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 Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:59 pm
Granted, but your ability to steer yourself is horrbile now.
I wish I had a nice house.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:23 pm
Granted, but you use a sub-prime mortgage to get it and...well...you know what happens next.
I wish I had a Tank.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:04 pm
Granted, but it was stolen from a hostile army, who has 1,000 of the same tank and is now chasing after your one tank.
I wish I could play piano.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:48 am
Granted,but your piano was destroyed by your father because he says it is noisy.
i wish that everyday is hungry ghost festival season.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:04 pm
Granted, but the ghosts eat you.
I wish I got off work for Columbus Day.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:47 pm
Granted, but only because you got fired.
I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:54 pm
Granted, but you have to work 16 hours a day with no paid time off, health insurance, or overtime.
I wish I could jump really high.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:50 am
Granted,you jumped so high that you reached the Mars.
I wish that there is a way to turn back time.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:54 am
Granted, but now time only runs backwards.
I wish it was lunchtime.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:29 pm
Granted, but they are serving only raw pig testicles.
I wish I had a barrel full of pig testicles.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:54 am
Granted, but they have (pig?) STDs.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:29 pm
Granted, but it is all counterfeit.
I wish I had your soul.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:47 pm
granted, but only if you give up your endless supply of all things explosive.
I wish I could meet a vampire.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:10 pm
Granted, but now you are dead.
I wish I owned your house.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:13 pm
Granted, but u have to share it with my mom...
i wish i had eternal youth (looking 21)
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