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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:52 pm
To see if they would get diabetes.
You got my limousine dirty after I had it washed!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:29 am
I'm SORRY, it's just strippers are really hard to control when they've had too much to drink. I don't think you'll wanna come in there for a while, it kind of smells.
You annoyed me while I was walking on the sidewalk by spraying me with a revolving water sprinkler!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:58 pm
You were destroying my sidewalk pepper garden!
You bugged a bug in a bog!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:10 pm
Well, I am bogm0nst3r.
You ate my lunch!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:19 pm
Howard was hungry. You wouldn't like Howard when he's hungry.
You left an innocent slime on the side of the road without giving him anything!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 4:52 pm
he had air, he'd be fine
you picked up that slime off of the road against obvious no-slime-hitchhiker laws!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 4:54 pm
That was an ooze, and everyone here knows it!
You ate my last cookie, slept with m ydaughter, stabbed my son in the leg, and sat on my dog!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:00 pm
That was quite the productive day.
You stole a loaf of banana bread from a family bakery
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:04 pm
It was offensively delicious-looking, I didn't want innocent shoppers to be in shock.
You dented my horn bell.... YOU MONSTER scream
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:30 pm
i am a monster. you should have better protected your horn bell
you tried to forcefully cure my monsterism! for shame!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:05 pm
You shouldn't have dented innocent people's horn bells!
You stole my cat cat_crying
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:25 pm
To give her a comfortable home to have her kitten! Shame, shame, you didn't even know she was pregnant! Here, have a kitten. Better? ;D
Your cat ate my pet cockroach! emo
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:13 am
It sure did.
You killed my pet rolley polley!
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:49 am
How was I supposed to know they were so flammable?
You lit Australia on fire!
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:09 pm
it was either that or flooding it, and a hypothetical Australian pole said that people would rather burn to death than drown
you then attempted to douse Australia's flames by flooding it!
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