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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:29 pm
Well, if you're like me, you never really get a chance to talk about the things you thought where neat, dumb, weird when you were baked. Or, really just get to talk about it in general. So I guess that is what I am dedicating this thread to. They don't have to be anything special. Just a group sharing.
Here is one of mine.
The dumbest moment I ever remember having baked was the first time I saw Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny. In the beginning there is a kid that looks like he'd be a younger version of JB. Well, when I was baked, I swear I thought they CG'd JB's face into the kids. They didn't, of course. That's just what I thought and when I saw that they didn't I thought it was the funniest thing ever. How could I think that? Oh yeah, I just did my first waterfall, that's how.
See, dumb. Lol.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:12 pm
I once thought it would be a good idea to fry burgers using a whole stick of butter rather than oil. Those were some damned good burgers though.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:25 pm
Two days ago I was drunk and blazed and riding on a dirt road in a dodge intrepid(I wasn't drving). The ******** flipped once and landed upside down. I was the first person to crawl out a window. We had a case of beer in the back. I didn't want to stick around and get an MIP, so I walked my a** 2 miles down the road, bleeding all over, to where I could get cellphone service and called a buddy up for a ride.
Is that a good story?
EDIT: I'm alright though. I just ******** up my hand real bad(it's fine now), and I was bleeding from my head, but that's cool now too. ******** up my back a little bit, but that's getting better too. A little more detail probably would have been apropriate.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:59 am
Piotr Stoochat Two days ago I was drunk and blazed and riding on a dirt road in a dodge intrepid(I wasn't drving). The ******** flipped once and landed upside down. I was the first person to crawl out a window. We had a case of beer in the back. I didn't want to stick around and get an MIP, so I walked my a** 2 miles down the road, bleeding all over, to where I could get cellphone service and called a buddy up for a ride. Is that a good story? EDIT: I'm alright though. I just ******** up my hand real bad(it's fine now), and I was bleeding from my head, but that's cool now too. ******** up my back a little bit, but that's getting better too. A little more detail probably would have been apropriate. Lol, I sort of hope I don't get a story like that to tell.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:53 pm
I always remembered the first time I smoked a lot that everything was in this haze. Just walking down a sidewalk, everything was hazy. It took me to smoke again, like 6 or 7 months later, and just after we started walking i was like, "Hey, I just realized why I always remember the first time I smoked as really hazy. It was really foggy that morning." Ah.. good times.
And right after that my Sushi went "skeet, skeet, splat."
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:59 am
I pondered for over 20 minutes on why the cast members of Big Brother only talk about strategy, and for the whole show. My sister then helped me realize that they talk strategy in hopes that they can win. It's odd, if you think about it. The whole show is just them talking strategy, seems a bit shallow for a reality show- but I love it. xD
And a few months ago, when I used to get REALLY high off of buds, I'd run around and feel all intense, then jump and actually feel like I was lifting off the ground and about to fly. whee
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:01 pm
This one time me, and two of my friends took my one friends bong out onto a golf course at night. And we were smoking and happy and s**t We thought we were cool so we had a bunch of lawn chairs and s**t with us. Then we see a couple lights like a golf cart coming toward us and we packed the ******** up and took the ******** off. Jumped a fence, ran through the woods and didn't stop till we hit Dave's house. Luckily he lives nearby and s**t.
Anyway, the bong remained unharmed. xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:35 pm
hippiefoRk This one time me, and two of my friends took my one friends bong out onto a golf course at night. And we were smoking and happy and s**t We thought we were cool so we had a bunch of lawn chairs and s**t with us. Then we see a couple lights like a golf cart coming toward us and we packed the ******** up and took the ******** off. Jumped a fence, ran through the woods and didn't stop till we hit Dave's house. Luckily he lives nearby and s**t. Anyway, the bong remained unharmed. xd Lol, I love happy endings.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:36 pm
dokeefe I always remembered the first time I smoked a lot that everything was in this haze. Just walking down a sidewalk, everything was hazy. It took me to smoke again, like 6 or 7 months later, and just after we started walking i was like, "Hey, I just realized why I always remember the first time I smoked as really hazy. It was really foggy that morning." Ah.. good times. And right after that my Sushi went "skeet, skeet, splat." Lol, that sounds like something I would do without pot because my contacts are always clouding over when I get sleepy or I go too long without blinking or I just simply exist. Lol.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:38 pm
Fried Tree I pondered for over 20 minutes on why the cast members of Big Brother only talk about strategy, and for the whole show. My sister then helped me realize that they talk strategy in hopes that they can win. It's odd, if you think about it. The whole show is just them talking strategy, seems a bit shallow for a reality show- but I love it. xD
And a few months ago, when I used to get REALLY high off of buds, I'd run around and feel all intense, then jump and actually feel like I was lifting off the ground and about to fly. whee If you think that's neat. The next time you get high(I'm not suggesting you do so, I'm just saying that if it happens), jump on a trampoline. It's amazing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:38 pm
Indie Tits hippiefoRk This one time me, and two of my friends took my one friends bong out onto a golf course at night. And we were smoking and happy and s**t We thought we were cool so we had a bunch of lawn chairs and s**t with us. Then we see a couple lights like a golf cart coming toward us and we packed the ******** up and took the ******** off. Jumped a fence, ran through the woods and didn't stop till we hit Dave's house. Luckily he lives nearby and s**t. Anyway, the bong remained unharmed. xd Lol, I love happy endings. Yeah it was awesome.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:51 am
Heh...the first time I ever bought my own bag, I was smoking in my room. I was like 15 or 16 years old. I was listening to music and dancing around when it struck me that I could do ANYTHING I wanted to. I was FREE. So with my newfound power, I decided to throw up on the floor. Yeah, I dunno either. After I did it, I realized that now I would have to clean it up, and I was once again humbled. I have not had a similar experience since.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:40 am
A couple days ago i realized that my TV was controling my mind, and decided that before new years i would stop watching TV.
And i still think its a good idea sober.
Did you know that the average american sees 3000 ads a day? Do you know how many messages are being sent to your mind that you dont know about? Its ******** scary.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:57 am
The FDA Heh...the first time I ever bought my own bag, I was smoking in my room. I was like 15 or 16 years old. I was listening to music and dancing around when it struck me that I could do ANYTHING I wanted to. I was FREE. So with my newfound power, I decided to throw up on the floor. Yeah, I dunno either. After I did it, I realized that now I would have to clean it up, and I was once again humbled. I have not had a similar experience since. That is singularly, the oddest thing I've ever heard. I like it. I'm not sure why but I do.
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