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 Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:03 pm
Wow...a tough act to follow...
But at any rate...
What do you get when you lock a Disney rep and a Square rep in an elevator for 12 hours?
Kingdom Hearts.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:24 pm
lols xD
How true that is
Here's one of my favorites
Its ... not super appropriate but
It always makes me giggle:
How do you scare a bee?
Boo Bee
xD!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:42 pm
Alright Alright, Alright. They're not very original but they may have you smirking.
Wanna hear a drity joke?
I played in the mud.
Wanna heara clean joke?
I took a bath.
Muahaha!
Epic fail?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:31 pm
I think this joke is in the fail blog somewhere xD
Just kidding!
I never get tired of that joke
Except for when I do : D ♥
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:46 pm
What worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can? One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
What worse that using a shovel to unload a heap of dead babies from the back of a rusty pickup truck? Using a pitchfork.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:21 pm
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One of them is hungry.
What's worse than that?
When it eats its way out.
Whats even WORSE than that?
When it goes back for seconds.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:22 pm
Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to TEN trees xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:07 pm
I'm not laughing at any of them....
Wanna hear somethign slightly perverted, but funny?
All of the terms in band can be turned into somthing sexual or just not right.
"You're not fingering that right!"
"Tongue it harder!"
"Your rythm is off."
"Wow, I got high that time!"
Bwhahahaha! Band kids have the most fun while working!
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:17 pm
You didnt have to laugh at those
And if they were actual babies, I really wouldnt be laughing
Ha ha xD
Imma miss my band and drama kids )':
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:30 am
I dont have a joke ):
Aww, Capella's so close to getting her item
But she CANT Dx
Isnt that HILARIOUS?
A ha ha ha... haaaaaaa...
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:34 am
Aww man, I only know a good joke, but it's not exactly clean crying
Oh well, I'll try this one...
My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid, but I think he only says that because he's out to get me.
What day do tigers eat people? Chewsday (Fail..... crying )
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:59 pm
A boy is working on a homework project, "The difference between theoretically and realistically", but is struggling with it. So he goes to ask his father.
"Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?
"Well son," the dad replies, "I can tell you, but you're going to have to do me a favor first."
The son, looking a bit confused, nods. "Okay, what's that?"
"Go ask your sister if she'd sleep with a random guy for $500,000."
The boy, even more confused now, goes off and asks her. He returns to his dad a few minutes later.
"She said she would, dad. Can you help me with my homework now?"
"Not quite." replied the dad. "Now, go ask your mother the same question."
And so the boy did. And once again he returned to his father a few minuted later.
"She said she would too, dad. But what's this have to do with my homework?!" He asked, getting a little annoyed.
"Well, I'll tell you." Said the dad. "Theoretically, we're sitting on a million bucks. Realistically, we're sharing the house with a couple of whores."
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:48 pm
This thread right here beats it all. No joke.... Beats the heck out of the rascist jokes I was going to tell.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/you-laugh-you-lose-lots-of-pics/t.56074255/
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