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My jazz band instructer dude was trying to explain to some trombones about getting the slide into the right 7th position. He said something like "you need to push and extend it to get the right effect. It'll be even better if you vibrate your lips." and then one of our trumpeters said that's what she said. it was classic.

I have something hilarious to explain, but it's not a "That's what she said," joke.

During a rehearsal, inside the band hall we were practicing our music so we can remember it. Well the song we were playing was "Heartbreaker" by Led Zeppelin. There's a part that the trombones play that they just jam, (or that's how my BD says it). She told them they were allowed to dance on the field, and well we practiced that and there was one trombone player that was dancing all dirty and stuff, and our BD said "There is two rules to follow, you must be looking up at the press box (or audience) and don't dance beyond the other trombone players." She was talking to the dirty dancing trombone player, and the whole just busted out laughing.

I will pay attention more often to hear these type of jokes and remember them, because they are hilarious.

So this isn't a "that's what she said joke" but its along the same lines lol. So our band is extremely small and we only had 4 sax players at the time... so we were playing this one piece and our BD stops us and looks at the sax players... he goes on this whole rant about how he can't hear them and that they should play out.... so he makes all four sax players play without the band... so then he screaming at them "blow! blow! blow! Come on Sax's! Blow! Don't make me get on my knees and beg you! Just blow!" Everyone in band was turning bright red and trying not to laugh especially the saxs... Our poor BD doesn't understand why were all trying not to laugh... he doesn't have a dirty mind like the band kids do lol

my junior year my band went to disneyworld in FL to play in one of the many main street parades, but on like the 3rd day we went to Epcot. if you've never been there its like the educational park. in the front its about like technology and futuristic stuff like that. in the back theres a bunch of different sections for different countries and cultures. anyways for the whole trip me and some of my friends, whenever someone said something we'd say "your face..." and then someone else would say "your mom...." and then it'd be countered with "your d***..." and that was usually the end of it (unless it was up lauren's butthole...idk how that started so don't ask haha) anyways i'd been to epcot before and i knew that there was an actual ride in the Norway section (not that many rides in the countries section) so i was like hey theres a fun ride in Norway! and someone said your face is a fun ride in norway and so i said your mom is a fun ride in norway! yeah i only figured that one out after i said it. it was so good we didn't even say "your d***" lol
sorry that was long it took some explanation smile