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 Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:36 pm
The Unholy Shadow If it passes Titanic, then I'll be pissed. I hate how people compared Twilight to Titanic!! 1. Leonardo DiCaprio > Robert Pattinson 2. tragedy > happyforeversparklelove 3. real life event > half-assed "science"
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:40 pm
Jerba The Unholy Shadow If it passes Titanic, then I'll be pissed. I hate how people compared Twilight to Titanic!! 1. Leonardo DiCaprio > Robert Pattinson 2. tragedy > happyforeversparklelove 3. real life event > half-assed "science" 
In other words, I think I'm going to have to use my art skills because Kratos needs to Smack A b***h.
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:52 pm
The Unholy Shadow If it passes Titanic, then I'll be pissed. That's when we need to bring the BIG guns out. cool
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:48 pm
You Don't Mess with the Zohan > New Moon
Prove me either wrong or right.
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:51 pm
It's midnight release surpassed the previous record- HP and the Half Blood Prince. As a hardcore Harry Potter fan, I am displeased. D:
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:41 am
AGCourtney It's midnight release surpassed the previous record- HP and the Half Blood Prince. As a hardcore Harry Potter fan, I am displeased. D:
Your avatar looks like it's about to be a**-raped
THE ********. >:C
Twilight is the cancer of today's youth.
Though my hometown (not Vancouver) went all rebel and showed it a night earlier. As in, on the 19th before Midnight.
If I remember rightly, the first one didn't do so hot there.
Because everybody's too busy being drunk
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:01 am
I still haven't even seen the 6th harry Potter movie yet... augh.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:47 am
Razzz25 I have a group of my friends who contributed to that.... When they came back I just shook my head and walked away.... I counted 57 Twitard shirts at school on the day it came out... I came THIS close to slapping one... Because of what her shirt said... You guys don't even want to know..... stare My 15 year old sister is a freakin twitard. The only reason I wish to see the movie is to continue my rifftrack of the series. I'm going to enjoy it ^^ Rifftracks are fun. I think you would all enjoy this I found on youtube. ^^ I got a kick out of it. New Moon~ Snuffy
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:21 am
Quiero lamerte hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil vecesAnd this is what Roger Ebert said about the film. (If you don't know who he is, just for your information, he is a well know, and respected film critic.)
The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud.
"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" takes the tepid achievement of "Twilight" (200 cool , guts it, and leaves it for undead. You know you're in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead. Obviously the characters all have. Long opening stretches of this film make utterly no sense unless you walk in knowing the first film, and hopefully both Stephanie Meyer novels, by heart. Edward and Bella spend murky moments glowering at each other and thinking, So, here we are again.
Bella (Kristen Stewart) is still living at home with her divorced dad (Billy Burke), a cop whose disciplinary policy involves declaring her grounded for the rest of her life and then disappearing so she can jump from cliffs, haunt menacing forests, and fly to Italy so the movie can evoke the sad final death scene from--why, hold on, it's Romeo and Juliet! The very play Edward was reciting narcissistically and contemptuously in an opening scene.
Yes, Edward (Robert Pattinson) is back in school, repeating the 12th grade for the 84th time. Bella sees him in the school parking lot, walking toward her in slow-motion, wearing one of those Edwardian Beatles jackets with a velvet collar, pregnant with his beauty. How white his skin, how red his lips. The decay of middle age may transform him into the Joker.
Edward and the other members of the Cullen vampire clan stand around a lot with glowering skulks. Long pauses interrupt longer ones. Listen up, lads! You may be immortal, but we've got a train to catch.
Edward leaves, because Bella was not meant to be with him. Although he's a vegetarian vampire, when she gets a paper cut at her birthday party one of his pals leaps on her like a shark on a tuna fish.
In his absence she's befriended by Jake (Taylor Lautner), that nice American Indian boy. "You've gotten all buff!" she tells him. Yeah, real buff, and soon he's never wearing a shirt and standing outside in the winter rain as if he were--why, nothing more than a wild animal. They don't need coats like ours, remember, because God gave them theirs.
Those not among that five percent of the movie's target audience that doesn't already know this will (spoiler) be surprised that Jake is a werewolf.
Bella: So…you're a werewolf?
Jake: Last time I checked.
Bella: "Can't you find a way to...just stop?
Jake (patiently): "It's not a lifestyle choice, Bella."
Jake is influenced, or controlled, or something, by Sam, another member of the tribe. He's like the alpha wolf. Sam and his three friends are mostly seen in long shot, shirtless in the rain, hanging around the edges of the clearing as if hoping to dash in and pick off some fresh meat.
Bella writes long letters to her absent vampire friend Alice (Ashley Greene), in which she does nothing to explain why she is helplessly attracted to these sinister, humorless and vain men. It can't be the sex. As I've already explained in my review of the first film, The Twilight Saga is an extended metaphor for teen chastity, in which the punishment for being deflowered I will leave to your imagination.
The movie includes beauteous fields filled with potted flowers apparently buried hours before by the grounds crew, and nobody not clued in on the plot. Since they know it all and we know all, sitting through this experience is like driving a tractor in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem.
amazing, isn't it?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:27 am
Yeah it broke theatre records at my job(movie theatre) which was originally held by Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I was depressed. How could movie about fantasy and the strength of children lose to "OMG EDWARD LOLZ"
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:25 pm
I'm not the least bit surprised that it got #1 at the Box Office this weekend, but the fact that it made 72 MILLION makes me wanna choke someone.
The 6th Harry Potter was amazing and DISERVED the money it made. Twilight just doesn't diserve the credit it gets.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:03 pm
Black Cherry Milkshake Yeah it broke theatre records at my job(movie theatre) which was originally held by Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I was depressed. How could movie about fantasy and the strength of children lose to "OMG EDWARD LOLZ" THAT SUCKS SO MUCH!! HOW COULD IT HAVE OUT-DONE HARRY POTTER #1??? gonk crying xXHopless RomanceXx I'm not the least bit surprised that it got #1 at the Box Office this weekend, but the fact that it made 72 MILLION makes me wanna choke someone. The 6th Harry Potter was amazing and DISERVED the money it made. Twilight just doesn't diserve the credit it gets. I agree with you. Harry Potter was not a crapshoot wet fantasy overflowing with hoards of screeching fangirls. (And it's deserved.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:06 am
Now I feel bad for contributing (I let my sister buy me a ticket).
What a bunch of bullshit >_<
How much more idiotic can the world become? Sometimes you think it's only America (and before you get huffy, I'm American), and then you hear that stupid s**t like this succeeds around the world.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:54 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:03 am
The Unholy Shadow If it passes Titanic, then I'll be pissed. Me too, suriously I will be pissed if it passes Titanic and Gone With the Wind as the highest grossest movies of all time... I might actually kill someone if that happen. I can just imagine it now. Twitard: OMG EDWARDS DEH SEXI I WANT HIM IN MY BEDDERS Me: Frankly, I don't give a flipping f*ck! DIE b***h. (Uses flamethrower)
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