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 Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:00 am
dokeefe A couple days ago i realized that my TV was controling my mind, and decided that before new years i would stop watching TV. And i still think its a good idea sober. Did you know that the average american sees 3000 ads a day? Do you know how many messages are being sent to your mind that you dont know about? Its ******** scary. That's why I am pretty strictly a foreign and indie film fan. They don't advertise nearly as much. Remember the giant Chuck Taylor add that was misleadingly titled I Robot? Yhup... No. Lol, that and I love the difference in styles. Nothing picture perfect or dumbed down. Adult Swim is about the only TV I watch anymore and that's rarely.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:20 pm
I hate country but for some reason a lot of my friends like it. Well we were listing to Lamb of God. And I wasn’t really listing to the music just moving to the beat constantly well I didn’t notice when they changed the music and started playing country and so there I am still moved around (partly head banging) and just “swinging” as they called it to country….it’s horrible
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:32 pm
I was eating goulash and I was high, and my dad made me laugh, and a noodle got stuck up my nose in the same way that milk fires out of your nose, only the noodle got stuck halfway. About 10 minutes later, it came back down and tasted terrible.
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:26 pm
Okay so I was making out with this kid I'd stayed in a church with in DC and he and I were into each other so we started making out then he invited me to smoke and stupidly I agreed. ********. I just realized I can't smoke out of anything but a bong because I'm totally retarded. So he hands me a pipe and I'm like totally fumbling with the lighter and I burn my face somehow and he's laughing his a** off at me now. So he holds the lighter for me and I inhale and cough and ******** cough and cough and now he's REALLY laughing at me. So now I'm fully embarrassed and he's like "Awww." and hugs me and I fall asleep almost instantly. I haven't talked to him since I'm so embarrassed...
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:00 am
*slightly baked, so excuse my errs*
I got sick once from smoking my first 1/8. Before then I was smoking joints with friends and stuff but never bought my own and then I got some stuff my friend grew from some seeds he found on his friends floor. I thought I could be cool as Krystal and smoke an 1/8 and still function enough to order like a normal person at mcDonald's....but noooo. I ate about 2 big plates of spagetti before I got ripped. Big mistake. After the first two...or three bowls I really started feeling it but that was when I usually stop smoking when I was with her...there was another 2-3 bowls left so I continued. By the last one I was having trouble holding the lighter and the pipe, but I cashed the b***h in glory.....or so I thought. Within about 5 minutes I was laying down because I was going to puke. Within 5 after that I was puking. Now I'm used to drinking and puking but at least then I could hold down water. And the smell of booze isn't as strong as pot. That just amplified it. The room was spinning so bad I eventually based out about a half-hour later.
That was a cool night. Havent been able to smoke myself sick sence. I pass out too quick.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:56 pm
I hate getting stonned and not being able to keep the lighter still. Once I was so baked I couldn't see right, and I kept bumping my head on the wall repeatly trying to find a roach in my bed room floor, turned out not such a good idea, I some how fell out my window and fell asleep in my yard on the way back in, well, I didn't move after I fell...
But by far the worst thing I have ever seen while someone was stoned, was my 8 year older brother stoned. He was really, really, really baked. Like he was ******** smoked stupid. He lit his fingers on fire smoking with me, back when I didn't smoke out of pipes alot when I had roaches. He'd seen how I could smoke a roach in my fingers untill it was nothing but ashe, I could make the smallest amount of weed last forever, and I'd take BIG hits every time. Maybe I was just so high I didn't know I wwas smoking my finger or somethin'...
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:20 pm
I don't have any stories that I can think of really... but if I do, i'll be sure to post them.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:49 pm
One thing I think is neat, now that I look back on it, is this one time I was hanging out with these two friends of mine. One was older, about 2 or 3 years older than myself, so he could drive and such and the other's about a year younger.
Anyway, the one that could drive only had a two person truck at the time and we were about to leave on our way to pick up this dealer we hung out with but we suddenly realized the dilemma of there being four of us and having only a two person vehicle.
So we improvised. In the back of the truck there was this armoire with like a space to fit a tv and whatnot. So somehow me and my younger friend fit ourselves into said space and pulled out the drawers and held them over ourselves as it was the middle of winter at the time and we needed something to block the wind. So we're driving down the highway and my friend's like, "Cody, wanna toke it?" You can guess my reaction. So I ended up toking it going down the highway in an armoire that's sitting in the back of a truck in the dead of winter.
Then later that day we clan baked the truck with two blunts sitting in a trailer park. Good times...
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:56 am
I remember smoking a lot with friends of mine and watching the movie Trainspotting. Now I live in the Netherlands and we have subtitles under movies normally. So we were all going on about how we could understand Scottish and how weird that was, until I noticed that A: Trainspotting is mostly spoken in normal English and B: there were bright white subtitles at the bottom.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:49 pm
I have so many stories at this point, so, I'll just tell the most recent one. Me and my friend Keith were smoking in his mom's car a few weeks ago and it was just the funniest thing ever. When we first started smoking, things were just chill and normal, Then it got to the point we were laughing over nothing. He was just like, "Mariss,guess what?" "What?" "Guess,what?" "WHAT? WHAT, KEITH?" "*awkward silence* Pickles." We couldn't stop laughing for like ten minutes over that and other things we were talking about. We were so highwe kept dropping his iPod Shuffle and the dutch. Then,when, we were ducking down when people he knew were walking by,he kept getting stuck between the seats because of how high he was,which, resulted in more lawlz. The rest of the night was just filled with more randomness.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:02 pm
Northawke_rs I remember smoking a lot with friends of mine and watching the movie Trainspotting. Now I live in the Netherlands and we have subtitles under movies normally. So we were all going on about how we could understand Scottish and how weird that was, until I noticed that A: Trainspotting is mostly spoken in normal English and B: there were bright white subtitles at the bottom. Trainspotting FTW. I live in Edinburgh and I've even been to the club that was in the movie.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:37 pm
So i got a couple.
The first two take place at my friends house.
The third, at my school on a sunday.
WE were in the building playing pool, and we had the bright idea to go outside and get on the swing. well, my friend decides to spin me round and round and then when its twisted up pretty far she spins around the oppisite way. boy was that a blast. xD
I was at her house and we were watching spongebob, well it was before the kids choice awards and they did they jack black pop up thing. like where he would jump up on all four sides of the screen. holy s**t, i wasnt sure if it really happen. i kept asking my friend and her brother if that really happen. they kept tricking me and said they didnt know what i was talking about. xD
So, this was the first time i really got TRIPPY. all i really remember was me chasing a basketball everywhere, old people playing tenni thinking i was el loco, and acting like a fish/mermaid on the gorund, oh and calling my friend janet jackson.
i tend to call people diffrent races when i am baked.
i was brazillian one time.
my friend has been mexican, black, and asian. xD
good times. good times. :]]
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:27 am
Okay, for my first time smoking, two of my friends and myself went out back of their house and smoked a joint. Afterward we all lit cigs and, standing in a circle, we slowly started swaying in sync with each other so it appeared to all of us that the earth was moving. We found this so funny we couldn't stop laughing to right ourselves and figure out what was going on for about 20 mins. This event is always referred to as "The 20 min cigarette" by said friends.
And one of the above mentioned friends with another no name friend were a little confused their fist time and not knowing to break up the pot wrapped a bud whole in a joint, then smoked it. Then they climbed up onto a train trestle and proceeded to scare the crap out of each other. xd
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:31 am
I never told you I needed you darling, like a rose needs the rain. How could you possibly know how much?  --------------------------------------------
I was high and visited my old teacher, and she asked me how I was, so I told her I was happy.
She gave me a really serious look like I was in the deepest s**t in my life and said: "Are you just saying that cause you just smoked some weed?" and here I am, freaking out, because I don't know her opinion on marijuana, and I assumed she didn't like it (she's a republican Christian).
So, she looks at me, then her teacher assistant, than me again and starts laughing her a** off and tells me that I take after my parents and for the next 10 minutes jokes around with her teacher assistant about me getting high.
It was definitely not the reaction I expected, I mean, she was my fourth grade teacher <<"
------------------------------------------- So I reach for your love, like the moon and the stars, ever in my sight, ever out of touch...
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:05 pm
Magical Marijuana Faerie I was high and visited my old teacher, and she asked me how I was, so I told her I was happy.
She gave me a really serious look like I was in the deepest s**t in my life and said: "Are you just saying that cause you just smoked some weed?" and here I am, freaking out, because I don't know her opinion on marijuana, and I assumed she didn't like it (she's a republican Christian).
So, she looks at me, then her teacher assistant, than me again and starts laughing her a** off and tells me that I take after my parents and for the next 10 minutes jokes around with her teacher assistant about me getting high.
It was definitely not the reaction I expected, I mean, she was my fourth grade teacher <<"
*giggle* I think my perspective's skewed because my folks are both teachers and I've smoked out with them both...
It was totally funny, though, a couple years ago dad mentioned that his school had done some stuff with its website, so I went to it and nosed around a little... they had the teachers' pictures up there by department, and of the nine in his department he was the only one wearing sunglasses. I grinned a little and thought, "one in nine educators has first-hand experience with wacky tabacky." XD
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