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Okay, so it's common to hear the phrase "That's what she said," in my band and I was wondering if it was common in any other bands. And if so, what's the most epic music related "That's what she said," joke you've ever said/heard? "Your mom." and "In bed," also count.



I'd have to say the most epic "That's what she said," moment I've ever experienced was a couple days ago in band. We were doing a call and response thing with our BD and he was trying to explain how it works. He made the mistake of phrasing it like so: "You have to play the game with my stick." ...no one actually said it, but the whole room got really silent until our tenor saxophonist burst out into laughter. Our BD was furious but everyone was laughing to hard to notice. Another one was when I was playing Apples to Apples with a graduated trumpet player and he said, "Damnit, I still have AIDS..." He was talking about having the card of course (For those of you who know how to play Apples to Apples.)

Anyways, those are my best "That's what she said," stories. What are yours?

We had played all of ours songs for the day and had a few minutes to talk before the bell rang. So Pat starts saying that Somya is htting on Marissa. How that started is a mystery.
The two of them then make fake plans and like "Yeah, we have date tomorrow! We're going to see Watchmen" Laughing alling I pulled this line so out of nowhere "hey, if I tagged along, Would I be a third wheel or a threesome!" All three of them and some others turn like WHAT??? And all burst out laughing.
Not really a that's what she said but I thought it was close. lol

My best (and grossest D: ) one did not happen in band... But I have to say it anyways. My mom and I were at the pet store, and we went over to the guinea pigs section and she saw one with a really furry coat or something and said "That sure is a hairy one!" (or something really similar.)

And I had to say it... XD

More related to band, it was actually in band where I first heard the joke. I believe it was very shortly after we got back from our final marching contest in 2006 (my final one as well. sad ) We had this tuba player who always made jokes, he said "your mom" a lot... So it figures he'd be the first one to say this. I think I said something like "That was fun!" or "That thing is huge!" (in reference to the sousaphone cases they had... yeah I know, I was bored.) and he said "That's not what she said.", he said it in a way that was really funny as well.

The joke spread around like a wildfire after that. It's as if he started it for the whole school. lol.

I don't remember actually ever hearing my band director saying those but he generally pauses after he says something that one of them could be used after. And of course the entire band bursts into laughter. Sometimes he even jokingly yells at us that we aren't allowed to laugh at attention. But of course he's laughing too. xD

This one doesn't have one of those tag lines but it was just our band director saying the wrong word. We mark out spots on the field during practice with poker chips so that we can see how close we got to our spot with every run of a move. So he was about to give us a break and so he was talking to us over the long ranger and told us all to go pick up our "Chicks" and of course the whole band started laughing at him. So he waited for that to subside and then went on to say he was giving us a water break. But it was just "to wet our mouths since we hadn't had any in a long time" and of course we all laughed again. By this point he just told us how much time we had for our break and stopped talking. n__n;;;

my friend Taylor always says that line. and when we were in science class he was messing with the beaker and putting a whole bunch of weird stuff in it so i said 'hey you cant put that in there' and he said 'that's what she said'

My friends and I went to get milkshakes one day. One of my friends was using like, 5 straws, and the other one took one of the straws and put it in her cup. So I yelled out, "Stop transferring liquids!!!" everyone started laughing rofl rofl rofl

It took me a long time to figure out the "thats what she said" or "thts wht he said" jokes.. but when i finally caught on, i thought it was hilarious.

this insn't band related but this one time while camping my friends made an awesome one.

my friends Mitch and Andy were sharing a tent that night and were arranging their stuff in it. Mitch ends up taking Andy's sleeping pad and won't give it back to him. so Andy yells, "You A**hole! Give me back my F***ing pad!" and Mitch yelled, "That's what she said." which is hilarious and a little gross at the same time.

another time (band related), My BD got upset at a precussionist because he wasn't playing a part properly/loud enough. my band director said, "Grady, you're doing it wrong. how can i explain it... Have you ever had a girlfriend? You need less input to get more sound, just remember that." no one said that's what she said but everyone burst out lauging.