm not allowed into the places that they actually SELL KY. . . smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:31 pm


Magnificient
I have to say, I really enjoyed reading this thread! lol. Learned a lot, too. Now, the only problem is that I'm not allowed into the places that they actually SELL KY. . . smile


They don't let you go into Longs or Wallgreens? What the heck did you do?
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