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| Now that most of you is dead, what still excites you? |
| Watching the woman in front of me in line take an hour to sign her checks. |
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4% |
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| Imaginary internet gold. |
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38% |
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| Young studs who really need my fake online gold. |
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| Full-contact shuffleboard. |
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| Making my avatar look like a total freak. |
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| Hourly medication. |
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| Consuming my own young: body, mind and soul. |
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| Paul Naschy movies. |
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 Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:42 pm
Ooooh.... too many numbers, makes my poor head hurt. As long as I can count the number of pretty pills in my pill box each morning I'm happy.
There's the pink one, the yellow one, the little round purple one... hmm... now where did the green one go? *tries to look under the chair* I may be a while folks, t'will take me some time to get back up again!
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:02 am
Umberella So... You see... When you're out of slits you're out of pier. (or "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer".) Yep. I am almost ashamed of telling that lengthy MSTK3K Geezer Joke. I even abridged it! Ararrarrrgh! That one was sooo bad it caused physical pain. No, wait, that's my angina acting up again . . . .
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:53 am
Oh MAN.
I love that little yeti thing.
I wish it came in blue.
Incidentally, I have it on good authority that Umberella recently checked out a book called IN THE DEVIL'S GARDEN by Stewart Lee Allen, which details some sinful gastronomic treats including:
wild songbird, blinded and drowned in Armagnac then eaten whole (gluttony)
force-fed dormice raised in an enclosed container and killed without seeing daylight (then dipped in poppy seeds) - also gluttony
insanity popcorn (anger)
and a whole menu for Blasphemy.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:36 pm
Harbone Oh MAN. I love that little yeti thing. I wish it came in blue. Incidentally, I have it on good authority that Umberella recently checked out a book called IN THE DEVIL'S GARDEN by Stewart Lee Allen, which details some sinful gastronomic treats including: wild songbird, blinded and drowned in Armagnac then eaten whole (gluttony) force-fed dormice raised in an enclosed container and killed without seeing daylight (then dipped in poppy seeds) - also gluttony insanity popcorn (anger) and a whole menu for Blasphemy. Mmmm . . . . poppy seed dormice. Now that brings back memories of my old school days . . . ninja
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:03 pm
Somewhere in this dusty palace of fossilized pixelated people is a thread that indicates our respective ages... or at least those who are brave and/or no longer give a monkey's behind. Unless people are spinning yarns and pretending to be older than they is in which case the rest of us will be out for some young pixelated blood twisted
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:50 am
Lil Brat Somewhere in this dusty palace of fossilized pixelated people is a thread that indicates our respective ages... or at least those who are brave and/or no longer give a monkey's behind. Unless people are spinning yarns and pretending to be older than they is in which case the rest of us will be out for some young pixelated blood twisted Eek! Nope, I is really truely the age my profile says I is! Be a first though--I understand it's usually the overweight middle aged guys pretending to be nubile sixteen year old girls, not the other way around. I can just imagine the postings . . . " . . .i is a old guy plz send gld. i is not a grl. rly. . . ."
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:55 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:38 pm
I'm a fat, middle-aged guy who, for some reason, has very little desire to pretend to be a nubile sixteen-year-old-girl.
Although I did get on Furcadia once and I went into this online bar and... uh... I don't want to talk about it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:29 am
Harbone I'm a fat, middle-aged guy who, for some reason, has very little desire to pretend to be a nubile sixteen-year-old-girl. Although I did get on Furcadia once and I went into this online bar and... uh... I don't want to talk about it. I decided when I started on Gaia to always be upfront about my age and gender. That way there's no possibility of confusion or misunderstandings. As for Furcadia . . .what was the name of that bar? ninja
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:10 pm
Oh, heck. It was one of the ones in the dirty section. Furabia I think. It was the only place, ironically, where there weren't sexual conversations going on most of the time. I tried to give it a shot, though. I really liked the way Furcadia let you make up your own chatroom decos. You could draw your own avatars and feed them in because there was so much client-side access. But it seems a lot harder to do that, and the way they did skunks was kind of annoying. (And I'm not a very fast artist, so it takes me a long time to do the 20+ pictures needed for each one of the 6 or 7 avatar types anyway. And there's, what, five levels of avatar, too? That and the landscaping... well, I enjoyed doing that.*) Lesseee... One was like, the Naughty Castle and another one I frequented was something like the Pink Pussycat or something. It's been about a year. But even though I got the odd fun and adult conversation going on there, the guy next to me was always, like eating his date for thrills or inflating his own butt or something. And the vampires... oy! The vampires! And the dark lord "I'm so intimidating" star wars guys!** *I did some Gaia-type spritework for Furcadia. My place was called "Pilade's" after the bar in Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. Here, I zipped some of my files for anyone who likes that kind of thing (the pain was matching the color scheme.) http://www.geocities.com/yokeltania/pilade/furcps1.htmlor http://www.geocities.com/Quasar/Area51/9229/pilade/furcps1.html**My wife named her character Sithyllis as a parody of this one particular weiner.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:08 pm
Harbone Oh, heck. It was one of the ones in the dirty section. Furabia I think. It was the only place, ironically, where there weren't sexual conversations going on most of the time. . . . and here I thought you were joking. Tsk,tsk, you bad, bad man. My delicate shell-like ears are shocked and burning with embaressment. . . .
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:46 pm
I pull out my freakin' sketchbook for you and that's all I get?!? A slap on the wrist.
Well... fine! Just... just... FINE.
I got new pants.
And a book.
I got new pants and a book.
So there.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:18 pm
Harbone I pull out my freakin' sketchbook for you and that's all I get?!? A slap on the wrist. Well... fine! Just... just... FINE. I got new pants. And a book. I got new pants and a book. So there. And most styling pants they are too. And I like the furcadia avis--just never tried that particular community. I am now filled with woe that I have offended a fellow geezer. I shall sacrifice a brace of young 'uns in penance. I'd been saving them for Christmas, but I must atone!
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:10 pm
*Spitting into an old coffee can.*
Like I care about getting offended. I forgot my medication and I doubt I'll even remember where I am tomorrow, let alone who offended me.
'Cept that one kid in Sixth Grade... the one with the bad teeth and the sweaty red afro.
He haunts my dreams, that kid.
I wonder what his name was.
(You know, I was really hoping for more serious convos in this thread, but I'm totally flubbing it)
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