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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:19 pm
We have one of those "one child only" things like china. Plus children go for 32k each.
You sold a diamond to a murderer so he could cut glass.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 3:09 pm
It was money? How is that a crime? I fail to see your link in my sale of said
diamond and to motive (which I was unaware of) of said "murderer" that you are
describing. It will never hold in court.
You just lost the game!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 3:33 pm
but you lost it too!
you broke into my castle to stop my evil spell to raise the dead.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 3:41 pm
I hadnt done my rpg castle raids for the week.
You made a gun that shoots tornados
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:12 pm
i did it on commission. sue my boss if it caused you trouble in the field test
you smashed my $1000 professional camera!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:33 pm
Hey, buddy, I was smashed myself! It's not my fault you left it out in the open!
HOW DARE YOU EAT THE LAST COOKIE!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?T^T
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:37 pm
Joke's on me since it'll probably give me diabetes.
You bought a mattress on Sunday!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:41 pm
So...? I always buy mattresses on Sundays. Sunday's are mattress days. YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME.
How could you shave a cat in my cats fur?
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:44 pm
In some way that makes that grammar make more sense.
You parked something other than a car in a garage!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:46 pm
My doom machine needs somewhere to go...
You ripped a tag off a mattress!!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:50 pm
There was a tag on the other end of the mattress that said "rip the first one off under penalty of law" so I had to follow one of their instructions!
You sold a permanent marker within city limits!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:19 pm
I palm to color the city red with chemically made ink! Mwahahahahahaha.
You destroyed the world supply of octopus ink!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:48 am
Yay! That means I win!
You gave me such a headache!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:58 pm
no, i gave you excessive amounts of candy! the after-affects are totally your fault
you made Peter Piper sell seashells so that he could buy you a bit of better butter to put into your batter!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:48 pm
At least Pete has radiated from pepper picker to baker.
You flooded a major city in azerbaijan with warm whipped cream!
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