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 Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:02 pm
Razzz25 Quote: Vampires don't have blood in the book, so how does Edward get an erection? Does he shoot venom out his p***s, too? I always wondered that too.....Yay! I'm not alone in my reproductive-themed train of thought! Same here. >.> Just...stop it. Bad thoughts. lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:47 pm
Razzz25 Quote: Vampires don't have blood in the book, so how does Edward get an erection? Does he shoot venom out his p***s, too? I always wondered that too.....Yay! I'm not alone in my reproductive-themed train of thought! Yeah, remember the little fact that Meyer doesn't do reaserch. Yeah, that's right, she knows s**t about biology. Btw, she explains it (half-assed) on her website. She also admits to breaking her own rules. "—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:54 pm
Meyer knows about as much biology as my mom it seems.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:23 pm
meyer knows about as much as biology as she knows about traditional vampires. Jack s**t. My 5 year old sister knows more than she does.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:12 am
I can help out, I have a mule I don't really use much anyways. Her name is, The_Myth_Maker. I'll be back after I twi-up her profile.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:58 pm
TemptedByChocolate Razzz25 Quote: Vampires don't have blood in the book, so how does Edward get an erection? Does he shoot venom out his p***s, too? I always wondered that too.....Yay! I'm not alone in my reproductive-themed train of thought! Yeah, remember the little fact that Meyer doesn't do reaserch. Yeah, that's right, she knows s**t about biology. Btw, she explains it (half-assed) on her website. She also admits to breaking her own rules. "—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her." I hate that....It's one thing to botch up someone else's writing, but it's another to botch up your own....That, my friends, is the epitome of stupidity...
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:02 pm
I have a spy in the Twilight Fanfiction guild. It's really easy to get in.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:07 pm
Quote: Literature is well thought-out and well written. Twilight is unedited slack full of purple prose. Therefore, it cannot be considered literature. Examples of literature would be Moby d**k, Tom Sawyer, and Canterbury Tales. you forgot to mention Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.... although you can name the original version if you don't want to take away from the serious suckage of twilight.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:19 pm
I was declined my entry into A Taste of Twilight.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:26 pm
Jerba I was declined my entry into A Taste of Twilight. Try until they let you in. Whine in a Twitard fashion if you have to.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:58 pm
TemptedByChocolate Jerba I was declined my entry into A Taste of Twilight. Try until they let you in. Whine in a Twitard fashion if you have to. It says I can't send another request for another two weeks.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:19 pm
Jerba TemptedByChocolate Jerba I was declined my entry into A Taste of Twilight. Try until they let you in. Whine in a Twitard fashion if you have to. It says I can't send another request for another two weeks. That sucks, maybe try one of the mods.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:30 pm
Reviving.
I'll be going back on Twilight becomes Daylight soon. I'll also send the Twi-bomb soon.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:34 pm
Chanting: Twi Bomb Twi Bomb TWI BOMB
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:16 am
*joins in chanting* Anyways, in the Twi-Bomb (unless you've sent it already), particularly this part: Quote: Twilight diminishes feminine self-worth. It trains girls to be completely submissive to their male partners, who are idealized to be controlling and abusive, disguising it as love and protection. I feel that there should be a mention of the fact that females had to fight many years for their worthiness as a female, and one of their own gender tore it all apart and made it worth no more than a waste with only the publishing of four books.
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