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 Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:37 pm
Wang Fire eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:13 pm
Wang Fire can move like the agents. Trinity has never seen anyone move that fast. It was fast enough.
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:27 pm
Wang Fire doesn't read maps. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:45 pm
Wang Fire beat Chuck Norris.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:33 pm
There is no chin behind Wang Fire’ beard. There is only another fist.
TO WANG FIRE.
On another note, anyone played Brawl yet? Pit is seriously my favorite character ever.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:00 am
There is no fist under Wang Fire's beard. Only another d**k.
TO WANG FIRE!
lol no.
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:36 pm
 AND ON THAT d**k WAS ANOTHER d**k... AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME. OOOOH! TO WANG FIRE.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:03 pm
(I can)
Under Wang Fire's beard there is another fist. And in that fist is another d**k.
TO WANG FIRE!
Edit: I found out the saying is indeed "prior to contrary belief".
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:10 am
Wang Fire CAN touch this...
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:31 am
you are sunlight and I moon
joined by the gods of fortune...
Wang Fire's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never, ever, cries
TO WANG FIRE!
... midnight and high noon
sharing the sky
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:57 pm
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Wang Fire finds it delicious.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:25 pm
Some people say that trivial things such as whaling are the sole cause of the whale's gradual disappearance. This is untrue; Wang Fire requires a steady diet of whale to sustain his rock hard abs and blindingly shiny teeth.
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:50 pm
Wang Fire (insert Roundhouse-kick-line here)
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:36 pm
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk; when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Wang Fire
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:49 pm
The story of the creation of the universe goes many ways, and has been told many times. The truth about it is this:
Wang Fire was out drinking late with his roommate Chad in the vast darkness that was before the universe. They decided to have a drinking contest. Chad began chugging (he was no where near as drunk as Wang Fire) and Wang Fire followed him in approximately 2 minutes Wang had won the contest by chugging 10, 6 packs of Heineken, 3 quart bottles of Disaronno, 4 Jack Daniels, and 12 gallon jugs of the purest everclear one had ever seen.
Wang Fire began celebrating his triumph by dancing and spinning around in that vast darkness. Suddenly he felt something rise up in his drunken stomach. Chad said "dude, you don't look to good" and Wang Fire a little unnerved replied "bruuuhhh, i nevar f3lt bettar" at that it seemed his sexy body too the cue and he vomited a pond into that vast darkness. When he'd risen again he said while wiping the vomit from his chin "now I've never felt better". And so the universe was born.
TO WANG FIRE!
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